- Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A: Sham-boo! - Q: What do you call a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: Boo-berry pie! - Q: Why don’t ghosts like rain?
A: It dampens their spirits! - Q: What did the ghost say to the bartender?
A: “Pour me a spirit, please!” - Q: Why did the ghost go to school?
A: To improve his haunting skills! - Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite game?
A: Hide and shriek! - Q: How do ghosts keep in touch?
A: They “ghoul” each other on social media! - Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
A: The scare-plane! - Q: What do you call a ghost that haunts a kitchen?
A: A spook-cook! - Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite type of music?
A: Soul music! - Q: What did the ghost order at the restaurant?
A: A “ghoulish” sandwich! - Q: Why did the ghost break up with their partner?
A: They were just too “transparent”! - Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a snowman?
A: Frostbite! - Q: Why did the ghost go on a diet?
A: It wanted to lose some “ectoplasm”! - Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite dance?
A: The Boogie Boo! - Q: Why don’t ghosts ever tell lies?
A: Because you can see right through them! - Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite holiday?
A: Halloween, of course! - Q: Why did the ghost go to therapy?
A: To exorcise its inner demons! - Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite bedtime story?
A: The haunting of Hill House! - Q: How do ghosts keep fit?
A: They do lots of “dead-lifts”! - Q: What do ghosts wear when it’s raining?
A: Ghoul-drobes!
Another Ghost riddles
- What do ghosts use to keep in touch with each other?
(Ethereal cellphones) - What do you call a ghost’s favorite dessert?
(Boo-berry pie) - Why did the ghost go to the bar?
(For some boos) - What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
(Boo-berry cereal) - What do you get when you cross a ghost with a snowman?
(Frostbite) - What do you call a ghost’s true love?
(His ghoul-friend) - Why don’t ghosts like to go out in the rain?
(It dampens their spirits) - What did the ghost say to the bartender?
(I’ll have a spirit on the rocks) - Why did the ghost go to school?
(To improve his haunting skills) - What do you call a ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
(The roller-ghoster) - What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
(Watch the boooooard) - Why don’t ghosts like parties?
(They’re too spirited) - What do you call a ghost that haunts the town square?
(The phantom of the opera) - What’s a ghost’s favorite game to play?
(Hide-and-ghost-seek) - Why did the ghost go to the football game?
(To see the spirit of competition) - What do you call a ghost that’s good at math?
(Aboo-cus) - Why was the ghost such a great singer?
(He had a hauntingly beautiful voice) - What did the ghost bring to the potluck?
(Boo-tato salad) - Why do ghosts like elevators?
(Because they lift their spirits) - What do you call a ghost’s favorite dessert?
(Ghoulash)
- Why did the ghost go to the party alone?
(Because he couldn’t find his boo) - What do you call a ghost’s favorite drink?
(Spirit fizz) - Why do ghosts make terrible liars?
(Because you can see right through them) - What do you get when you cross a ghost with a bee?
(Boo-bee) - Why was the ghost such a good detective?
(Because he always followed his “intu-boo-tion”) - What’s a ghost’s favorite piece of clothing?
(A boo-tie) - Why did the ghost get kicked out of the library?
(Because he kept raising the “dead”) - What did the ghost order at the restaurant?
(Spook-ghetti and eyeballs) - Why did the ghost break up with his girlfriend?
(She kept ghosting him) - What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
(A hobgoblin) - Why don’t ghosts like the elevator?
(Because it raises their spirits) - What do you call a ghost that’s always happy?
(A polter-giggler) - Why don’t ghosts ever win races?
(Because they’re always a-boo-t a mile behind) - What did the ghost wear to the costume party?
(A boo-tiful gown) - Why did the ghost take the job as a chef?
(Because he wanted to work with “supernatural” ingredients) - What did the ghost say to the comedian?
(You really “killed” it out there!) - Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
(Because he was feeling “boo”tifully ill) - What do you call a ghost’s favorite flower?
(A boo-tulip) - Why did the ghost go to the football game?
(To see the “spirited” competition) - Why don’t ghosts ever go on diet?
(Because they’re already “weightless”)
Getting over with Ghost riddles
- Why did the ghost go to the beach?
(To look for sand-boo-gies) - What do you call a ghost’s favorite dance move?
(The Boogie-woogie) - Why did the ghost go to the barbershop?
(To get a “boo”-hawk) - What did the ghost bring to the picnic?
(Boo-berry jam) - Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
(To get his boo-boos checked) - What do you call a ghost that’s always confused?
(A “dis-spirited” ghost) - Why did the ghost apply for a job at the bakery?
(Because he wanted to work with “spirited” dough) - What do you call a ghost’s favorite movie?
(The Phantom of the Opera) - Why did the ghost become a teacher?
(Because he had a lot of “screaming” experience) - What do ghosts use to navigate the internet?
(W-W-W-dot.ghost.com) - Why did the ghost go to the gym?
(To “exorcise” his muscles) - What do you call a ghost’s favorite game show?
(Wheel of Misfortune) - Why don’t ghosts ever get lost?
(Because they always know the “scares” to go) - What did the ghost pack for his vacation?
(Boo-kini and sunscreen) - Why did the ghost become a comedian?
(Because he could always “kill” at open-mic nights) - What do you call a ghost’s favorite dessert?
(Scream brûlée) - Why did the ghost go to the pet store?
(To get a boo-dgie) - What do you call a ghost’s favorite ride at the carnival?
(The Haunted House) - Why did the ghost go to the party early?
(He wanted to be fashionably “dead” on time) - What did the ghost say to the group of friends?
(You guys are a “ghoul” bunch)
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