• What’s a monkey’s favorite fruit? Ape-racots!
• Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
• What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips? A chip-chimp!
• What did the monkey say to the banana? “Peel me now or forever hold your peace!”
• Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the banana plantation? Because it heard the bananas were high in the trees!
• How do monkeys make toast? They put it under the gorilla!
• What’s a monkey’s favorite dance? The cha-cha-chimpanzee!
• Why did the monkey like the computer? Because it had lots of bytes!
• What’s a monkey’s favorite subject in school? Banana-namics!
• Why did the monkey go to outer space? To find the missing link!
• What did one monkey say to the other before they started a race? “On your mark, gorilla, go!”
• What do you call a monkey that loves to dance? A boogie-woogie baboon!
• Why don’t monkeys ever play cards in the wild? Because there are too many cheetahs!
• What did the monkey say when it caught its tail in the door? “It won’t be long now!”
• Why don’t monkeys ever go on roller coasters? Because they find them too bananas!
• How does a monkey eat its dinner? With ape-titude!
• What do you call a monkey that wins the lottery? A millionaire-illa!
• Why did the monkey go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little “ape-y”!
• What’s a monkey’s favorite kind of movie? A jungle flick!
• Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the soccer game? Because it heard the ball was high in the net!

• What do you call a monkey that loves to take selfies? A snap-chimp!
• Why did the monkey join the circus? Because it wanted to be the king of the swingers!
• What’s a monkey’s favorite snack? Chimp-chops!
• Why did the monkey sit on the clock? Because it wanted to be a time chimp!
• What’s a monkey’s favorite type of music? Swing!
• Why did the monkey go to school? Because it wanted to be at the top of the class-chimp!
• What do you call a monkey that loves to play hide and seek? A hide-and-chimp!
• Why did the monkey bring a parachute to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a banana split!
• What do you call a monkey who loves to tell jokes? A pun-chimp!
• Why did the monkey bring a pencil to the jungle? Because it wanted to draw a wild sketch!
• What’s a monkey’s favorite type of movie? A chimp flick!
• Why did the monkey bring a shovel to the beach? Because it heard someone say there were buried treasures!
• What did the monkey say to the banana that was running late? “You’re a little behind!”
• What’s a monkey’s favorite game to play at the beach? Volley-banana!
• Why did the monkey bring a map to the zoo? Because it heard it was easy to get lost in the wild world!
• What do you call a monkey that loves to shop? A spend-thrift!
• Why did the monkey bring a broom to the party? Because it heard there were going to be a lot of apes!
• What’s a monkey’s favorite mode of transportation? A chimped-out car!
• Why did the monkey bring a camera to the jungle? Because it wanted to capture some wild moments!
• What do you call a monkey that’s a master chef? A prim-ate!

Another Monkey riddles

• Why did the monkey bring a spoon to the jungle? Because it heard there were lots of banana splits!
• What’s a monkey’s favorite type of shoe? Ape-toes!
• Why did the monkey bring a camera to the zoo? Because it wanted to take some “chimp-shots”!
• What do you call a monkey that loves to read? A book-oon!
• Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the library? Because it heard the books were high up on the shelves!
• What’s a monkey’s favorite TV show? “Planet of the Apes”!
• Why did the monkey bring a flashlight to the banana plantation? Because it heard the bananas were hiding in the dark!
• What do you call a monkey that’s always happy? A grin-gorilla!
• Why did the monkey bring a map to the jungle? Because it heard it was easy to get lost in the canopy!
• What’s a monkey’s favorite bedtime story? “Curious George Goes to Bed”!
• Why did the monkey bring a hat to the beach? Because it wanted to avoid getting a sun-ape!
• What do you call a monkey that loves to dance in the rain? A splash-chimp!
• Why did the monkey bring a compass to the zoo? Because it wanted to find its way to the ape exhibit!
• What’s a monkey’s favorite type of candy? Banana taffy!
• Why did the monkey bring a telescope to the jungle? Because it heard there were distant relatives swinging around!
• What do you call a monkey that loves to paint? A pic-ape-so!
• Why did the monkey bring a calculator to the banana plantation? Because it wanted to multiply its harvest!
• What’s a monkey’s favorite game at the arcade? Donkey Kong!
• Why did the monkey bring a pillow to the treehouse? Because it wanted to take a nap-kin!
• What do you call a monkey that loves to travel? A globe-trotter!

• What’s a monkey’s favorite fruit?
• Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the banana plantation?
• What do you call a mischievous monkey who loves to play pranks?
• What did the monkey say when he found a banana peel on the floor?
• Why did the monkey like the banana phone?
• What’s a monkey’s favorite dance move?
• Why was the monkey always so good at math?
• What’s a monkey’s favorite type of music?
• Why did the monkey sit on the clock?
• What do you call a monkey who loves to tell jokes?
• Why did the monkey bring a pencil to the jungle?
• What’s a monkey’s favorite subject in school?
• Why did the monkey bring a mirror to the jungle?
• What’s a monkey’s favorite TV show?
• Why did the monkey go to the doctor?
• What do you call a monkey who loves to read?
• Why did the monkey bring a backpack to the treehouse?
• What’s a monkey’s favorite sport?
• Why did the monkey bring a map to the jungle?
• What do you call a monkey who loves to paint?

Getting over with Monkey riddles

• What did the monkey say when it saw a banana in the freezer?
• Why did the monkey wear sunglasses in the jungle?
• What do you call a monkey who loves to play video games?
• Why did the monkey bring a camera to the treehouse?
• What’s a monkey’s favorite type of tree?
• Why did the monkey bring a pillow to the jungle?
• What did the monkey say to the banana that was late?
• Why did the monkey bring a telescope to the treehouse?
• What’s a monkey’s favorite mode of transportation?
• Why did the monkey bring a shovel to the jungle?
• What do you call a monkey who loves to cook?
• Why did the monkey bring a calculator to the treehouse?
• What’s a monkey’s favorite type of weather?
• Why did the monkey bring a magnifying glass to the jungle?
• What did the monkey say when it saw its reflection in the mirror?
• Why did the monkey bring a backpack full of bananas to the treehouse?
• What’s a monkey’s favorite bedtime story?
• Why did the monkey bring a compass to the jungle?
• What do you call a monkey who loves to sing?
• Why did the monkey bring a flashlight to the treehouse?