• Q: What do you call a sheep’s best dance move?
  A: The ewe-turn.
• Q: What do you call a sheep with no head or legs?
  A: A cloud.
• Q: Why did the sheep take a leap of faith?
  A: It wanted to find the greener pasture.
• Q: What do you call a sheep with a black belt?
  A: A karate lamb.
• Q: What did the sheep say to the shepherd on a hot day?
  A: “I’m feeling a little ewe-sed.”
• Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
  A: A woolly jumper.
• Q: Why did the sheep go to the doctor?
  A: It had a baa-d cold.
• Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
  A: A candy ewe.
• Q: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
  A: “Fleece Navidad!”
• Q: What do you call a sheep that likes to surf?
  A: A “wool”ly boarder.
• Q: What’s a sheep’s favorite game?
  A: Baa-dminton.
• Q: Why did the sheep go to school?
  A: To get a little baa-cknowledge.
• Q: What do you call a sheep with no friends?
  A: A “wool”f.
• Q: What do you call a sheep’s cleaning crew?
  A: Baa-rbers.
• Q: What did the sheep say to the shepherd when it lost its way?
  A: “I’m feeling a bit sheepish.”
• Q: Why was the sheep arrested?
  A: For illegal “fleecing.”
• Q: What’s a sheep’s favorite mode of transportation?
  A: Baa-baa-cue.
• Q: What do you call a sheep that’s always crying?
  A: A tear-ewe.
• Q: Why did the sheep go to outer space?
  A: It wanted to meet the “sheep”-ernauts.
• Q: What do you call a sheep with no money?
  A: “Baa”-roke.

• Q: What do you call a sheep with a guitar?
  A: A rockin’ ewe.
• Q: Why did the sheep go to the library?
  A: To find some “baa-ooks” to read.
• Q: What do you call a sheep’s favorite dessert?
  A: Ewe scream.
• Q: Why don’t sheep ever have to tell secrets?
  A: Because they can keep things “baa-lanced.”
• Q: What do you call a sheep with wings?
  A: An “ewenicorn.”
• Q: What did the sheep say to the farmer who wanted to shear it?
  A: “Shear-iously?”
• Q: What’s a sheep’s favorite flower?
  A: A ewe-nique.
• Q: What do you call a sheep who is always late?
  A: A baa-d timekeeper.
• Q: What’s a sheep’s favorite board game?
  A: Woolopoly.
• Q: What did the sheep say when it made a mistake?
  A: “I’m really baa-d at this.”
• Q: Why was the sheep afraid to go to the party?
  A: It was feeling “shear” pressure.
• Q: What’s a sheep’s favorite sport?
  A: Baa-skettball.
• Q: Why did the sheep sit on the computer?
  A: To keep an “ewe” on things.
• Q: What do you call a sheep’s autobiography?
  A: The Woolly Chronicles.
• Q: What do you call a sheep’s favorite TV show?
  A: Game of Ewes.
• Q: Why did the sheep go to the beauty salon?
  A: To get a “baa-layage” hairstyle.
• Q: What do you call a sheep who loves to take risks?
  A: An adven-ewe-r.
• Q: What did the sheep say to the farmer when it got a haircut?
  A: “I feel sheerly amazing!”
• Q: Why did the sheep bring a ladder to the field?
  A: It wanted to reach new “he-e-we-ghts.”
• Q: What do you call a sheep’s favorite fruit?
  A: Baa-nana.

Another Ovine riddles

• Q: Why did the sheep break up with its partner?
  A: It was tired of the “baa-d” romance.
• Q: What do you call a sheep that knows karate?
  A: A lamb-chop.
• Q: Why was the sheep always chosen last for sports?
  A: It was always the “baa-ckup” player.
• Q: What’s a sheep’s favorite bedtime story?
  A: The Woolf and the Sheep.
• Q: What do you call a sheep that’s an expert in mathematics?
  A: A baa-rilliant mind.
• Q: What do you call a sheep’s favorite movie genre?
  A: Rom-ewe-coms.
• Q: Why did the sheep get in trouble at school?
  A: It kept “fleece”-ing the scene.
• Q: What do you call a sheep that’s always telling jokes?
  A: A comic ewe-nit.
• Q: What did the sheep say when it found a treasure?
  A: “Shear joy!”
• Q: Why did the sheep go on strike?
  A: It was tired of being “sheeped” around.
• Q: What’s a sheep’s favorite outdoor activity?
  A: Baa-becue picnics.
• Q: What do you call a sheep who loves to shop?
  A: A baa-gain hunter.
• Q: Why did the sheep sit in the middle of the road?
  A: It wanted to feel “shear” bliss.
• Q: What’s a sheep’s favorite month of the year?
  A: “May”-ble.
• Q: What do you call a sheep with a sense of humor?
  A: A shear delight.
• Q: Why did the sheep become an actor?
  A: It wanted to be in the “spot-light.”
• Q: What do you call a sheep with a sore throat?
  A: A hoarse whisperer.
• Q: Why was the sheep happy to see the calendar change?
  A: It was looking forward to a “baa-rilliant” new year.
• Q: What did the sheep say to the dog who was barking all night?
  A: “Shear” up!
• Q: Why did the sheep bring a flute to the party?
  A: It wanted to join the “baa-nd.”

