120+ Wool Riddles with Answers
This page moves through the whole wool chain: shearing day, carding, a spinning wheel, felting, before landing on the finished sweater, scarf, or rug. A back stretch trades vocabulary for wordplay, sheep puns like Fleece Navidad and candy baa, plus the idiom pulling the wool over someone's eyes, which the riddles use both literally and as a trick. Expect a flock's worth of variety, not just one repeated answer. When this deck runs dry, the Chameleon riddles pick up right where these leave off.
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Three Wool riddles, answers included
- I grow on an animal's back, but nobody ever mows me. What am I?
- Answer: Wool
- I keep a sheep warm all winter, then keep you warm the winter after. What am I?
- Answer: Wool
- Cut me off in spring and I grow right back by fall, no complaints from me. What am I?
- Answer: A sheep's fleece
Wool Riddles
- I grow on an animal's back, but nobody ever mows me. What am I?Wool
- I keep a sheep warm all winter, then keep you warm the winter after. What am I?Wool
- Cut me off in spring and I grow right back by fall, no complaints from me. What am I?A sheep's fleece
- I'm the greasy coating hiding inside raw wool, and lotion companies love to steal me. What am I?Lanolin
- I'm the flock's finest, prized for a coat so fine it out-softens cotton. What am I?A merino sheep
- I'm a goat, not a sheep, yet my soft undercoat costs more than most sheep's whole fleece. What am I?A cashmere goat
- I hail from the Andes, spit when I'm annoyed, and grow one of the warmest fibers on earth. What am I?An alpaca
- I'm an Angora goat's specialty, a long lustrous curl that never quite acts like ordinary wool. What am I?Mohair
- I'm the paddle-shaped tool that brushes a tangled fleece into straight, combable rows. What am I?A carding comb
- Brush me between two wooden paddles until every fiber finally points the same direction. What am I?Carded wool
- I spin on a foot pedal, turning a loose cloud of fluff into a single continuous thread. What am I?A spinning wheel
- I'm small enough for one hand, yet I can spin an entire fleece into yarn while dangling on a thread. What am I?A drop spindle
- Wind me around your fingers a hundred times and I turn into a tidy little bundle. What am I?A skein of yarn
- I'm the ball a kitten can't resist, though I was really meant for a knitting bag. What am I?A ball of yarn
- I come two to a project, sliding stitch after stitch until a scarf slowly appears. What are we?Knitting needles
- I'm a single hook, not a pair of needles, and I turn one loop into a chain before you notice. What am I?A crochet hook
- I'm the solid fabric born when hot water and rough handling mat wool fibers together for good. What am I?Felt
- Soak me, rub me, and roll me in soapy water, and I'll turn loose fiber solid without one single stitch. What am I?Wet felting
- I show up every December and make your neck itch before dinner's even served. What am I?A wool sweater
- I'm small, I have wings, and I consider your grandmother's wool cardigan a five-course meal. What am I?A moth
- I'm the little white pellet that smells sharp and keeps hungry wings out of your closet. What am I?A mothball
- I never left the sheep in a hurry, never got dyed, and proudly wear the label 'virgin' for it. What am I?Virgin wool
- I'm knotted by hand, thick enough to muffle footsteps, and I began life on a sheep's back. What am I?A wool rug
- I'm made from the same fiber as a sweater, but I live on the den floor instead of a closet. What am I?A wool carpet
- I cover your hands on the coldest days, though I never bothered to grow separate fingers. What am I?Wool mittens
- I hug your neck on a snowy walk, longer than a hat and twice as itchy when grandma knits fast. What am I?A wool scarf
- I sit on your head, I carry a pom-pom, and I flatten your hair the second I come off. What am I?A wool hat
- I'm the fluffy little topper bouncing on a wool hat, doing no job at all but looking cute. What am I?A pom-pom
- I'm cut from thick wool cloth, woven in checks, and British professors can't seem to retire me. What am I?A tweed jacket
- I'm a pleated wool skirt worn by Scottish men at weddings, and no, you may not ask what's underneath. What am I?A kilt
- I'm the phrase for tricking someone completely, and I literally mean covering their eyes in fleece. What am I?Pulling the wool over someone's eyes
- Every family has one of me, the relative who never quite matches the rest of the flock. What am I?The black sheep
- I look gentle and fluffy on the outside, but underneath the fleece I'm not a sheep at all. What am I?A wolf in sheep's clothing
- I'm not wool at all, just curled strands of metal that scrub your pans instead of warming your knees. What am I?Steel wool
- I insulate attics now instead of backs, and builders like me because I'm wool and fireproof at once. What am I?Wool insulation
