120+ Penis Riddles with Answers
These penis riddles keep turning the running PEN pun into a comic detour: penne, pencil, penguin, Pennsylvania, and even a pendulum all borrow the same three letters. The page also returns to euphemistic answers and vocabulary, with members, equipment, family jewels, and stone underwear circling the subject. Alongside the wordplay, you will find animal facts about ducks, echidnas, barnacles, and blue whales, plus art and history answers such as Priapus and the Cerne Abbas Giant. When this deck runs dry, the Boob riddles pick up right where these leave off.
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Three Penis riddles, answers included
- I sound like a writing tool, but I come in tubes with sauce instead of ink. What am I?
- Answer: penne
- What landform starts with this topic's sound, then stretches almost entirely into water?
- Answer: a peninsula
- Which Homeric wife starts with a pen and ends with a very long wait?
- Answer: Penelope
Penis Riddles
- I sound like a writing tool, but I come in tubes with sauce instead of ink. What am I?penne
- What landform starts with this topic's sound, then stretches almost entirely into water?a peninsula
- Which Homeric wife starts with a pen and ends with a very long wait?Penelope
- I am worth one cent, start like a writing tool, and end by asking why. What am I?a penny
- What writing tool begins with the page's favorite sound but can erase its own evidence?a pencil
- What punishment begins with a pen sound and can cost a team the game?a penalty
- I begin like a writing tool, but I spend my time swinging instead of spelling. What am I?a pendulum
- What pointed flag starts like a pen but writes only in the wind?a pennant
- What part of an eclipse begins with a pen but leaves no ink in the shadow?the penumbra
- I arrive when a career ends, and my opening sound could still sign the paperwork. What am I?a pension
- I am a state whose name makes William's writing woods sound official. What am I?Pennsylvania
- Which Napoleonic conflict put the page's opening sound on the Iberian Peninsula?the Peninsular War
- I can hold pigs in one meaning and release words in another. What am I?a pen
- I am an Oscar winner whose surname sounds ready to write but never needs ink. What am I?Sean Penn
- Which body word can be picked from haPpENIngS without changing the letter order?a penis
- What body part can be written as a pen followed by the word "is"?a penis
- I begin PENinsula, PENguin, and PENcil, but finish none of them. What am I?the letters PEN
- What body part takes its English name from a Latin word that once meant "tail"?a penis
- Which lofty home starts with PEN but keeps every writing desk below it?a penthouse
- I cannot walk away from my rock, yet I hold the animal record relative to body size. What am I?a barnacle
- I win the absolute size contest at sea, while a barnacle wins by proportion. What am I?a blue whale
- Which tuxedoed bird begins with the same three letters as "pencil"?a penguin
- I detach one specialized arm and send it swimming like a tiny messenger. What am I?an argonaut octopus
- I lay eggs, wear spines, and bring four heads to one very odd biology fact. What am I?an echidna
- Which bird makes a perfectly factual nature documentary sound adults-only?a duck
- Which rusty-named waterbird hides a corkscrew surprise beneath calm feathers?a ruddy duck
- I am a small South American bird with an outsized vertebrate record. What am I?the Argentine lake duck
- What purple vegetable gained a second job on phone keyboards?the eggplant emoji
- What turns a bold body-word text into an innocent grocery item without asking?autocorrect
- I grew on trees first, then appeared centuries later on statues as clothing. What am I?a fig leaf
- What says nothing loudly enough to make one censored word obvious?a bleep button
- Which tiny star gets cast whenever a censor needs a quick costume?a censor's asterisk
- Which body word is an exact anagram of "spine"?a penis
- What kind of polite word puts a velvet glove on an awkward subject?a euphemism
- What can measure more than eight feet on the world's largest animal?a penis
- Which English hillside giant has spent centuries showing off without moving?the Cerne Abbas Giant
- What makes a censored picture less clear but its intended meaning more obvious?a censor's blur
- Which famous David has fought more debates about proportion than actual giants?Michelangelo's David
- What ancient street marker gave directions without pointing a finger?a Pompeii street marker
- What body part can a fig leaf hide without growing on a tree?a penis
- What Roman lucky charm made modern souvenir shops look unusually shy?the fascinum
- Which Counter-Reformation leaf grew on marble but never photosynthesized?a marble modesty leaf
- I add clothing to people made of stone, usually long after the artist leaves. What am I?a museum censor
- What unusual harvest came from statues during the Vatican's later modesty campaigns?the Vatican fig-leaf collection
- What gets called a "member" although it never pays club dues?a penis
- I sit at the front of trousers, open without wings, and close without sleep. What am I?a fly