• Q: What do you call a sheep that’s always cold?
  A: A baa-baa-r.
• Q: Why did the sheep go to the doctor?
  A: It was feeling a little “sheep”-ish.
• Q: What do you call a sheep’s favorite dessert?
  A: Baa-nana cream pie.
• Q: What did the sheep say to the shepherd on a sunny day?
  A: “I’m feeling rather fleecy.”
• Q: What do you call a sheep that loves to travel?
  A: A globetrotter.
• Q: Why was the sheep always the first in line at the movie theater?
  A: It had a reserved “shear.”
• Q: What’s a sheep’s favorite type of music?
  A: Baa-rock and roll.
• Q: What do you call a sheep that’s an excellent detective?
  A: Sherlock Homesheep.
• Q: Why did the sheep go to the party alone?
  A: It couldn’t find a “baa-d” date.
• Q: What do you call a sheep that’s always at the gym?
  A: A woolly bodybuilder.
• Q: Why did the sheep refuse to eat the grass?
  A: It was on a “baa-d” diet.
• Q: What’s a sheep’s favorite snack during winter?
  A: Baa-rritos.
• Q: What did the sheep say to the farmer who forgot to feed it?
  A: “I’m feeling rather famished.”
• Q: What do you call a sheep who’s a fashionista?
  A: A shear genius.
• Q: Why did the sheep wear sunglasses to the beach?
  A: It wanted to avoid getting “shear-ed” by the sun.
• Q: What do you call a sheep who’s a master chef?
  A: Gordon Rams-ewe.
• Q: Why did the sheep bring a ladder to the dance?
  A: It heard the music was “baa-rilliant” up there.
• Q: What did the sheep say to the wind?
  A: “Stop trying to pull the wool over my eyes!”
• Q: What do you call a sheep who loves math?
  A: A baa-rilliant mind.
• Q: Why did the sheep take up meditation?
  A: It wanted to find inner “shear”mony.

Getting over with Ovine riddles

• Q: What did the sheep say when it won an award?
  A: “Ewe won’t baa-lieve it!”
• Q: What do you call a sheep that’s always on time?
  A: Punctu-ewe-al.
• Q: Why did the sheep bring a ladder to the comedy club?
  A: It heard the jokes were “baa-d” up there.
• Q: What’s a sheep’s favorite kind of weather?
  A: Fleecey clouds.
• Q: What did the sheep say to its reflection?
  A: “You’re looking shear-fect!”
• Q: Why did the sheep get a job at the bakery?
  A: It wanted to make some dough.
• Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
  A: A cloud.
• Q: What did the sheep say to the farmer’s wife when she asked if it needed shearing?
  A: “I’m not ready to be fleeced yet.”
• Q: What do you call a sheep’s favorite game show?
  A: “Wheel of Fleeces.”
• Q: Why did the sheep get a computer?
  A: It wanted to browse the “web.”
• Q: What do you call a sheep that’s a musician?
  A: A baa-nd member.
• Q: Why was the sheep always so calm?
  A: It practiced “baa-lancing” its emotions.
• Q: What did the sheep say when it made a mistake in the kitchen?
  A: “I’m feeling a bit baa-kered.”
• Q: What do you call a sheep with a flower in its hair?
  A: Ewe-nique.
• Q: Why did the sheep bring a pen to the field?
  A: It wanted to write a “ewe”-logy.
• Q: What’s a sheep’s favorite kind of workout?
  A: Baa-robics.
• Q: What did the sheep say when it found a four-leaf clover?
  A: “Lucky ewe!”
• Q: What do you call a sheep with no sense of direction?
  A: Lost and bleating.
• Q: Why did the sheep get a job as a painter?
  A: It wanted to explore its creative “fleeces.”
• Q: What do you call a sheep’s autobiography?
  A: The Woolly Chronicles.