- Toss me in the dryer with wet laundry, and I'll fluff your clothes without a drop of chemical softener. What am I?A wool dryer ball
- I'm the small bobble that forms on an old sweater's sleeve after one too many washes. What am I?A fabric pill
- I crackle and jump the moment you pull a wool sweater over your head on a dry winter day. What am I?Static electricity
- I count as one but I'm really thousands, each strand curling from the very same sheep's back. What am I?A fleece
- I traveled from a sheep's back to a mill to a store shelf before I ever touched your skin. What am I?A wool sweater
- What fiber comes off a sheep's back every spring, whether the sheep asked for a haircut or not?Wool
- What do you call the yearly appointment where a sheep loses its whole winter coat in ten minutes flat?Shearing day
- What buzzing tool removes a sheep's fleece in one long continuous sheet?Electric shears
- What professional can shear over two hundred sheep before lunch without a single nick?A sheep shearer
- What do you call a whole gathering of wool-growing sheep in one paddock?A flock
- What breed of sheep produces fiber so fine that entire suits get named after it?Merino
- What South American animal grows a fiber warmer than sheep's wool and gentler on sensitive skin?Alpaca
- What luxury fiber comes from a goat instead of a sheep, and costs a small fortune per sweater?Cashmere
- What term describes the huge compressed bundle of raw fleece sold at a wool auction?A wool bale
- What machine untangles a raw fleece into neat, combable rows before it's ever spun?A carding machine
- What oddly-named wooden tool winds freshly spun yarn into neat, even skeins?A niddy-noddy
- What old-fashioned mill used water-powered hammers to pound woven wool cloth into thick, felted fabric?A fulling mill
- What do you call a fleece after it's been washed, carded, and wound into a ball?Yarn
- What kind of wool sweater buttons up the front instead of pulling over your head?A cardigan
- What small test square do knitters make first to check their stitch tension before starting a real project?A gauge swatch
- What happens to a wool sweater that takes an accidental spin in the hot dryer?It shrinks
- Who works a loom for hours, crossing thread over thread until a length of wool cloth appears?A weaver
- Which fluffy youngster hasn't grown its full winter coat yet, and follows its mother everywhere?A lamb
- What event brings buyers together to bid on wool bales fresh from shearing season?A wool auction
- What term describes wool that's never been spun, dyed, or blended with anything else?Virgin wool
- What floor covering keeps your feet warm in winter and started life on a sheep's back?A wool rug
- What British fabric, woven in checked patterns, shows up on professors and country gentlemen alike?Tweed
- What formal, fitted garment is cut from fine wool and worn to job interviews and weddings alike?A wool suit
- What old phrase means completely deceiving someone, borrowed straight from a sheep-shearing trick?Pulling the wool over their eyes
- Inside what building does a sheep line up, nervous, waiting its turn under the clippers?A shearing shed
- What's the proper name for an adult female sheep, the one who actually raises the lambs?A ewe
- What metal scrubber shares its name with an animal fiber but has never once warmed anybody?Steel wool
- What eco-friendly building material insulates a house with the same fiber that insulates a sheep?Wool insulation
- What laundry helper bounces around the dryer softening clothes without a drop of liquid softener?A wool dryer ball
- Which curly-horned adult male sheep struts around the paddock like he owns the place?A ram
- What warm, itchy pair keeps your toes cozy inside winter boots?Wool socks
- What holiday garment gets uglier, brighter, and somehow more beloved every single December?An ugly Christmas sweater
- What season makes wool sweaters suddenly acceptable again after months in the back of the closet?Sweater weather
- What nursery rhyme shepherdess loses her sheep, and with them an entire flock's worth of future wool?Little Bo Peep
- What country ships more wool overseas than almost anywhere else, thanks to more sheep than people?New Zealand
- What weekend event has shearers racing the clock while judges score the cleanest fleece?A shearing competition
- What piece of luggage always seems to gain three extra wool sweaters right before a winter trip?A suitcase
- What four-legged worker keeps an entire flock moving in one direction without raising its voice?A sheepdog
- What weekly gathering brings knitters together to trade patterns and finish sweaters side by side?A knitting circle
- What kind of smell settles into a wool coat left folded in a damp closet all summer?A musty smell
- Why did the sheep cross the road?To get to the other flock.
