- Question: What has keys but can’t open locks?
- Answer: A court case.
- Question: What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when wet?
- Answer: A shoelace in court.
- Question: What starts with a ‘P’ and ends with an ‘E’ and has thousands of letters?
- Answer: A postmarked envelope in court.
- Question: What has a heart but no other organs?
- Answer: The judge in court.
- Question: What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
- Answer: The future of a court case.
- Question: What belongs to you but is used more by others?
- Answer: Your testimony in court.
- Question: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
- Answer: The truth in court.
- Question: What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose in court?
- Answer: An argument.
- Question: What has a neck but no head?
- Answer: The bottle of evidence in court.
- Question: What has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and allows you to enter but not to leave?
- Answer: A courtroom.
- Question: What is full of holes but still holds water?
- Answer: A prosecutor’s argument in court.
- Question: What can you catch but not throw?
- Answer: A verdict in court.
- Question: What has many keys but can’t open a single door?
- Answer: The jury in court.
- Question: What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
- Answer: A stamp on a court document.
- Question: What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
- Answer: Charcoal evidence in court.
- Question: What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
- Answer: Silence in court.
- Question: What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
- Answer: A clock in the courtroom.
- Question: What can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?
- Answer: Your left hand in court.
- Question: What starts with ‘e’ and ends with ‘e’ but only has one letter?
- Answer: An envelope in court.
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- Question: What has a bank but no money?
- Answer: The judge’s bench in court.
- Question: What is always in front of you but can never be reached?
- Answer: The end of a lengthy court case.
- Question: What has a face but cannot smile?
- Answer: The clock on the courtroom wall.
- Question: What runs all around a backyard yet never moves?
- Answer: The fence around the courthouse.
- Question: What can fill a room but takes up no space?
- Answer: The tension in the courtroom.
- Question: What has keys but can’t unlock anything?
- Answer: The lawyer’s briefcase in court.
- Question: What has a ring but no finger?
- Answer: The phone on the judge’s desk in court.
- Question: What has one eye but can’t see?
- Answer: The needle on the witness stand.
- Question: What has a head, a tail, but no body?
- Answer: The coin used for legal decisions in court.
- Question: What has hands but can’t clap?
- Answer: The clock on the courthouse tower.
- Question: What has a tongue but never speaks?
- Answer: The stamp on the court documents.
- Question: What gets wetter as it dries?
- Answer: The ink on the court transcripts.
- Question: What has keys that open no locks and can bring both joy and sorrow?
- Answer: The verdict in court.
- Question: What has teeth but cannot bite?
- Answer: The edge of the judge’s gavel.
- Question: What can you see once in a lifetime, twice in a moment, and never again?
- Answer: The chance to make your case in court.
- Question: What is full of holes but still holds water?
- Answer: The sieve of evidence in court.
- Question: What has a head, a tail, but no body?
- Answer: The legal coin tossed for decisions in court.
- Question: What comes down but never goes up?
- Answer: The final judgment in court.
- Question: What has many keys but can’t open any doors?
- Answer: The library of legal precedents in court.
- Question: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
- Answer: The stamp on court documents.
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Another Court riddles
- What is the shortest sentence a judge can pass?
- What do you call a nervous criminal going to court?
- Why did the judge go to art school?
- What kind of dog does a judge have?
- Why was the jury hot after the trial?
- What’s the best type of case to bring to a picnic?
- Why did the lawyer wear a suit to the bar?
- What did the lawyer name his daughter?
- What do you call a judge who likes to surf?
- What did the judge say to the skunk in court?
- Why was the lawyer always calm?
- What’s a court’s favorite type of music?
- Why was the math book so nervous in court?
- What did the lawyer say to the vending machine in court?
- What kind of shoes do lawyers wear to court?
- Why did the judge bring a ladder to court?
- Why did the judge wear sunglasses to court?
- What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
- Why did the lawyer bring a pencil to court?
- Why was the judge always happy?
- What has a judge but never speaks?
- What is heard in court but never seen?
- What is the first thing a lawyer puts in his briefcase?
- What has a key but can’t open a door?
- What is black and white and red all over in court?
- What’s the difference between a bad lawyer and a good lawyer?
- What has a handle but can’t be carried?
- What kind of tree do judges like to sit under?
- What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
- What can be cracked, made, told, and played, but never eaten?
- What’s the strongest argument in court?
- What’s the easiest way to make a small fortune in court?
- What’s a judge’s favorite exercise?
- What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
- What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
- What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the courtroom?
- What is the most slippery thing in a courtroom?
- What’s the best way to avoid getting called for jury duty?
- What did the lawyer name his daughter?
- What starts with a “p” and ends with an “e” and has more than 1,000 letters?
Getting over with Court riddles
- What is the only case that everyone wants to lose?
- What room can you never enter when you’re on trial?
- What’s the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
- What is a judge’s favorite dessert?
- What kind of case is always impossible to win?
- What gets longer the more you stare at it in court?
- What’s the best way to avoid going to court?
- What’s the most slippery thing in a courtroom?
- What do you call a group of jurors discussing the case over lunch?
- What do you need to have to be an outstanding judge?
- What’s a lawyer’s favorite plant?
- What’s the most impatient part of a courtroom?
- What do you call a judge who can juggle?
- What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t chase ambulances?
- What’s a defendant’s favorite sport?
- What’s the laziest type of evidence in court?
- What’s the most musical part of a courtroom?
- What’s the difference between a courtroom and a circus?
- What’s a judge’s favorite type of music?
- What do you call a courtroom filled with puppies?
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