• Question: What do you call a programmer who smells bad?
• Answer: A “code odour”!
• Question: Why did the math book look sad?
• Answer: Because it had too many problems.
• Question: What did the photon say when asked if it needed help with its luggage?
• Answer: “No thanks, I’m traveling light.”
• Question: Why was the computer cold?
• Answer: It left its Windows open!
• Question: Why was the computer cold?
• Answer: It left its Windows open!
• Question: What’s a programmer’s favorite place to hang out in the summer?
• Answer: The C++ pool!
• Question: Why was the calculus book always unhappy?
• Answer: It had too many problems.
• Question: Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
• Answer: Because he didn’t know how to “null” his feelings.
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite snack?
• Answer: Microchips!
• Question: Why did the nerd bring a ladder to the bar?
• Answer: Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
• Question: What did the binary code say to the computer?
• Answer: “01010100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 01110011”
• Question: Why was the chemistry book always tired?
• Answer: It had way too many solutions.
• Question: Why did the physicist break up with his microwave?
• Answer: Because he wanted more space.
• Question: What do you call a mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
• Answer: A “minus-phobe”!
• Question: Why did the computer go to therapy?
• Answer: It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
• Question: What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?
• Answer: A screensaver!
• Question: Why did the nerd bring a ladder to the bar?
• Answer: He heard the drinks were on the house!
• Question: Why did the programmer quit his job?
• Answer: He didn’t get arrays!
• Question: Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
• Answer: There was no chemistry.
• Question: What do you call a mathematician’s dog?
• Answer: A square root!

• Question: Why did the computer go to therapy?
• Answer: It had too many bugs in its system.
• Question: What’s a programmer’s favorite type of tree?
• Answer: A binary tree!
• Question: Why did the nerd refuse to play hide and seek?
• Answer: Because good programmers always cover their tracks.
• Question: Why did the calculus student bring a ladder to class?
• Answer: To reach the highest points of differentiation!
• Question: Why was the math book sad on Friday?
• Answer: It had too many problems to solve over the weekend.
• Question: What did the programmer do at the beach?
• Answer: He surfed the web!
• Question: Why did the physicist break up with his keyboard?
• Answer: It just wasn’t clicking anymore.
• Question: What did the math teacher say to the misbehaving angle?
• Answer: “You’re on a tangent, young man!”
• Question: Why was the computer cold during winter?
• Answer: It forgot to wear its Java jacket.
• Question: Why did the nerd refuse to play cards?
• Answer: Because he was tired of dealing with random variables.
• Question: Why did the programmer break up with his calculator?
• Answer: He found someone with more digits.
• Question: What did the computer say to the joke?
• Answer: “01000101 01101110 01101111 01110101 01100111 01101000 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101110 00100001”
• Question: Why did the mathematician get kicked out of school?
• Answer: He kept trying to divide by zero.
• Question: Why did the nerd become a gardener?
• Answer: Because he wanted to grow his own algorithms!
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite dance move?
• Answer: The algorithm shuffle!
• Question: Why did the physicist bring a ladder to the lecture hall?
• Answer: He wanted to reach new heights in quantum mechanics.
• Question: What did the computer virus say to the antivirus software?
• Answer: “I’ve got some bugs to work out.”
• Question: Why did the calculus student bring a ruler to the party?
• Answer: To measure the sin and cos of the crowd!
• Question: Why did the programmer break up with his GPS?
• Answer: It kept giving him directions to his ex’s house.
• Question: Why did the nerd bring a microscope to the bar?
• Answer: To see if there were any intelligent life forms.

Another Nerd riddles

• What do you call a function that never returns?
  
  A: An infinite loop!
• Why did the programmer quit his job?
  
  A: He didn’t get arrays!
• What did the computer say to the programmer who had trouble focusing?
  
  A: “You need to debug your attention span!”
• How does a programmer fix a broken light bulb?
  
  A: He reboots it!
• Why was the math book sad?
  
  A: Because it had too many problems!
• Why don’t programmers like nature?
  
  A: It has too many bugs!
• What’s a computer’s favorite snack?
  
  A: Microchips!
• How do you know if a book is a nerd’s favorite?
  