- What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?A candy baa.
- How do sheep say Merry Christmas?Fleece Navidad!
- What did the sheep say to the shepherd?Fleece be with you.
- What do you call a sheep that knows karate?A lamb chop.
- What kind of music do sheep like best?Baa-roque.
- Why don't sheep need alarm clocks?The shepherd wakes them at the crack of dawn.
- Why did the wool sweater apply for a promotion?It wanted to work its way up.
- Why did the yarn refuse to argue?It didn't want to lose the thread.
- What's a knitter's favorite kind of joke?One with a good hook.
- Why did the sweater go to therapy?It had too many issues to unravel.
- How does a nervous sheep introduce itself?A little baa-shful.
- Why was the old wool coat so wise?It had seen a few seasons.
- What's a sheep's least favorite season?Shearing season.
- Why did the moth get kicked out of the closet?It ate the dress code.
- Who are the two sheep that always finish each other's sentences?Ewe and I.
- Why did the sweater break up with the dryer?It kept shrinking from commitment.
- What did the sock say to the wool sweater?You're a hole lot warmer than me.
- Why do wool sweaters make terrible secret keepers?They always unravel eventually.
- Why are a shepherd's campfire stories always so gripping?Every one has a good ewe-turn.
- Why did the spinning wheel win the race?It never stopped spinning.
- Why is wool always cracking jokes?Because it's punny.
- Why did the cashmere sweater feel stuck up?It thought it was a cut above.
- What's a sheep's favorite exercise?Wool lifting.
- Why did the sweater fail the lie detector test?It kept pulling the wool over everyone.
- How does a wool sweater feel in the middle of the desert?Way too hot.
- Why did the ram get the promotion?It had real herd instincts.
- What did the mother sheep say when her lamb misbehaved?That's baaaad.
- Why did the wool coat get invited to every party?It always kept things warm.
- What's the most tangled relationship in a knitting basket?The yarn and the cat.
- Why did the felted hat never lose an argument?It was already set in its ways.
- How does a sheep describe getting stuck in a thorny bush?Baa-stuck.
- Why was the tweed jacket always so calm?Nothing gets under its skin twice.
- What's a wolf's favorite disguise?Anything wool.
- Why did the mitten and the sock stop fighting?They finally saw eye to eye.
- Which sheep always sets the fashion trend for the whole flock?A trendsetter.
- Why did the crochet hook get promoted?It always looped everyone in.
- When is a scarf at its absolute happiest?Any season it gets to wrap up.
- Why did the shepherd climb a ladder?To keep an eye on rising wool prices.
- Which sheep just won the lottery?One lucky ewe.
How Wool Riddles Actually Trick You
One layer of this pool hides a single step of the fleece-to-garment process inside a first-person clue: the paddle-shaped tool that brushes a tangled fleece is a carding comb, not a hairbrush, and the oddly-named wooden tool that winds spun yarn is a niddy-noddy, not a bobbin. Knowing the actual sequence, shearing, carding, spinning, weaving or knitting, felting, beats guessing generic wool words.
