- Question: What do you call a noodle’s favorite dance move?
Answer: The Ramen Shuffle! - Question: What kind of ramen can you hear?
Answer: Pho-nomenal Ramen! - Question: What did the ramen say to the hungry diner?
Answer: “Slurp me up before I’m gone!” - Question: What’s a ramen’s favorite type of music?
Answer: Hip-Hop Ramen Roll! - Question: Why was the ramen chef so good at poker?
Answer: Because they always had a great hand at noodle-ing! - Question: What do you call a ramen’s autobiography?
Answer: “From Broth to Riches: The Noodle Memoirs!” - Question: What did the ramen say to the sushi?
Answer: “Stop rolling, start slurping!” - Question: What do you call a ramen that tells jokes?
Answer: A Laughing Stock! - Question: How does a ramen apologize?
Answer: “I’m sorry if I’m a bit soupy today.” - Question: What do you get when you cross ramen with a computer?
Answer: Spam-en! - Question: Why did the ramen break up with the pizza?
Answer: They wanted to find their true broth-mate! - Question: How do you make a ramen laugh?
Answer: Tell them a corny joke, they’ll noodle over it! - Question: Why was the ramen always calm?
Answer: Because it kept its noodles in a zen state! - Question: What’s a ramen’s favorite movie?
Answer: “The Good, the Bad, and the Brothy!” - Question: What’s a ramen’s favorite type of math?
Answer: Algebra-men! - Question: Why did the ramen go to therapy?
Answer: It had too many noodle-related issues to handle! - Question: What did the ramen say to the fridge?
Answer: “Keep your cool, I’m just chilling!” - Question: Why was the ramen suspicious of the salad?
Answer: It thought the salad was just trying to leaf them! - Question: What did the ramen say to the chef?
Answer: “You’ve really noodled this dish!” - Question: What’s a ramen’s favorite sport?
Answer: Bowling, because it’s all about the roll!
- Question: What did the ramen say when it won the lottery?
Answer: “I’m feeling souper rich now!” - Question: Why was the ramen invited to all the parties?
Answer: Because it always knew how to noodle around! - Question: What do you call a ramen with a sense of humor?
Answer: A pun-dit noodle! - Question: How did the ramen propose to its sweetheart?
Answer: With a noodle ring! - Question: Why was the ramen afraid of the dark?
Answer: It was afraid it might encounter the Boogie Broth! - Question: What’s a ramen’s favorite subject in school?
Answer: History, because it loves learning about its noodle ancestors! - Question: How do you make a ramen float?
Answer: Add a scoop of ice cream and call it a Ramen-ade! - Question: What did the ramen say to the chicken noodle soup?
Answer: “We’re distant cousins, but you’re still souper!” - Question: Why did the ramen bring a ladder to the restaurant?
Answer: To reach new noodle heights! - Question: What do you call a ramen that’s not feeling well?
Answer: A noodle in need of some broth-erly love! - Question: How does a ramen get to work?
Answer: It takes the noodle express! - Question: Why did the ramen go to the art museum?
Answer: It wanted to appreciate some fine noodle-istic masterpieces! - Question: What’s a ramen’s favorite board game?
Answer: Chess, because it’s all about making strategic noodle moves! - Question: Why did the ramen apply for a job as a comedian?
Answer: It heard laughter was the best seasoning! - Question: What do you call a ramen with an attitude?
Answer: A ramen-rebel without a cause! - Question: Why did the ramen blush?
Answer: Because it saw the noodle of its dreams! - Question: What’s a ramen’s favorite vegetable?
Answer: Leek, it always brings out the best flavor! - Question: How does a ramen keep in touch with its friends?
Answer: It sends noodle-mails! - Question: What did the ramen say when it won the marathon?
Answer: “I’m on a soupy high!” - Question: Why did the ramen start a band?
Answer: Because it wanted to make some noodle music!
Another Ramen riddles
- What kind of ramen is always on time?
- Instantaneous ramen!
- Why did the ramen get promoted?
- Because it was on the fast track to success!
- Why did the ramen refuse to fight?
- Because it was too noodle-hearted!
Getting over with Ramen riddles
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