- What treasure is guarded by underwear instead of a vault?the family jewels
- Which fastener descended from a "clasp locker" and now guards the fly?a zipper
- I arrive in briefs but never through the mail, and no stamp fits me. What am I?a package
- I work below headquarters, though no company prints me on its directory. What am I?the downstairs department
- What abstract quality can be challenged in a duel and concealed by a fig leaf?manhood
- I cover one narrow strip of a picture and make everyone stare there first. What am I?a black censor bar
- I am office work in one sentence and a coy substitute in the next. What am I?business
- What recycling-bin word became a surprisingly possessive euphemism?junk
- Which soldiers become a euphemism when promoted to plural noun duty?privates
- I have no blade, yet old slang calls me a man's "weapon." What am I?a penis
- Which old English measure could be both three feet and one very personal boast?a yard
- What member never attends the meeting?a penis
- I guarded ancient gardens, and my portraits made subtlety impossible. What am I?Priapus
- I rang in Roman doorways with bells attached to an awkward lucky symbol. What am I?a Roman tintinnabulum
- What do you call a censor who plants fig leaves on statues?a marble gardener
- I look ordinary on a pond, but scientists built glass spirals to study my mechanics. What am I?a mallard
- I am an Egyptian god shown with one arm raised and confidence no label could hide. What am I?the Egyptian god Min
- Which body part can an eggplant represent without leaving the keyboard?a penis
- Which bird pounds a hard trunk all day yet remains welcome in the woods?a woodpecker
- I am absence made visible, and readers infer me from the rectangle I leave. What am I?a redaction
- What did the Latin ancestor of today's topic originally mean?a tail
- Which pen has tracks, platforms, and no ink?Penn Station
- We are a duo whose louder half has this topic's opening sound as a surname. What are we?Penn and Teller
- What five-sided shape starts like a writing tool but cannot write?a pentagon
- Which Penn put his name on a state without signing every map?William Penn
- I marked an ancient boundary with a head above and one detail museums later hid. What am I?a Roman herm
- What writing tool has a fountain but no water?a fountain pen
- Which TV actor has a first name that sounds ready to write but never holds ink?Penn Badgley
- What body part gives an echidna four heads while only two work at once?a penis
- What fruit gets accused by its shape before anyone checks the peel?a banana
- What pen holds pigs instead of ink?a pigpen
- Which Roman wedding god has a name that sounds like a drumroll of embarrassment?Mutunus Tutunus
- What does a censor add that makes the picture obscure but the target obvious?pixelation
- What online gatekeeper can make one innocent anatomy word vanish from results?SafeSearch
- Whose animal collection grew into Iceland's most awkward museum?Sigurdur Hjartarson
- I sound as if I lost every writing tool, but I really lost all my money. What am I?penniless
- What padded Renaissance fashion made tailoring point out what etiquette avoided?a codpiece
- Which reptile keeps a permanently firm secret tucked away until muscles reveal it?an alligator
- I make a conversation frank, yet my middle makes gigglers hear something less polite. What am I?openness
- Which word for events can surrender five letters, in order, to spell this page's topic?happenings
- Which imaginary island becomes awkward only when its two words lose their space?Pen Island
- I hold many points but never make an argument, and every one can write. What am I?a pencil case
- Which university sounds like a writing tool announcing its condition?Penn State
- Which word for captivation shares its roots with a Roman protective charm?fascination
- I turn handwriting into a skill and put a pen at the front of my name. What am I?penmanship
- I begin like a writing tool but describe a punishment for guilt. What am I?penance
- Which reflective adjective begins like a writing tool and descends from weighing thoughts?pensive
- I am what all these PEN beginnings keep pretending to name without spelling me. What am I?a penis
- I have a ball but cannot play, and I leave a trail without walking. What am I?a ballpoint pen
- Which 1612 witch-trial group starts with PEN and ends on a Lancashire hill?the Pendle witches
- What remains when NULA leaves PENINSULA?a penis
- I belong to an author but not to their birth certificate. What am I?a pen name
- I am the body part Roman artists gave wings, bells, and power against envy. What am I?a penis
- What do five asterisks fail to hide on this page?a penis
- I have two ordinary first names, yet old British slang made me one private answer. What am I?John Thomas
- I am a surname shared by a colonial founder and an Oscar-winning actor. What am I?Penn
- What does a shy nature narrator call it after running out of Latin?equipment
- What key removes the evidence before a risky message is sent?Backspace