A second layer plays on wool as a stand-in for trickery: pulling the wool over someone's eyes and a wolf in sheep's clothing both use the fiber as a metaphor for disguise, while the black sheep flips the same flock imagery into a family joke. Read those clues for the idiom, not the fabric.
Where to Use Wool Riddles
The process vocabulary, shearing, carding, spinning, felting, makes this set a natural fit for a farm visit, a fiber-arts class, or a homeschool unit on where sweaters actually come from before anyone touches a needle. Filter to Kids for the shearing-day and lamb riddles that land with an eight-year-old, no idiom knowledge required.
The sheep-pun half, Fleece Navidad, candy baa, Ewe and I, is built for a holiday card, a knitting circle icebreaker, or a wait in line at a farmers market wool stall. Switch to Hard when the room already knows what a fulling mill is and wants the trickier pulling the wool over someone's eyes wordplay instead of another shearing fact.
More Wool Riddles by Type
Wool Riddles for Kids
43 kid-friendly wool riddles with simple words, safe themes, and answers that make young solvers feel clever.
- I grow on an animal's back, but nobody ever mows me. What am I? Wool
- I keep a sheep warm all winter, then keep you warm the winter after. What am I? Wool
- I hail from the Andes, spit when I'm annoyed, and grow one of the warmest fibers on earth. What am I? An alpaca
- I spin on a foot pedal, turning a loose cloud of fluff into a single continuous thread. What am I? A spinning wheel
Hard Wool Riddles
For solvers who like a fight: 38 hard wool riddles that resist the first guess, and often the second.
- I'm the greasy coating hiding inside raw wool, and lotion companies love to steal me. What am I? Lanolin
- I'm a goat, not a sheep, yet my soft undercoat costs more than most sheep's whole fleece. What am I? A cashmere goat
- I'm an Angora goat's specialty, a long lustrous curl that never quite acts like ordinary wool. What am I? Mohair
- I'm the paddle-shaped tool that brushes a tangled fleece into straight, combable rows. What am I? A carding comb
Wool Riddles for Adults
31 wool riddles with grown-up wit: subtler wordplay and references, zero crudeness, all challenge.
- I'm the solid fabric born when hot water and rough handling mat wool fibers together for good. What am I? Felt
- Soak me, rub me, and roll me in soapy water, and I'll turn loose fiber solid without one single stitch. What am I? Wet felting
- I never left the sheep in a hurry, never got dyed, and proudly wear the label 'virgin' for it. What am I? Virgin wool
- I'm cut from thick wool cloth, woven in checks, and British professors can't seem to retire me. What am I? A tweed jacket
Funny Wool Riddles
The punchline crowd: 39 wool riddles built for a laugh, with puns, twists and groan-worthy wordplay included.
- I'm the ball a kitten can't resist, though I was really meant for a knitting bag. What am I? A ball of yarn
- I show up every December and make your neck itch before dinner's even served. What am I? A wool sweater
- I'm small, I have wings, and I consider your grandmother's wool cardigan a five-course meal. What am I? A moth
- I cover your hands on the coldest days, though I never bothered to grow separate fingers. What am I? Wool mittens
Easy Wool Riddles
Warm up with 34 easy wool riddles for quick wins to build momentum before the tricky ones.
- I hug your neck on a snowy walk, longer than a hat and twice as itchy when grandma knits fast. What am I? A wool scarf
- I sit on your head, I carry a pom-pom, and I flatten your hair the second I come off. What am I? A wool hat
- I'm the fluffy little topper bouncing on a wool hat, doing no job at all but looking cute. What am I? A pom-pom
- What fiber comes off a sheep's back every spring, whether the sheep asked for a haircut or not? Wool
Tricky Wool Riddles
43 tricky wool riddles that bait the obvious answer, so read slowly, the trap is in the wording.
