- What do you call a sunflower that loves to travel?
Answer: A globe-trotter (globe trotter) - What kind of tree is always crying?
Answer: A weeping willow (weeping/willow) - What did the ocean say to the shore?
Answer: Nothing, it just waved (waved/waived) - What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Answer: Arr! (R) - What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Answer: Hey bud! (bud/buddy) - What did the pencil say to the paper?
Answer: Let’s stick together! (stick/stick) - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field (outstanding/standing) - What’s a mathematician’s favorite dessert?
Answer: Pi (pie) - What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: I’ll meet you at the corner (corner/corner) - Why did the bicycle fall over?
Answer: Because it was two-tired (too tired) - What do you call a group of musical whales?
Answer: An orca-stra (orchestra) - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Answer: Nacho cheese (not your cheese) - Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing (dressing/dressing) - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite (frost/bite) - Why was the math book sad?
Answer: Because it had too many problems (problems/problems) - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear (gummy/gummy) - What did the blanket say to the bed?
Answer: Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered (covered/covered) - What did one hat say to the other hat?
Answer: You stay here, I’ll go on ahead (ahead/a head) - Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
Answer: In case he got a hole in one (hole/whole) - What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
Answer: Root beer (root/roo)
- Why was the belt arrested?
Answer: For holding up a pair of pants (holding/holding) - What do you call a pile of cats?
Answer: A meowtain (mountain/meow) - What’s a tree’s least favorite month?
Answer: Sep-timber (September/timber) - Why did the bicycle fall down?
Answer: Because it was two-tired (too tired) - What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
Answer: Stop going in circles and get to the point (point/point) - Why was the math book sad?
Answer: It had too many problems (problems/problems) - What did the bee say to the flower?
Answer: Hi, honey! (hi/honey) - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field (outstanding/standing) - What do you call fake spaghetti?
Answer: An impasta (imposter/pasta) - Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing (dressing/dressing) - What do you call a bear without any teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear (gummy/gummy) - Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?
Answer: For tocking too much (talking/tocking) - What do you call a ghost’s true love?
Answer: His ghoul-friend (girlfriend/ghoul) - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Answer: They don’t have the guts (guts/guts) - What did one plate say to the other plate?
Answer: Dinner’s on me (on/on) - Why did the coffee file a police report?
Answer: It got mugged (mugged/mug) - What do you call a singing computer?
Answer: Adele (a Dell) - Why did the burglar take a bath?
Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway (clean/getaway) - Why did the bee go to the doctor?
Answer: It had hives (hives/hives) - What do you call a group of musical cows?
Answer: A moo-sical ensemble (musical/moo-sical)
Another Homophonic riddles
- Why was the math book sad?
Answer: It had too many problems (problems/problems) - What did the flower say to the bee?
Answer: Buzz off! (buzz/buzz) - Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing (dressing/dressing) - What do you call a fake noodle?
Answer: An impasta (imposter/pasta) - Why did the bicycle fall over?
Answer: Because it was two-tired (too tired) - What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: I’ll meet you at the corner (corner/corner) - What did the cat say when it lost its tail?
Answer: I’m fur-missed (furry/missed) - Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
Answer: In case he got a hole in one (hole/whole) - What did the banana say to the dog?
Answer: Nothing, bananas can’t talk (none/nun) - What did one hat say to the other hat?
Answer: You stay here, I’ll go on ahead (ahead/a head) - What’s a tree’s least favorite month?
Answer: Sep-timber (September/timber) - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field (outstanding/standing) - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Answer: Nacho cheese (not your cheese) - Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Answer: Because he had no body to go with him (nobody/nobody) - What did the cow say to the farmer?
Answer: Moo-ve over (move/moo) - Why was the computer cold?
Answer: It left its Windows open (windows/windows) - What did the tree say to the axe?
Answer: Please leaf me alone (leave/leaf) - Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer: To get to the other slide (slide/slide) - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear (gummy/gummy) - Why did the fish blush?
Answer: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom (bottom/bottom)
- Why did the math book look sad?
Answer: It had too many problems (problems/problems) - What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine (whine/wine) - Why was the belt arrested?
Answer: For holding up a pair of pants (holding/holding) - What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
Answer: Root beer (root/roo) - Why did the scarecrow become a successful farmer?
Answer: He was outstanding in his field (outstanding/standing) - What did the pencil say to the paper?
Answer: Let’s stick together! (stick/stick) - What did one eye say to the other eye?
Answer: Between you and me, something smells (eye/I) - What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Answer: A blood orange (blood/blood) - What did the cat say when it lost its tail?
Answer: I’m fur-missed (furry/missed) - What did the candle say to the match?
Answer: You light up my life (light/light) - Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing (dressing/dressing) - What did one plate say to the other plate?
Answer: Dinner’s on me (on/on) - Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?
Answer: For tocking too much (talking/tocking) - What did the traffic light say to the car?
Answer: Don’t look at me, I’m changing (changing/changing) - What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Answer: Supplies! (surprise/supplies) - Why was the music teacher locked out of the classroom?
Answer: She lost her key (key/key) - What do you call a group of musical fish?
Answer: A bass band (bass/band) - Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Answer: Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog (hot/hot) - What did the plate say to the fork?
Answer: Stop poking me! (poking/poking) - What did one hat say to the other hat?
Answer: You stay here, I’ll go on ahead (ahead/a head)
Getting over with Homophonic riddles
- Why did the math book go to therapy?
Answer: It had too many problems (problems/problems) - What did the grape say when it got squished?
Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine (whine/wine) - Why was the belt arrested?
Answer: For holding up a pair of pants (holding/holding) - What’s a tree’s least favorite month?
Answer: Sep-timber (September/timber) - Why did the scarecrow become a successful farmer?
Answer: He was outstanding in his field (outstanding/standing) - What did the pencil say to the paper?
Answer: Let’s stick together! (stick/stick) - What did one eye say to the other eye?
Answer: Between you and me, something smells (eye/I) - What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Answer: A blood orange (blood/blood) - Why did the cat get a job at the hair salon?
Answer: Because it had purr-fect grooming skills (perfect/purrfect) - What did the candle say to the match?
Answer: You light up my life (light/light) - Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing (dressing/dressing) - What did one plate say to the other plate?
Answer: Dinner’s on me (on/on) - Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?
Answer: For tocking too much (talking/tocking) - What did the traffic light say to the car?
Answer: Don’t look at me, I’m changing (changing/changing) - What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Answer: Supplies! (surprise/supplies) - Why was the music teacher locked out of the classroom?
Answer: She lost her key (key/key) - What do you call a group of musical fish?
Answer: A bass band (bass/band) - Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Answer: Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog (hot/hot) - What did the plate say to the fork?
Answer: Stop poking me! (poking/poking) - What did one hat say to the other hat?
Answer: You stay here, I’ll go on ahead (ahead/a head)
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