- I am a spring festival where fertility symbols become cheerful Kawasaki parade floats. What am I?Kanamara Matsuri
- What is a fig leaf on a marble statue?stone underwear
- What tiny omission turns this topic into several writing tools?a missing I
- I walk all the way around a subject because saying it directly feels too exposed. What am I?circumlocution
- What kind of pal lives mainly in correspondence?a pen pal
- What makes David's debated proportions more sensible when viewers stand below him?viewing perspective
- I am a jumble of censoring marks with a cartoonist's name, but no fixed spelling. What am I?a grawlix
- Which polite label makes anatomy sound as if it joined a committee?a member
- Which building begins with PEN and keeps people instead of ink?a penitentiary
- Which two-letter pronoun can serve as a verbal fig leaf for this entire topic?the pronoun "it"
- What body word becomes "enis-pay" in Pig Latin?a penis
- Which five-letter body word is worth 7 Scrabble points before any blush bonus?a penis
- Which body word marches through radio as Papa Echo November India Sierra?a penis
- What makes this page's clean questions sound naughtier before their answers arrive?a double entendre
- Which word means next to last but begins as if a pen came first?penultimate
- Which contest joins Greek for five to Greek for competition after a pen sound?a pentathlon
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How the PEN trick works
These riddles use penis as a launch point for two kinds of misdirection. First, the word keeps shedding or sharing its opening sound: penne, pencil, penguin, peninsula, pentagon, and Pennsylvania all look like near relatives until the answer changes the subject.
The sharper trick is euphemism. A penis becomes a member, equipment, a weapon, business, junk, or the downstairs department, while family jewels, privates, and manhood make ordinary language carry a second meaning. Several clues then turn that double entendre into a fact hunt: an echidna's four-headed anatomy, a duck's corkscrew, the barnacle's proportionate record, and the blue whale's absolute size. History and art add Priapus, the Cerne Abbas Giant, fig leaves, and Roman charms, so the reveal may be linguistic, biological, or cultural.
When to use these penis riddles
Reach for this page when a group wants a word game that moves from a kids' worksheet to an adults' trivia round without changing the joke. Kids is useful for gentler PEN clues, such as the pen that holds pigs, the penguin, the penny, and the pentagon. Choose One-liner for quick reveals like "What member never attends the meeting?" or the five asterisks that fail to hide the answer.
Hard suits a challenge involving Penelope, the Peninsular War, Latin for "tail," Roman herms, or the Argentine lake duck. Use it in a pub quiz or group chat when a round can jump from a penguin to a euphemism, an echidna fact, or a Roman charm without losing the PEN thread.
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- I sound like a writing tool, but I come in tubes with sauce instead of ink. What am I? penne
- I am worth one cent, start like a writing tool, and end by asking why. What am I? a penny
- What punishment begins with a pen sound and can cost a team the game? a penalty
- I can hold pigs in one meaning and release words in another. What am I? a pen
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- Which Homeric wife starts with a pen and ends with a very long wait? Penelope
- What part of an eclipse begins with a pen but leaves no ink in the shadow? the penumbra
- Which Napoleonic conflict put the page's opening sound on the Iberian Peninsula? the Peninsular War
- Which body word can be picked from haPpENIngS without changing the letter order? a penis
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- What pointed flag starts like a pen but writes only in the wind? a pennant
- I arrive when a career ends, and my opening sound could still sign the paperwork. What am I? a pension
- I am an Oscar winner whose surname sounds ready to write but never needs ink. What am I? Sean Penn
- What body part can be written as a pen followed by the word "is"? a penis
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- What landform starts with this topic's sound, then stretches almost entirely into water? a peninsula
- What writing tool begins with the page's favorite sound but can erase its own evidence? a pencil
- I begin PENinsula, PENguin, and PENcil, but finish none of them. What am I? the letters PEN
- I cannot walk away from my rock, yet I hold the animal record relative to body size. What am I? a barnacle
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- I begin like a writing tool, but I spend my time swinging instead of spelling. What am I? a pendulum
- Which lofty home starts with PEN but keeps every writing desk below it? a penthouse
- Which tuxedoed bird begins with the same three letters as "pencil"? a penguin
- Which bird makes a perfectly factual nature documentary sound adults-only? a duck
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40 tricky penis riddles that bait the obvious answer, so read slowly, the trap is in the wording.