- I'm small enough for one hand, yet I can spin an entire fleece into yarn while dangling on a thread. What am I? A drop spindle
- I'm a pleated wool skirt worn by Scottish men at weddings, and no, you may not ask what's underneath. What am I? A kilt
- I'm the phrase for tricking someone completely, and I literally mean covering their eyes in fleece. What am I? Pulling the wool over someone's eyes
- I look gentle and fluffy on the outside, but underneath the fleece I'm not a sheep at all. What am I? A wolf in sheep's clothing
What Am I Wool Riddles
The classic guessing game: 40 what-am-I wool riddles that describe themselves clue by clue. Read, commit to a guess, then reveal.
- Cut me off in spring and I grow right back by fall, no complaints from me. What am I? A sheep's fleece
- I'm the flock's finest, prized for a coat so fine it out-softens cotton. What am I? A merino sheep
- Brush me between two wooden paddles until every fiber finally points the same direction. What am I? Carded wool
- Wind me around your fingers a hundred times and I turn into a tidy little bundle. What am I? A skein of yarn
Clever Wool Riddles
38 wool riddles built on a genuinely neat idea rather than a trap: fair on the first read, satisfying on the reveal.
- I come two to a project, sliding stitch after stitch until a scarf slowly appears. What are we? Knitting needles
- I'm a single hook, not a pair of needles, and I turn one loop into a chain before you notice. What am I? A crochet hook
- I'm the little white pellet that smells sharp and keeps hungry wings out of your closet. What am I? A mothball
- I'm knotted by hand, thick enough to muffle footsteps, and I began life on a sheep's back. What am I? A wool rug
Long Wool Riddles
56 wool riddles with a full setup and room for real misdirection, the ones worth reading out loud.
- I'm made from the same fiber as a sweater, but I live on the den floor instead of a closet. What am I? A wool carpet
- Every family has one of me, the relative who never quite matches the rest of the flock. What am I? The black sheep
- I'm not wool at all, just curled strands of metal that scrub your pans instead of warming your knees. What am I? Steel wool
- I insulate attics now instead of backs, and builders like me because I'm wool and fireproof at once. What am I? Wool insulation
Wool Riddles to Ask Your Friends
33 wool riddles built to stump someone: text one without the answer, watch them squirm, then enjoy the reveal.
- I count as one but I'm really thousands, each strand curling from the very same sheep's back. What am I? A fleece
- What buzzing tool removes a sheep's fleece in one long continuous sheet? Electric shears
- What professional can shear over two hundred sheep before lunch without a single nick? A sheep shearer
- What machine untangles a raw fleece into neat, combable rows before it's ever spun? A carding machine
Short Wool Riddles
In a hurry? 64 bite-size wool riddles that get to the point in one line, perfect to text a friend.
- What do you call a whole gathering of wool-growing sheep in one paddock? A flock
- What breed of sheep produces fiber so fine that entire suits get named after it? Merino
- What term describes the huge compressed bundle of raw fleece sold at a wool auction? A wool bale
- What oddly-named wooden tool winds freshly spun yarn into neat, even skeins? A niddy-noddy
