• Q: What do you call a computer that laughs?
  A: A LOL-puter!

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• Q: Why did the LOLcat become a chef?
  A: Because it wanted to make the purr-fect LOLipops!
• Q: What did one LOL say to another during a game?
  A: “Let’s keep it LOLgical!”
• Q: Why did the joke go to school?
  A: To become a LOL-graduate!
• Q: What’s a comedian’s favorite type of math?
  A: LOL-gebra!
• Q: How do you organize a fantastic LOL party?
  A: You plan it with meticulous LOL-der!
• Q: Why did the scarecrow become a comedian?
  A: Because it was outstanding in its LOLd!
• Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
  A: “I’ll meet you at the LOL corner!”
• Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
  A: You put a little LOL in it!
• Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite LOL?
  A: The one with the most ‘arrrr’!
• Q: Why did the LOL cross the road?
  A: To get to the hilarious side!
• Q: What do you call a fish that tells jokes?
  A: A LOL-mon!
• Q: Why was the broom always laughing?
  A: It had a sweeping sense of LOL-humor!
• Q: What did one LOL say to another during a race?
  A: “I’m winning by a LOL-neck!”
• Q: How does a snowman answer the phone?
  A: With a frosty LOL-lo!
• Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
  A: A LOL-opener!
• Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
  A: Because it saw the salad dressing in its LOL underwear!
• Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
  A: Climb a tree and act like a LOL-nut!
• Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
  A: Because it was two-tired of being LOL-less!
• Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite LOL?
  A: Bloodcurdling LOL-t!
• Q: Why was the math book always laughing?
  A: Because it had too many LOL-gebra problems!

• Q: What did the LOL say when it won the lottery?
  A: “I’m feeling lotto-LOL-tastic!”

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• Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?
  A: It got mugged, and the suspect was a LOL-bster!
• Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
  A: A blood LOL-ange!
• Q: Why did the computer apply for a job?
  A: It wanted to have LOL-ter control!
• Q: How do you make a lemon drop?
  A: Just let it hear a LOL joke!
• Q: Why did the belt get arrested?
  A: It was holding up a pair of LOL-ters!
• Q: What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
  A: The LOL-tar!
• Q: Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian?
  A: Because it was outstanding in its LOL-ield!
• Q: What did the zero say to the eight?
  A: “Nice belt, but I think your LOL-opsided!”
• Q: How does a snowman get around?
  A: By riding an LOL-af!
• Q: What’s a tree’s favorite dance?
  A: The LOL-mp!
• Q: Why did the LOL bring a ladder to the bar?
  A: It heard the drinks were on the house!
• Q: How does a penguin build its house?
  A: IgLOLs and snowbricks!
• Q: What did one wall say to another wall in a party?
  A: “Let’s make this LOL-ocation the best in town!”
• Q: Why did the tomato turn red at the comedy club?
  A: It saw the LOL-light!
• Q: How do you catch a squirrel in a tree?
  A: Climb up and act like an LOL-nutcracker!
• Q: What’s a wizard’s favorite LOL?
  A: A spellbinding LOL-wl!
• Q: Why did the bicycle fall over at the comedy show?
  A: It was two-tired from all the LOLs!
• Q: How does the moon cut its hair?
  A: Eclipse it with an LOL-ter!
• Q: What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
  A: “Nothing, it just let out a little wine and LOL’d!”

Another Lol riddles

• Q: Why did the LOL become a detective?
  A: It wanted to solve the case of the missing LOLipops!

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• Q: What’s a computer’s favorite snack?
  A: LOLli-pops!
• Q: Why did the smartphone go to therapy?
  A: It had too many LOL-t of issues!
• Q: How does a snowman stay cool in summer?
  A: By sitting in the LOL-er!
• Q: What did one pencil say to the other?
  A: “Stop drawing those LOLs all over me!”
• Q: Why did the bicycle fall over during the race?
  A: It was LOL-ing so hard it lost its balance!
• Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite LOL?
  A: LOLtergeist!
• Q: Why did the tomato turn red at the comedy club?
  A: It saw the salad dressing in its LOL underwear!
• Q: How do you make a lemon laugh?
  A: Tell it a sour LOL!
• Q: What’s a cow’s favorite LOL?
  A: Moo-haha!
• Q: Why did the clock go to therapy?
  A: It had too many LOL-t of issues with its hands!
• Q: What did one ocean say to the other?
  A: “Stop being so salty and let’s have a good LOL tide!”
• Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
  A: It wasn’t peeling very LOL!
• Q: What’s a snowman’s favorite genre of music?
  A: LOL-idays!
• Q: Why did the hat go to the party?
  A: It wanted to be the life of the LOL!
• Q: What did the LOL say to the cheese?
  A: “You’re so Gouda at making me LOL!”
• Q: Why did the garden LOL?
  A: Because the potatoes were so appealing!
• Q: How does a scientist LOL?
  A: With periodic LOLs!
• Q: What did the LOL say when it won the marathon?
  A: “I’m on a LOLl of fame!”
• Q: How do you catch a squirrel on water?
  A: Dive in and act like an LOL-monarch!