Example Tricky Penis Riddles
- I am a state whose name makes William's writing woods sound official. What am I? Pennsylvania
- I detach one specialized arm and send it swimming like a tiny messenger. What am I? an argonaut octopus
- Which rusty-named waterbird hides a corkscrew surprise beneath calm feathers? a ruddy duck
- I am a small South American bird with an outsized vertebrate record. What am I? the Argentine lake duck
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- I win the absolute size contest at sea, while a barnacle wins by proportion. What am I? a blue whale
- I lay eggs, wear spines, and bring four heads to one very odd biology fact. What am I? an echidna
- I grew on trees first, then appeared centuries later on statues as clothing. What am I? a fig leaf
- I add clothing to people made of stone, usually long after the artist leaves. What am I? a museum censor
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40 penis riddles built on a genuinely neat idea rather than a trap: fair on the first read, satisfying on the reveal.
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- What body part takes its English name from a Latin word that once meant "tail"? a penis
- What turns a bold body-word text into an innocent grocery item without asking? autocorrect
- Which body word is an exact anagram of "spine"? a penis
- Which English hillside giant has spent centuries showing off without moving? the Cerne Abbas Giant
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- I look ordinary on a pond, but scientists built glass spirals to study my mechanics. What am I? a mallard
- I am an Egyptian god shown with one arm raised and confidence no label could hide. What am I? the Egyptian god Min
- I marked an ancient boundary with a head above and one detail museums later hid. What am I? a Roman herm
- I make a conversation frank, yet my middle makes gigglers hear something less polite. What am I? openness
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42 penis riddles built to stump someone: text one without the answer, watch them squirm, then enjoy the reveal.
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- What says nothing loudly enough to make one censored word obvious? a bleep button
- Which famous David has fought more debates about proportion than actual giants? Michelangelo's David
- What gets called a "member" although it never pays club dues? a penis
- What treasure is guarded by underwear instead of a vault? the family jewels
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- What purple vegetable gained a second job on phone keyboards? the eggplant emoji
- Which tiny star gets cast whenever a censor needs a quick costume? a censor's asterisk
- What kind of polite word puts a velvet glove on an awkward subject? a euphemism
