• What do ghosts use to clean their hair? (Answer: Shamp-boo!)
• What do you call a vampire who’s always on time? (Answer: Count Clock-ula!)
• Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? (Answer: He had no body to go with!)
• What do witches put on their hair? (Answer: Scare-spray!)
• Why did the mummy become a detective? (Answer: Because he was good at wrapping up cases!)
• What did the werewolf eat after his teeth were cleaned? (Answer: The dentist!)
• Why did the scarecrow become a successful businessman? (Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field!)
• What do you call a haunted chicken? (Answer: A poultry-geist!)
• Why did the ghost become a comedian? (Answer: Because he had a lot of boo-k material!)
• What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? (Answer: A blood orange!)
• Why was the broom late for the meeting? (Answer: It overswept!)
• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? (Answer: Frostbite!)
• What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad? (Answer: Trans-parents!)
• Why was the ghost so bad at lying? (Answer: You could see right through him!)
• What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? (Answer: Spelling!)
• Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? (Answer: Because he wanted to bone up on his grilling skills!)
• What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday? (Answer: Fangsgiving!)
• Why did the ghost go into the bar? (Answer: For the boos!)
• What do you call a haunted baseball team? (Answer: The Ghostbusters!)
• Why did the zombie go to the doctor? (Answer: Because he was feeling grave!)

Another Halloween riddles

• What flies through the night, casting shadows in fright?
• Answer: A bat!
• What has a broomstick, a hat, and a spooky cackle?
• Answer: A witch!
• What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
• Answer: Boo-berry pie!
• What do skeletons say before they eat?
• Answer: Bone appétit!
• What do vampires take when they’re feeling sick?
• Answer: Coffin drops!
• What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
• Answer: Boo-jeans!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award?
• Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field!
• What do you call a monster’s mother?
• Answer: Frankenmommy!
• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
• Answer: Frostbite!
• Why did the mummy become a detective?
• Answer: Because he was good at wrapping up cases!
• What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
• Answer: Spelling!
• Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank?
• Answer: He wanted to make a withdrawal!
• What room does a ghost not need?
• Answer: A living room!
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
• Answer: They don’t have the guts!
• What’s a monster’s favorite play?
• Answer: Romeo and Ghouliet!
• What do you call a haunted chicken?
• Answer: Poultry-geist!
• What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
• Answer: I’ll have two beers and a mop!
• Why don’t mummies take vacations?
• Answer: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!

• What do you get when you cross a black cat with a pumpkin?
• Answer: A spooky meow-lantern!
• What did the skeleton say to the jack-o’-lantern?
• Answer: “You’ve got a lot of guts!”
• Why did the ghost go to the party?
• Answer: Because he heard it was going to be a scream!
• What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
• Answer: A blood orange!
• Why did the zombie go to school?
• Answer: To improve his deaducation!
• What do you call a haunted baseball team?
• Answer: The Boo Sox!
• What did one ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?
• Answer: “Let’s get sheet-faced!”
• What’s a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
• Answer: A scare-plane!
• Why do witches fly on brooms?
• Answer: Because vacuum cleaners are too noisy!
• What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
• Answer: A fur coat that can’t decide if it wants to be alive or undead!
• Why was the mummy so tense?
• Answer: He was all wound up!
• What do you call a ghost’s favorite street?
• Answer: A dead end!
• Why don’t witches play hide and seek?
• Answer: Because they’re always afraid of being found!
• What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
• Answer: The roller-ghoster!
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
• Answer: They don’t have the stomach for it!
• What did the ghost say to the trick-or-treater?
• Answer: “You look bootiful!”
• Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
• Answer: Because he had a coffin!

Getting over with Halloween riddles

• What do you call a ghost’s favorite dessert?
• Answer: Ghoulash!
• Why did the vampire get a job at the bakery?
• Answer: Because he wanted to make some coffin bread!
• What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a computer?
• Answer: A squash drive!
• Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
• Answer: Because he had no body to go with him!
• What do you get when you cross a witch with sandpaper?
• Answer: A scratchy witch!
• Why don’t mummies take vacations?
• Answer: Because they’re afraid they’ll unwind!
• What’s a ghost’s favorite game?
• Answer: Hide and shriek!
• What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
• Answer: A sand-witch!
• Why don’t ghosts like rain?
• Answer: It dampens their spirits!
• What do you call a vampire with a cold?
• Answer: A coffin sniffer!
• What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
• Answer: Frostbite!
• Why did the werewolf become a comedian?
• Answer: Because he could really howl with laughter!
• What’s a ghost’s favorite pie?
• Answer: Boo-berry pie!
• What do you get when you cross a witch with an ice cream cone?
• Answer: A scream cone!
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
• Answer: They don’t have the guts!
• What do you call a haunted chicken?
• Answer: A poultry-geist!
• Why was the ghost invited to the Halloween party?
• Answer: He was a real scream!
• What do you call two spiders who just got married?
• Answer: Newlywebbed!