  A: It has footnotes for the footnotes!
• Why did the computer keep cold?
  
  A: It left its Windows open!
• What did the binary tree wear to the party?
  
  A: Its best branching out attire!
• Why don’t programmers like to go outside?
  
  A: The sun causes too many reflections!
• Why did the programmer go broke?
  
  A: He used up all his cache!
• How does a computer get drunk?
  
  A: It takes screenshots!
• Why did the programmer go to therapy?
  
  A: He had too many unresolved issues!
• Why did the computer go to school?
  
  A: It wanted to be smarter than its motherboard!
• What do you call a group of friends who are all programmers?
  
  A: A coding club!
• Why did the font go to therapy?
  
  A: It had too many character issues!
• What’s a programmer’s favorite song?
  
  A: “Hello World” by Adele!
• Why did the database administrator break up with their significant other?
  
  A: They were too relational!
• Why did the computer go to art class?
  
  A: It wanted to improve its pixelation skills!

• Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
  
  A: Because he heard the code needed to be stepped through!
• How does a computer get rid of a virus?
  
  A: It installs an antivirus software!
• Why did the nerd refuse to play hide and seek?
  
  A: Because good programmers always seek and find!
• What do you call a group of hackers?
  
  A: A byte club!
• Why did the algorithm break up with the equation?
  
  A: It couldn’t solve their differences!
• How does a programmer make coffee?
  
  A: He installs Java!
• Why did the coder go to jail?
  
  A: Because he got caught using illegal characters!
• What do you call a nerd’s favorite sport?
  
  A: Chessboxing – it combines brains and brawn!
• Why did the computer get glasses?
  
  A: It had trouble reading its memory!
• Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
  
  A: Because he didn’t know how to ‘null’ his emotions!
• What do you call a programmer from Finland?
  
  A: A Nerdic Coder!
• Why was the computer cold during winter?
  
  A: Because it left its Windows open!
• How does a nerd get in shape?
  
  A: By doing Algo-rhythms!
• What’s a nerd’s favorite type of music?
  
  A: Heavy metal – because it has a lot of bytes!
• Why did the programmer go broke buying candles?
  
  A: He wanted to see his code in the dark!
• Why did the function break up with the method?
  
  A: It didn’t return its calls!
• Why did the database administrator go to the doctor?
  
  A: He had too many SQL injections!
• Why was the math book so confident?
  
  A: Because it knew all the solutions!
• What’s a programmer’s favorite fruit?
  
  A: RAM-butan!
• Why did the programmer go to the beach?
  
  A: To surf the net!

Getting over with Nerd riddles

• Why did the computer go to therapy?
  
  A: It had too many unresolved issues in its registry!
• How does a programmer fix a broken heart?
  
  A: By finding a new interface!
• Why did the math book look sad?
  
  A: It had too many problems it couldn’t solve!
• What’s a computer’s favorite movie genre?
  
  A: Sci-fi, because it’s always looking forward to the future!
• Why was the programmer cold?
  
  A: He forgot to close the window in his code editor!
• How does a computer say goodbye?
  
  A: “01001000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101110 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100001” (Have a nice day!)
• Why was the computer cold in the winter?
  
  A: Because it left its Windows open!
• Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
  
  A: In case he needed to draw a byte!
• What’s a computer’s favorite dessert?
  
  A: Cookies!
• Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
  
  A: Because he heard the code needed to be stepped through!
• How does a computer get rid of a virus?
  
  A: It installs an antivirus software!
• Why did the nerd refuse to play hide and seek?
  
  A: Because good programmers always seek and find!
• What do you call a group of hackers?
  
  A: A byte club!
• Why did the algorithm break up with the equation?
  
  A: It couldn’t solve their differences!
• How does a programmer make coffee?
  
  A: He installs Java!
• Why did the coder go to jail?
  
  A: Because he got caught using illegal characters!
• What do you call a nerd’s favorite sport?
  
  A: Chessboxing – it combines brains and brawn!
• Why did the computer get glasses?
  
  A: It had trouble reading its memory!
• Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
  
  A: Because he didn’t know how to ‘null’ his emotions!
• What do you call a programmer from Finland?
  
  A: A Nerdic Coder!