- What can measure more than eight feet on the world's largest animal? a penis
All 120 Penis Riddles with Answers
1. I sound like a writing tool, but I come in tubes with sauce instead of ink. What am I?
Answer: penne
2. What landform starts with this topic's sound, then stretches almost entirely into water?
Answer: a peninsula
3. Which Homeric wife starts with a pen and ends with a very long wait?
Answer: Penelope
4. I am worth one cent, start like a writing tool, and end by asking why. What am I?
Answer: a penny
5. What writing tool begins with the page's favorite sound but can erase its own evidence?
Answer: a pencil
6. What punishment begins with a pen sound and can cost a team the game?
Answer: a penalty
7. I begin like a writing tool, but I spend my time swinging instead of spelling. What am I?
Answer: a pendulum
8. What pointed flag starts like a pen but writes only in the wind?
Answer: a pennant
9. What part of an eclipse begins with a pen but leaves no ink in the shadow?
Answer: the penumbra
10. I arrive when a career ends, and my opening sound could still sign the paperwork. What am I?
Answer: a pension
11. I am a state whose name makes William's writing woods sound official. What am I?
Answer: Pennsylvania
12. Which Napoleonic conflict put the page's opening sound on the Iberian Peninsula?
Answer: the Peninsular War
13. I can hold pigs in one meaning and release words in another. What am I?
Answer: a pen
14. I am an Oscar winner whose surname sounds ready to write but never needs ink. What am I?
Answer: Sean Penn
15. Which body word can be picked from haPpENIngS without changing the letter order?
Answer: a penis
16. What body part can be written as a pen followed by the word "is"?
Answer: a penis
17. I begin PENinsula, PENguin, and PENcil, but finish none of them. What am I?
Answer: the letters PEN
18. What body part takes its English name from a Latin word that once meant "tail"?
Answer: a penis
19. Which lofty home starts with PEN but keeps every writing desk below it?
Answer: a penthouse
20. I cannot walk away from my rock, yet I hold the animal record relative to body size. What am I?
Answer: a barnacle
21. I win the absolute size contest at sea, while a barnacle wins by proportion. What am I?
Answer: a blue whale
22. Which tuxedoed bird begins with the same three letters as "pencil"?
Answer: a penguin
23. I detach one specialized arm and send it swimming like a tiny messenger. What am I?
Answer: an argonaut octopus
24. I lay eggs, wear spines, and bring four heads to one very odd biology fact. What am I?
Answer: an echidna
25. Which bird makes a perfectly factual nature documentary sound adults-only?
Answer: a duck
26. Which rusty-named waterbird hides a corkscrew surprise beneath calm feathers?
Answer: a ruddy duck
27. I am a small South American bird with an outsized vertebrate record. What am I?
Answer: the Argentine lake duck
28. What purple vegetable gained a second job on phone keyboards?
Answer: the eggplant emoji
29. What turns a bold body-word text into an innocent grocery item without asking?
Answer: autocorrect
30. I grew on trees first, then appeared centuries later on statues as clothing. What am I?
Answer: a fig leaf
31. What says nothing loudly enough to make one censored word obvious?
Answer: a bleep button
32. Which tiny star gets cast whenever a censor needs a quick costume?
Answer: a censor's asterisk
33. Which body word is an exact anagram of "spine"?
Answer: a penis
34. What kind of polite word puts a velvet glove on an awkward subject?
Answer: a euphemism
35. What can measure more than eight feet on the world's largest animal?
Answer: a penis
36. Which English hillside giant has spent centuries showing off without moving?
Answer: the Cerne Abbas Giant
37. What makes a censored picture less clear but its intended meaning more obvious?
Answer: a censor's blur
38. Which famous David has fought more debates about proportion than actual giants?
Answer: Michelangelo's David
39. What ancient street marker gave directions without pointing a finger?
Answer: a Pompeii street marker
40. What body part can a fig leaf hide without growing on a tree?
Answer: a penis
41. What Roman lucky charm made modern souvenir shops look unusually shy?
Answer: the fascinum
42. Which Counter-Reformation leaf grew on marble but never photosynthesized?
Answer: a marble modesty leaf
43. I add clothing to people made of stone, usually long after the artist leaves. What am I?
Answer: a museum censor
44. What unusual harvest came from statues during the Vatican's later modesty campaigns?
Answer: the Vatican fig-leaf collection
45. What gets called a "member" although it never pays club dues?
Answer: a penis
46. I sit at the front of trousers, open without wings, and close without sleep. What am I?
Answer: a fly
47. What treasure is guarded by underwear instead of a vault?
Answer: the family jewels
48. Which fastener descended from a "clasp locker" and now guards the fly?
Answer: a zipper
49. I arrive in briefs but never through the mail, and no stamp fits me. What am I?
Answer: a package
50. I work below headquarters, though no company prints me on its directory. What am I?
Answer: the downstairs department
51. What abstract quality can be challenged in a duel and concealed by a fig leaf?
Answer: manhood
52. I cover one narrow strip of a picture and make everyone stare there first. What am I?
Answer: a black censor bar
53. I am office work in one sentence and a coy substitute in the next. What am I?
Answer: business
54. What recycling-bin word became a surprisingly possessive euphemism?
Answer: junk
55. Which soldiers become a euphemism when promoted to plural noun duty?
Answer: privates
56. I have no blade, yet old slang calls me a man's "weapon." What am I?
Answer: a penis
57. Which old English measure could be both three feet and one very personal boast?
Answer: a yard
58. What member never attends the meeting?
Answer: a penis
59. I guarded ancient gardens, and my portraits made subtlety impossible. What am I?
Answer: Priapus
