• Question: What key can’t open any doors?
  Answer: A turkey.
• Question: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
  Answer: A poultrygeist.
• Question: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
  Answer: The letter ‘g’.
• Question: Why did the cranberries turn red?
  Answer: Because they saw the turkey dressing.
• Question: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
  Answer: Peach gobbler.
• Question: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
  Answer: Plymouth rock.
• Question: Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
  Answer: To hatchet.
• Question: What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
  Answer: Lucky.
• Question: Why did the turkey join the band?
  Answer: Because it had the drumsticks.
• Question: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
  Answer: Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub.
• Question: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
  Answer: The turkey trot.
• Question: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
  Answer: It had 24 carrots.
• Question: What key won’t open any locks?
  Answer: A turkey drumstick.
• Question: What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
  Answer: Your teeth!
• Question: Why did the cranberries turn down the chance to play football?
  Answer: Because they’re afraid of getting sauced.
• Question: What did the turkey say to the computer?
  Answer: Google, google, google.
• Question: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
  Answer: To prove it wasn’t chicken.
• Question: What sound does a space turkey make?
  Answer: Hubble, hubble, hubble.
• Question: What do you call a running turkey?
  Answer: Fast food.
• Question: Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?
  Answer: Because he already had drumsticks!

• Question: What did the turkey say to the pumpkin pie?
  Answer: You’re my butter half.
• Question: Why did the turkey sit on the jack-o’-lantern?
  Answer: He wanted to hatchet some Halloween eggs.
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert on Thanksgiving?
  Answer: Apple gobbler.
• Question: Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so emotional?
  Answer: It was stuffed with emotion.
• Question: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a vampire?
  Answer: A fowl that sucks.
• Question: What do you call a turkey that’s a sore loser?
  Answer: Fowl play.
• Question: Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
  Answer: Because he was already stuffed!
• Question: Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?
  Answer: To gobble down the beats.
• Question: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
  Answer: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
• Question: What do you call a turkey with an evil twin?
  Answer: A gobble-ganger.
• Question: What’s the turkey’s favorite game on Thanksgiving?
  Answer: Hide and peck.
• Question: Why was the Thanksgiving meal so loud?
  Answer: Because the potatoes were mashed.
• Question: What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving?
  Answer: “Quack, quack!”
• Question: Why did the turkey refuse to eat dessert?
  Answer: Because he was already stuffed!
• Question: Why did the turkey sit on the cranberries?
  Answer: He wanted to give them a squishy hug.
• Question: Why did the turkey go to the doctor?
  Answer: Because he had a fowl-ache.
• Question: What’s the turkey’s favorite type of movie on Thanksgiving?
  Answer: Anything with a good gobble-plot.
• Question: What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving?
  Answer: “Don’t shoot, I’m stuffed!”
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert at Thanksgiving dinner?
  Answer: Peach gobbler with a side of cream quackers.
• Question: Why did the turkey go to the comedy club on Thanksgiving?
  Answer: To get some Thanksgiving ‘giggles’.

Another Thanksgiving riddles

• Question: Why did the turkey break up with his girlfriend?
  Answer: She was a real “tur-key” jerk.
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather on Thanksgiving?
  Answer: Fowl weather.
• Question: Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so affordable?
  Answer: Because it was a “corn”y deal.
• Question: What did the cranberry say to the turkey at Thanksgiving?
  Answer: “What’s the sauce?”
• Question: What do you call a turkey that’s not yours?
  Answer: Poultry in motion.
• Question: Why did the turkey cross the road before Thanksgiving?
  Answer: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
• Question: What did the turkey say when it saw the stuffing?
  Answer: “Quack, quack!”
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert topping?
  Answer: Gobbletine.
• Question: Why did the turkey join the band?
  Answer: Because he had the drumsticks.
• Question: Why did the turkey get kicked out of the Thanksgiving party?
  Answer: He was too “fowl” mouthed.
• Question: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
  Answer: The turkey trot.
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite part of a Thanksgiving dinner?
  Answer: The wishbone.
• Question: What did the turkey say to the computer?
  Answer: “Google, google, google.”
• Question: Why did the turkey sit on the jack-o’-lantern?
  Answer: He wanted to hatchet some Halloween eggs.
• Question: What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving?
  Answer: “Don’t shoot, I’m stuffed!”
• Question: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a pillow?
  Answer: A stuffed bird.
• Question: Why did the turkey sit on the cranberries?
  Answer: He wanted to give them a squishy hug.
• Question: What did the turkey say to the computer?
  Answer: “Google, google, google.”
• Question: What do you call a turkey with a dozen drumsticks?
  Answer: Drum roll, please!
• Question: What did the turkey say to the computer?
  Answer: “Quit googling me!”

• Question: Why did the turkey sit on the pumpkin pie?
  Answer: He wanted to squash the competition.
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
  Answer: Fowl tunes.
• Question: Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?
  Answer: Because the turkey raised the prices.
• Question: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a baseball player?
  Answer: A gobble-bat.
• Question: Why did the turkey join the band?
  Answer: Because he had the drumsticks.
• Question: What do you call a turkey who’s a sore loser?
  Answer: A jive turkey.
• Question: Why did the turkey sit on the cranberry sauce?
  Answer: Because he wanted to give it a squeeze.
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
  Answer: Gobble-gum pie.
• Question: Why was the cranberry sauce blushing?
  Answer: It saw the turkey dressing.
• Question: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
  Answer: “Don’t be afraid to take a gobble.”
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving activity?
  Answer: Watching chick flicks.
• Question: Why did the turkey cross the road before Thanksgiving?
  Answer: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite vegetable on Thanksgiving?
  Answer: Leek.
• Question: What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
  Answer: Lucky.
• Question: Why did the turkey go to the doctor?
  Answer: To get a little “butterball.”
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite type of movie?
  Answer: Anything with a good plot twist.
• Question: What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving?
  Answer: “Quack, quack!”
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert on Thanksgiving?
  Answer: Anything with a lot of “gobble-let.”
• Question: Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
  Answer: Because he was already stuffed!
• Question: What did the turkey say to the computer?
  Answer: “Quit googling me!”

Getting over with Thanksgiving riddles

• Question: Why did the turkey get kicked out of the band?
  Answer: Because he was using fowl language.
• Question: What did the turkey say to the computer?
  Answer: “Google, google, google.”
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
  Answer: Fowl tunes.
• Question: What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
  Answer: “I’m stuffed!”
• Question: Why did the turkey sit on the jack-o’-lantern?
  Answer: He wanted to hatchet some Halloween eggs.
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert at Thanksgiving dinner?
  Answer: Peach gobbler with a side of cream quackers.
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather on Thanksgiving?
  Answer: Fowl weather.
• Question: Why did the cranberries turn red?
  Answer: Because they saw the turkey dressing.
• Question: What do you call a running turkey?
  Answer: Fast food.
• Question: What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving?
  Answer: “Don’t shoot, I’m stuffed!”
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite dance move?
  Answer: The butterball boogie.
• Question: What did the turkey say to the computer?
  Answer: “Quit googling me!”
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite type of movie?
  Answer: Anything with a good plot twist.
• Question: Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
  Answer: Because he was already stuffed!
• Question: What did the turkey say to the computer?
  Answer: “Google, google, google.”
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite type of vegetable?
  Answer: Corn on the cob.
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite sport?
  Answer: Fowling (bowling with a turkey).
• Question: Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?
  Answer: To gobble down the beats.
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
  Answer: Fowl tunes.
• Question: What’s a turkey’s favorite part of Thanksgiving dinner?
  Answer: The wishbone.