All 120 Wool Riddles with Answers
1. I grow on an animal's back, but nobody ever mows me. What am I?
Answer: Wool
2. I keep a sheep warm all winter, then keep you warm the winter after. What am I?
Answer: Wool
3. Cut me off in spring and I grow right back by fall, no complaints from me. What am I?
Answer: A sheep's fleece
4. I'm the greasy coating hiding inside raw wool, and lotion companies love to steal me. What am I?
Answer: Lanolin
5. I'm the flock's finest, prized for a coat so fine it out-softens cotton. What am I?
Answer: A merino sheep
6. I'm a goat, not a sheep, yet my soft undercoat costs more than most sheep's whole fleece. What am I?
Answer: A cashmere goat
7. I hail from the Andes, spit when I'm annoyed, and grow one of the warmest fibers on earth. What am I?
Answer: An alpaca
8. I'm an Angora goat's specialty, a long lustrous curl that never quite acts like ordinary wool. What am I?
Answer: Mohair
9. I'm the paddle-shaped tool that brushes a tangled fleece into straight, combable rows. What am I?
Answer: A carding comb
10. Brush me between two wooden paddles until every fiber finally points the same direction. What am I?
Answer: Carded wool
11. I spin on a foot pedal, turning a loose cloud of fluff into a single continuous thread. What am I?
Answer: A spinning wheel
12. I'm small enough for one hand, yet I can spin an entire fleece into yarn while dangling on a thread. What am I?
Answer: A drop spindle
13. Wind me around your fingers a hundred times and I turn into a tidy little bundle. What am I?
Answer: A skein of yarn
14. I'm the ball a kitten can't resist, though I was really meant for a knitting bag. What am I?
Answer: A ball of yarn
15. I come two to a project, sliding stitch after stitch until a scarf slowly appears. What are we?
Answer: Knitting needles
16. I'm a single hook, not a pair of needles, and I turn one loop into a chain before you notice. What am I?
Answer: A crochet hook
17. I'm the solid fabric born when hot water and rough handling mat wool fibers together for good. What am I?
Answer: Felt
18. Soak me, rub me, and roll me in soapy water, and I'll turn loose fiber solid without one single stitch. What am I?
Answer: Wet felting
19. I show up every December and make your neck itch before dinner's even served. What am I?
Answer: A wool sweater
20. I'm small, I have wings, and I consider your grandmother's wool cardigan a five-course meal. What am I?
Answer: A moth
21. I'm the little white pellet that smells sharp and keeps hungry wings out of your closet. What am I?
Answer: A mothball
22. I never left the sheep in a hurry, never got dyed, and proudly wear the label 'virgin' for it. What am I?
Answer: Virgin wool
23. I'm knotted by hand, thick enough to muffle footsteps, and I began life on a sheep's back. What am I?
Answer: A wool rug
24. I'm made from the same fiber as a sweater, but I live on the den floor instead of a closet. What am I?
Answer: A wool carpet
25. I cover your hands on the coldest days, though I never bothered to grow separate fingers. What am I?
Answer: Wool mittens
26. I hug your neck on a snowy walk, longer than a hat and twice as itchy when grandma knits fast. What am I?
Answer: A wool scarf
27. I sit on your head, I carry a pom-pom, and I flatten your hair the second I come off. What am I?
Answer: A wool hat
28. I'm the fluffy little topper bouncing on a wool hat, doing no job at all but looking cute. What am I?
Answer: A pom-pom
29. I'm cut from thick wool cloth, woven in checks, and British professors can't seem to retire me. What am I?
Answer: A tweed jacket
30. I'm a pleated wool skirt worn by Scottish men at weddings, and no, you may not ask what's underneath. What am I?
Answer: A kilt
31. I'm the phrase for tricking someone completely, and I literally mean covering their eyes in fleece. What am I?
Answer: Pulling the wool over someone's eyes
32. Every family has one of me, the relative who never quite matches the rest of the flock. What am I?
Answer: The black sheep
33. I look gentle and fluffy on the outside, but underneath the fleece I'm not a sheep at all. What am I?
Answer: A wolf in sheep's clothing
34. I'm not wool at all, just curled strands of metal that scrub your pans instead of warming your knees. What am I?
Answer: Steel wool