60. I rang in Roman doorways with bells attached to an awkward lucky symbol. What am I?
Answer: a Roman tintinnabulum
61. What do you call a censor who plants fig leaves on statues?
Answer: a marble gardener
62. I look ordinary on a pond, but scientists built glass spirals to study my mechanics. What am I?
Answer: a mallard
63. I am an Egyptian god shown with one arm raised and confidence no label could hide. What am I?
Answer: the Egyptian god Min
64. Which body part can an eggplant represent without leaving the keyboard?
Answer: a penis
65. Which bird pounds a hard trunk all day yet remains welcome in the woods?
Answer: a woodpecker
66. I am absence made visible, and readers infer me from the rectangle I leave. What am I?
Answer: a redaction
67. What did the Latin ancestor of today's topic originally mean?
Answer: a tail
68. Which pen has tracks, platforms, and no ink?
Answer: Penn Station
69. We are a duo whose louder half has this topic's opening sound as a surname. What are we?
Answer: Penn and Teller
70. What five-sided shape starts like a writing tool but cannot write?
Answer: a pentagon
71. Which Penn put his name on a state without signing every map?
Answer: William Penn
72. I marked an ancient boundary with a head above and one detail museums later hid. What am I?
Answer: a Roman herm
73. What writing tool has a fountain but no water?
Answer: a fountain pen
74. Which TV actor has a first name that sounds ready to write but never holds ink?
Answer: Penn Badgley
75. What body part gives an echidna four heads while only two work at once?
Answer: a penis
76. What fruit gets accused by its shape before anyone checks the peel?
Answer: a banana
77. What pen holds pigs instead of ink?
Answer: a pigpen
78. Which Roman wedding god has a name that sounds like a drumroll of embarrassment?
Answer: Mutunus Tutunus
79. What does a censor add that makes the picture obscure but the target obvious?
Answer: pixelation
80. What online gatekeeper can make one innocent anatomy word vanish from results?
Answer: SafeSearch
81. Whose animal collection grew into Iceland's most awkward museum?
Answer: Sigurdur Hjartarson
82. I sound as if I lost every writing tool, but I really lost all my money. What am I?
Answer: penniless
83. What padded Renaissance fashion made tailoring point out what etiquette avoided?
Answer: a codpiece
84. Which reptile keeps a permanently firm secret tucked away until muscles reveal it?
Answer: an alligator
85. I make a conversation frank, yet my middle makes gigglers hear something less polite. What am I?
Answer: openness
86. Which word for events can surrender five letters, in order, to spell this page's topic?
Answer: happenings
87. Which imaginary island becomes awkward only when its two words lose their space?
Answer: Pen Island
88. I hold many points but never make an argument, and every one can write. What am I?
Answer: a pencil case
89. Which university sounds like a writing tool announcing its condition?
Answer: Penn State
90. Which word for captivation shares its roots with a Roman protective charm?
Answer: fascination
91. I turn handwriting into a skill and put a pen at the front of my name. What am I?
Answer: penmanship
92. I begin like a writing tool but describe a punishment for guilt. What am I?
Answer: penance
93. Which reflective adjective begins like a writing tool and descends from weighing thoughts?
Answer: pensive
94. I am what all these PEN beginnings keep pretending to name without spelling me. What am I?
Answer: a penis
95. I have a ball but cannot play, and I leave a trail without walking. What am I?
Answer: a ballpoint pen
96. Which 1612 witch-trial group starts with PEN and ends on a Lancashire hill?
Answer: the Pendle witches
97. What remains when NULA leaves PENINSULA?
Answer: a penis
98. I belong to an author but not to their birth certificate. What am I?
Answer: a pen name
99. I am the body part Roman artists gave wings, bells, and power against envy. What am I?
Answer: a penis
100. What do five asterisks fail to hide on this page?
Answer: a penis
101. I have two ordinary first names, yet old British slang made me one private answer. What am I?
Answer: John Thomas
102. I am a surname shared by a colonial founder and an Oscar-winning actor. What am I?
Answer: Penn
103. What does a shy nature narrator call it after running out of Latin?
Answer: equipment
104. What key removes the evidence before a risky message is sent?
Answer: Backspace
105. I am a spring festival where fertility symbols become cheerful Kawasaki parade floats. What am I?
Answer: Kanamara Matsuri
106. What is a fig leaf on a marble statue?
Answer: stone underwear
107. What tiny omission turns this topic into several writing tools?
Answer: a missing I
108. I walk all the way around a subject because saying it directly feels too exposed. What am I?
Answer: circumlocution
109. What kind of pal lives mainly in correspondence?
Answer: a pen pal
110. What makes David's debated proportions more sensible when viewers stand below him?
Answer: viewing perspective
111. I am a jumble of censoring marks with a cartoonist's name, but no fixed spelling. What am I?
Answer: a grawlix
112. Which polite label makes anatomy sound as if it joined a committee?
Answer: a member
113. Which building begins with PEN and keeps people instead of ink?
Answer: a penitentiary
114. Which two-letter pronoun can serve as a verbal fig leaf for this entire topic?
Answer: the pronoun "it"
115. What body word becomes "enis-pay" in Pig Latin?
Answer: a penis
116. Which five-letter body word is worth 7 Scrabble points before any blush bonus?
Answer: a penis
117. Which body word marches through radio as Papa Echo November India Sierra?
Answer: a penis
118. What makes this page's clean questions sound naughtier before their answers arrive?
Answer: a double entendre
119. Which word means next to last but begins as if a pen came first?
Answer: penultimate
120. Which contest joins Greek for five to Greek for competition after a pen sound?
Answer: a pentathlon
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