• Q: What did the light bulb say to the circuit?
  A: “I’m so bright, you can’t resist a good LOL-umination!”

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• Q: Why did the banana go to the party?
  A: It wanted to be a-peeling and create a bunch of LOLs!
• Q: What did the painting say to the wall?
  A: “I’m feeling LOL-creative, can I hang around here?”
• Q: Why did the cookie go to therapy?
  A: It had too many LOL-t of emotional crumbs!
• Q: What’s a computer’s favorite type of humor?
  A: LOL-gorithmic jokes!
• Q: How does a snowman get around in summer?
  A: By LOL-tally melting the competition!
• Q: Why did the broom go to school?
  A: It wanted to sweep up some LOL-ledge!
• Q: What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
  A: “Nothing, it just let out a little wine and a big LOL!”
• Q: How do you make a lemon laugh on a tree?
  A: Tell it a peel-arious LOL joke!
• Q: What’s a wizard’s favorite subject in school?
  A: LOLd potions!
• Q: Why did the LOL go to space?
  A: To find the center of the LOL-axy!
• Q: What did the book say to the reader?
  A: “You’re turning my pages into a LOL-ing adventure!”
• Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?
  A: It got mugged, and the suspect was a LOL-stache!
• Q: How does a tree access the internet?
  A: With LOL-ogarithms!
• Q: What did the LOL say to the mirror?
  A: “You reflect my sense of humor, perfectly LOL-tastic!”
• Q: Why did the tomato turn red in the garden?
  A: It saw the salad dressing undressing in its LOL-nderwear!
• Q: What did the LOL say at the comedy club?
  A: “I’m the punchline of this LOL-arious evening!”
• Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  A: It was outstanding in its LOL-ield!
• Q: How does a cow send a LOL-ter?
  A: By LOL-ing it in the mailbox!
• Q: What did the LOL say to the clock?
  A: “You tickle me every LOL-second!”

Getting over with Lol riddles

• Q: Why did the chicken join a comedy club?
  A: It wanted to lay some egg-stremely LOL jokes!

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• Q: What did the LOL say to the sandwich?
  A: “You’re a real LOLwich, always stacked with humor!”
• Q: How does a grape answer the phone?
  A: With a bunch of LOL-ello!
• Q: Why did the bicycle blush?
  A: Because it was two-tired of all the LOL attention!
• Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit punch?
  A: LOLberry punch!
• Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
  A: You put a little LOL in it and let it boogie!
• Q: What did one wall say to the other wall during a game?
  A: “Let’s keep it LOL-egal and have a fair match!”
• Q: Why did the broom win an award?
  A: It swept the competition with its LOL-craft!
• Q: How does a plant LOL?
  A: It leafs out a burst of laughter!
• Q: Why did the book go to therapy?
  A: It had too many unresolved plot twists and LOL points!
• Q: What did one hat say to another hat at the party?
  A: “You’re looking hat-tastically LOL-arious tonight!”
• Q: Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian?
  A: It was outstanding in its LOL-ield of corny jokes!
• Q: What did the LOL say to the mountain?
  A: “You’re hill-LOL-rious, but I’m reaching new peaks of humor!”
• Q: How does a snowman keep its skin soft?
  A: By using a LOL-tion!
• Q: Why did the computer take a break?
  A: It needed to LOL-down and reboot its sense of humor!
• Q: What did the LOL say to the refrigerator?
  A: “Stop freezing my food, you’re ice-cold LOL!”
• Q: Why did the LOL bring a ladder to the bar?
  A: It heard the drinks were on the house, and it wanted a LOL view!
• Q: How does a skeleton LOL?
  A: It bone-ticklingly laughs at every LOL joke!
• Q: What did the zero say to the eight?
  A: “Nice belt, but I think your LOL-opsided!”
• Q: Why did the tomato blush?
  A: Because it saw the salad dressing changing in its LOL-nderwear!