35. I insulate attics now instead of backs, and builders like me because I'm wool and fireproof at once. What am I?
Answer: Wool insulation
36. Toss me in the dryer with wet laundry, and I'll fluff your clothes without a drop of chemical softener. What am I?
Answer: A wool dryer ball
37. I'm the small bobble that forms on an old sweater's sleeve after one too many washes. What am I?
Answer: A fabric pill
38. I crackle and jump the moment you pull a wool sweater over your head on a dry winter day. What am I?
Answer: Static electricity
39. I count as one but I'm really thousands, each strand curling from the very same sheep's back. What am I?
Answer: A fleece
40. I traveled from a sheep's back to a mill to a store shelf before I ever touched your skin. What am I?
Answer: A wool sweater
41. What fiber comes off a sheep's back every spring, whether the sheep asked for a haircut or not?
Answer: Wool
42. What do you call the yearly appointment where a sheep loses its whole winter coat in ten minutes flat?
Answer: Shearing day
43. What buzzing tool removes a sheep's fleece in one long continuous sheet?
Answer: Electric shears
44. What professional can shear over two hundred sheep before lunch without a single nick?
Answer: A sheep shearer
45. What do you call a whole gathering of wool-growing sheep in one paddock?
Answer: A flock
46. What breed of sheep produces fiber so fine that entire suits get named after it?
Answer: Merino
47. What South American animal grows a fiber warmer than sheep's wool and gentler on sensitive skin?
Answer: Alpaca
48. What luxury fiber comes from a goat instead of a sheep, and costs a small fortune per sweater?
Answer: Cashmere
49. What term describes the huge compressed bundle of raw fleece sold at a wool auction?
Answer: A wool bale
50. What machine untangles a raw fleece into neat, combable rows before it's ever spun?
Answer: A carding machine
51. What oddly-named wooden tool winds freshly spun yarn into neat, even skeins?
Answer: A niddy-noddy
52. What old-fashioned mill used water-powered hammers to pound woven wool cloth into thick, felted fabric?
Answer: A fulling mill
53. What do you call a fleece after it's been washed, carded, and wound into a ball?
Answer: Yarn
54. What kind of wool sweater buttons up the front instead of pulling over your head?
Answer: A cardigan
55. What small test square do knitters make first to check their stitch tension before starting a real project?
Answer: A gauge swatch
56. What happens to a wool sweater that takes an accidental spin in the hot dryer?
Answer: It shrinks
57. Who works a loom for hours, crossing thread over thread until a length of wool cloth appears?
Answer: A weaver
58. Which fluffy youngster hasn't grown its full winter coat yet, and follows its mother everywhere?
Answer: A lamb
59. What event brings buyers together to bid on wool bales fresh from shearing season?
Answer: A wool auction
60. What term describes wool that's never been spun, dyed, or blended with anything else?
Answer: Virgin wool
61. What floor covering keeps your feet warm in winter and started life on a sheep's back?
Answer: A wool rug
62. What British fabric, woven in checked patterns, shows up on professors and country gentlemen alike?
Answer: Tweed
63. What formal, fitted garment is cut from fine wool and worn to job interviews and weddings alike?
Answer: A wool suit
64. What old phrase means completely deceiving someone, borrowed straight from a sheep-shearing trick?
Answer: Pulling the wool over their eyes
65. Inside what building does a sheep line up, nervous, waiting its turn under the clippers?
Answer: A shearing shed
66. What's the proper name for an adult female sheep, the one who actually raises the lambs?
Answer: A ewe
67. What metal scrubber shares its name with an animal fiber but has never once warmed anybody?
Answer: Steel wool
68. What eco-friendly building material insulates a house with the same fiber that insulates a sheep?
Answer: Wool insulation
69. What laundry helper bounces around the dryer softening clothes without a drop of liquid softener?
Answer: A wool dryer ball
70. Which curly-horned adult male sheep struts around the paddock like he owns the place?
Answer: A ram
71. What warm, itchy pair keeps your toes cozy inside winter boots?
Answer: Wool socks
72. What holiday garment gets uglier, brighter, and somehow more beloved every single December?
