- Question: What do you call a nacho that isn’t yours?
- Answer: Not-chos!
- Question: What do you get when you cross a nacho with a laptop?
- Answer: Chip technology!
- Question: Why did the nacho go to the doctor?
- Answer: Because it was feeling a little cheesy!
- Question: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours on a nacho?
- Answer: Nacho cheese!
- Question: What did the nacho say to the tortilla chip?
- Answer: Let’s salsa!
- Question: Why did the nacho blush?
- Answer: Because it saw the salsa dancing!
- Question: What’s a nacho’s favorite dance?
- Answer: The Cha-Cha-Chip!
- Question: Why did the jalapeño jump into the nacho cheese?
- Answer: It wanted to spice things up!
- Question: What do you call a nacho in disguise?
- Answer: An incognacho!
- Question: How do you fix a broken nacho?
- Answer: With guac ‘n’ roll!
- Question: Why did the nacho break up with the salsa?
- Answer: It found out it was too saucy!
- Question: What’s a nacho’s favorite game?
- Answer: Hide and cheeseek!
- Question: Why was the nacho such a good detective?
- Answer: It knew how to chip away at the mystery!
- Question: How do you make a nacho laugh?
- Answer: Tell it a corny joke!
- Question: What did the nacho say to the avocado?
- Answer: “You’re the guac to my roll!”
- Question: Why was the nacho always invited to parties?
- Answer: It knew how to bring the crunch!
- Question: What’s a nacho’s favorite movie genre?
- Answer: Action-packed with a side of cheese!
- Question: How does a nacho apologize?
- Answer: It says, “I’m sorry for being so cheesy!”
- Question: Why did the tortilla chip blush?
- Answer: Because it saw the nacho naked!
- Question: What did the nacho say to the hungry person?
- Answer: “Nacho problem, I’ve got plenty to share!”
- What do you call a nacho that can play music?
A chip-tune nacho! - Why did the nacho go to school?
Because it wanted to be a nacho-lar! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a nacho?
Frosty chips! - What did the nacho say to the avocado?
“You’re the guac to my world!” - Why was the nacho blushing?
Because it saw the salsa dancing! - What did the nacho say when it won an award?
“I’m nacho average snack!” - What’s a nacho’s favorite type of exercise?
Cheesy-cise! - Why did the chip go to therapy?
It had too many layers to deal with! - What did the nacho say to the refrigerator?
“Shut the door, I’m dressing!” - How do you catch a nacho thief?
Use guac and wait! - Why don’t nachos ever get lonely?
Because they always have a full plate! - What’s a nacho’s favorite game?
Hide and sneak! - Why did the nacho sit in the corner?
Because it was feeling cheesy! - What did one nacho say to the other in the microwave?
“It’s getting hot in here!” - How do nachos greet each other?
“Hola, cheese-migo!” - Why did the nacho break up with the salsa?
It was too saucy! - What do you call a nacho with a black belt?
A chip-kwon-do master! - Why did the chip go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumbly! - What did the nacho say to the jalapeno?
“You’re one hot pepper!” - Why did the nacho bring a ladder to the party?
It heard the salsa was on the top shelf!
Another Nacho riddles
- Why was the nacho feeling blue?
Because it was missing its cheesy companion! - What did the nacho say to the cheese grater?
“You’re grate!” - Why did the nacho blush when it walked into the party?
Because it was covered in a spicy salsa! - What do you call a nacho that tells jokes?
A pun-chip! - Why did the nacho go to therapy?
It was feeling crumbled! - What’s a nacho’s favorite type of movie?
Anything with a lot of suspenseful dips! - Why did the chip go to school?
To get its dip-loma! - What did the nacho say to the chip that fell on the floor?
“That’s nacho place!” - How do you make a nacho laugh?
Tickle its salsa! - Why did the nacho go to the beach?
To catch some waves of cheese! - What’s a nacho’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day! - Why was the nacho jealous of the taco?
Because the taco had all the fillings! - What did the nacho say to the chip who couldn’t swim?
“Don’t worry, I’ll be your flotation device!” - Why did the nacho bring a flashlight to the party?
In queso emergency! - What’s a nacho’s favorite sport?
Extreme snacking! - What did the nacho say to the salsa at the party?
“Let’s dip it low!” - Why did the nacho go to space?
To boldly snack where no chip has snacked before! - What did the nacho say to the chip with an attitude?
“You’re too salty!” - Why did the nacho refuse to play cards?
It was tired of being dealt a bad hand! - What do you call a nacho with a sense of humor?
A chuckle-chip!
- What do you call a nacho who tells jokes?
A cheesy comedian! - What did the nacho say to the salsa?
“You can’t dip with us!” - Why did the nacho go to school?
To get his degree in deliciousness! - What’s a nacho’s favorite type of movie?
Action-packed chips! - What did the nacho say to the avocado?
“You guac my world!” - What do you call a sad nacho?
A soggy chip! - Why was the nacho blushing?
Because it saw the salsa naked! - What did the nacho say to the tortilla chip?
“Let’s stick together!” - How did the nacho propose to the cheese?
With a ring of jalapeños! - What do you get when you cross a nacho with a computer?
Chip programming! - Why did the nacho bring a ladder to the party?
Because it heard the chips were stacked! - What do you call a nacho who loves to dance?
A salsa-dancing chip! - Why did the nacho break up with the salsa?
It couldn’t handle the heat! - What’s a nacho’s favorite game?
Nacho-average charades! - What did the nacho say to the cheese grater?
“You’re grate!” - Why did the nacho go to therapy?
It had too many chips on its shoulder! - What did one nacho say to the other at the gym?
“Let’s get shredded!” - What do you call a nacho flying through the air?
A chipmunk! - Why did the nacho go to art school?
To master the art of nacho-making! - What do you call a nacho that’s a detective?
Inspector Crunch!
Getting over with Nacho riddles
- What did the nacho say to the football player?
“You wanna salsa tackle?” - Why did the nacho bring a map to the party?
Because it heard there was a chip dip! - What do you call a nacho with a cold?
A sniffling chip! - How did the nacho propose to the salsa?
With a cheesy pickup line! - What’s a nacho’s favorite subject in school?
Chip-ematics! - Why did the nacho go to the beach?
To catch some waves of salsa! - What do you call a nacho with a pet bird?
A tweet-o chip! - Why did the nacho go to the doctor?
It had a case of queso-phobia! - What did the nacho say to the cheese?
“We make a grate team!” - Why did the nacho join the band?
It wanted to be in harmony with the salsa! - What do you call a nacho that’s always running late?
A tardy chip! - Why did the nacho go to space?
To explore the universe of flavors! - What did the nacho say to the sour cream?
“You’re the cool to my heat!” - Why did the nacho apply for a job at the library?
It wanted to be a chip reader! - What do you call a nacho that’s afraid of heights?
A low-flying chip! - Why did the nacho bring a pencil to the party?
To draw on its chips! - What do you call a nacho in disguise?
An undercover chip! - Why did the nacho sit on the computer?
To keep its chips in order! - What do you call a nacho that’s always prepared?
A chip off the old block! - Why did the nacho go to the dance party?
It wanted to salsa the night away!
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