• What has keys but can’t open locks? A xylo-skeleton.
• What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
• What did the skeleton say to the bartender? “I’ll have a beer and a mop, please.”
• What instrument do skeletons play in a band? The trom-bone.
• What did the skeleton bring to the potluck? Spare ribs.
• Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with.
• What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Lazy bones.
• What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone Appetit!
• Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
• What do you get when you cross a skeleton with a detective? Sherlock Bones.
• How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.
• What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A “spine”-achia.
• What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler bone.
• Why did the skeleton climb a tree? Because a dog was chasing its skeleton squirrel!
• What did the skeleton say to the doctor? “I’m feeling very humerus today.”
• Why was the skeleton always calm? Nothing got under its skin.
• What did the skeleton say when he got lost? “I’ve lost my body. Can anybody find me?”
• What’s a skeleton’s favorite mode of transportation? A “scare”plane.
• What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? “I’m bone to be wild!”
• What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.

• Why was the skeleton always the life of the party? Because he had a great sense of “humerus.”
• What did the skeleton say to the librarian? “Do you have any books on anatomy? I feel like I’m missing a few parts.”
• What do you call a skeleton who won’t stop complaining? A “grumble” skeleton.
• What did the skeleton say when he lost his job? “They just couldn’t handle my skull set.”
• What do you call a skeleton that won’t lend you money? A “bone”-afide miser.
• Why was the skeleton so good at baseball? He had a great “batter”-up stance.
• Why did the skeleton sit under the tree? Because he needed some “shade” from the bone-chilling sun.
• What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of art? Skull-ptures!
• What do you call a skeleton who lies on the beach all day? A “sand” bone.
• Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? He heard they were serving spare ribs.
• What did the skeleton bring to the potluck party? Spare ribs, of course!
• What do you call a skeleton who won’t jump into the water? A “chill”eton.
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
• What did the skeleton say to the blackjack dealer? “Hit me, I’m feeling a bit bony.”
• Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the dance? He had nobody to dance with.
• What do you call a skeleton who won’t share his candy? A “self-ish” skeleton.
• Why was the skeleton always so calm? Because nothing could get under his skin.
• What did the skeleton say to the police officer? “I’ve got nothing to hide!”
• Why was the skeleton bad at yoga? He couldn’t find his center of gravity.
• What do you call a skeleton who sings at weddings? A “marrow”-monious singer.

Another Skeleton riddles

• Why did the skeleton bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
• What’s a skeleton’s favorite mode of transportation? A “bony” cycle.
• Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? Because he didn’t have the guts!
• What do you call a skeleton who loves to travel? A “globetrotter” skeleton.
• Why did the skeleton go to the doctor? Because he was feeling “bone-tired.”
• What did the skeleton say to the DJ? “Play some spine-tingling tunes!”
• Why was the skeleton a good student? He had a great “skull-ture” of learning.
• What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone, of course!
• What did the skeleton say to the fortune teller? “You’re looking through me like I’m transparent!”
• Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He couldn’t find anybody “body” to go with.
• What do you call a skeleton who won’t share? A “selfish” skeleton.
• Why was the skeleton terrible at sports? He didn’t have the guts for it!
• What’s a skeleton’s favorite board game? “Operation” because it’s a bone-chilling experience!
• Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t have the backbone to support their relationship.
• What do you call a skeleton who likes to take naps? A “bona-fide” sleeper.
• Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to dance with!
• What’s a skeleton’s favorite part of the newspaper? The “obituary” section!
• What do you call a skeleton who tells jokes? A “humerus” comedian!
• Why did the skeleton cross the road by himself? Because he had “no body” to go with!
• What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish? Spare ribs, of course!

• Why did the skeleton refuse to play cards with the ghosts? Because they always had an extra “spook” up their sleeve!
• What did the skeleton say to the dentist? “I’ll be tooth-hurty for my appointment!”
• Why did the skeleton go to the party? Because he heard they were giving out ribbons!
• What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of music? Anything with “bone-afide” rhythm and blues!
• Why was the skeleton so good at baseball? He had a killer “bat-ter” stance!
• What did the skeleton say when he got lost in the forest? “I’m in a “scare”y situation!”
• Why did the skeleton bring a flashlight to bed? Because he was afraid of his own “shadows”!
• What’s a skeleton’s favorite dessert? “Spooky” pie with “skull-berries” on top!
• Why was the skeleton always cold? Because he couldn’t find his “inner warmth”!
• What do you call a skeleton who likes to laugh? A “funny bone”!
• Why did the skeleton sit under the tree? Because he needed some “shade” from the bone-chilling sun!
• What did the skeleton say when he won the lottery? “I’m feeling like a million bones!”
• Why did the skeleton go to school? To get a “bone”-a-fide education!
• What did the skeleton say to the bartender? “I’ll have a beer and a mop, please!”
• Why was the skeleton so lonely? Because he didn’t have the guts to make friends!
• What’s a skeleton’s favorite holiday? Halloween, of course! It’s the one day they can blend in!
• Why was the skeleton bad at jokes? Because he always “cracked” under pressure!
• What did the skeleton bring to the potluck? Spare ribs, of course!
• Why did the skeleton cross the road alone? Because he had “no body” to accompany him!
• What do you call a skeleton who won’t share his food? A “self-ish” skeleton!

Getting over with Skeleton riddles

• Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the dance? Because he had no body to dance with!
• What’s a skeleton’s favorite snack? Spare ribs!
• Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he couldn’t find his funny bone!
• What did the skeleton say to the bartender? “I’ll have a gin and tonic… hold the tonic.”
• Why was the skeleton always happy? Because nothing could get under his skin!
• What’s a skeleton’s favorite kind of exercise? Weight lifting, to build bone strength!
• Why was the skeleton bad at poker? Because he could never keep a straight face!
• What did the skeleton say to the librarian? “I’d like a book on osteology, please.”
• Why did the skeleton go to the art museum? To see some bone-a-fide masterpieces!
• What do you call a skeleton that’s always lying? A fib-ula!
• Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!
• What’s a skeleton’s favorite board game? Operation, of course!
• Why was the skeleton always calm? Because nothing could rattle him!
• What do you call a skeleton who won’t do his chores? Lazy bones!
• What did the skeleton say to the bartender? “I’ll have a beer… in a skull glass!”
• Why was the skeleton always so serious? Because he had a bone to pick!
• What did the skeleton say to the fortune teller? “I see a lot of bones in your future!”
• Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get a taste of some smokin’ ribs!
• What’s a skeleton’s favorite snack? Finger food!
• Why was the skeleton always in trouble? Because he had a skull-pture for mischief!