Answer: An ugly Christmas sweater
73. What season makes wool sweaters suddenly acceptable again after months in the back of the closet?
Answer: Sweater weather
74. What nursery rhyme shepherdess loses her sheep, and with them an entire flock's worth of future wool?
Answer: Little Bo Peep
75. What country ships more wool overseas than almost anywhere else, thanks to more sheep than people?
Answer: New Zealand
76. What weekend event has shearers racing the clock while judges score the cleanest fleece?
Answer: A shearing competition
77. What piece of luggage always seems to gain three extra wool sweaters right before a winter trip?
Answer: A suitcase
78. What four-legged worker keeps an entire flock moving in one direction without raising its voice?
Answer: A sheepdog
79. What weekly gathering brings knitters together to trade patterns and finish sweaters side by side?
Answer: A knitting circle
80. What kind of smell settles into a wool coat left folded in a damp closet all summer?
Answer: A musty smell
81. Why did the sheep cross the road?
Answer: To get to the other flock.
82. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
Answer: A candy baa.
83. How do sheep say Merry Christmas?
Answer: Fleece Navidad!
84. What did the sheep say to the shepherd?
Answer: Fleece be with you.
85. What do you call a sheep that knows karate?
Answer: A lamb chop.
86. What kind of music do sheep like best?
Answer: Baa-roque.
87. Why don't sheep need alarm clocks?
Answer: The shepherd wakes them at the crack of dawn.
88. Why did the wool sweater apply for a promotion?
Answer: It wanted to work its way up.
89. Why did the yarn refuse to argue?
Answer: It didn't want to lose the thread.
90. What's a knitter's favorite kind of joke?
Answer: One with a good hook.
91. Why did the sweater go to therapy?
Answer: It had too many issues to unravel.
92. How does a nervous sheep introduce itself?
Answer: A little baa-shful.
93. Why was the old wool coat so wise?
Answer: It had seen a few seasons.
94. What's a sheep's least favorite season?
Answer: Shearing season.
95. Why did the moth get kicked out of the closet?
Answer: It ate the dress code.
96. Who are the two sheep that always finish each other's sentences?
Answer: Ewe and I.
97. Why did the sweater break up with the dryer?
Answer: It kept shrinking from commitment.
98. What did the sock say to the wool sweater?
Answer: You're a hole lot warmer than me.
99. Why do wool sweaters make terrible secret keepers?
Answer: They always unravel eventually.
100. Why are a shepherd's campfire stories always so gripping?
Answer: Every one has a good ewe-turn.
101. Why did the spinning wheel win the race?
Answer: It never stopped spinning.
102. Why is wool always cracking jokes?
Answer: Because it's punny.
103. Why did the cashmere sweater feel stuck up?
Answer: It thought it was a cut above.
104. What's a sheep's favorite exercise?
Answer: Wool lifting.
105. Why did the sweater fail the lie detector test?
Answer: It kept pulling the wool over everyone.
106. How does a wool sweater feel in the middle of the desert?
Answer: Way too hot.
107. Why did the ram get the promotion?
Answer: It had real herd instincts.
108. What did the mother sheep say when her lamb misbehaved?
Answer: That's baaaad.
109. Why did the wool coat get invited to every party?
Answer: It always kept things warm.
110. What's the most tangled relationship in a knitting basket?
Answer: The yarn and the cat.
111. Why did the felted hat never lose an argument?
Answer: It was already set in its ways.
112. How does a sheep describe getting stuck in a thorny bush?
Answer: Baa-stuck.
113. Why was the tweed jacket always so calm?
Answer: Nothing gets under its skin twice.
114. What's a wolf's favorite disguise?
Answer: Anything wool.
115. Why did the mitten and the sock stop fighting?
Answer: They finally saw eye to eye.
116. Which sheep always sets the fashion trend for the whole flock?
Answer: A trendsetter.
117. Why did the crochet hook get promoted?
Answer: It always looped everyone in.
118. When is a scarf at its absolute happiest?
Answer: Any season it gets to wrap up.
119. Why did the shepherd climb a ladder?
Answer: To keep an eye on rising wool prices.
120. Which sheep just won the lottery?
Answer: One lucky ewe.
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