• Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
• A: A gummy bear!
• Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
• A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
• Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
• A: Nothing, it just waved!
• Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
• A: Because it was two-tired!
• Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
• A: A carrot!
• Q: Why was the math book sad?
• A: Because it had too many problems!
• Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
• A: An impasta!
• Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
• A: In case he got a hole in one!
• Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
• A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
• Q: Why did the computer go to therapy?
• A: It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
• A: Frostbite!
• Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
• A: Dinner’s on me!
• Q: Why did the tomato blush?
• A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
• Q: Why did the chicken join a band?
• A: Because it had the drumsticks!
• Q: What’s the clumsiest insect?
• A: A fumble bee!
• Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
• A: An investigator!
• Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
• A: You look flushed!
• Q: Why was the belt arrested?
• A: For holding up a pair of pants!
• Q: Why did the tomato family turn red?
• A: They saw the salad dressing!
• Q: What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?
• A: Nacho cheese!

• Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
• A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
• Q: What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
• A: “Oh sheet!”
• Q: What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?
• A: Timber!
• Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
• A: To get to the other slide!
• Q: What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
• A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
• Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
• A: They don’t have the guts!
• Q: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
• A: Sophish-ticated!
• Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
• A: “Supplies!”
• Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
• A: In case he got a hole in one!
• Q: What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
• A: Croak-a-cola!
• Q: Why was the math book sad?
• A: Because it had too many problems!
• Q: What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
• A: Satisfactory!
• Q: Why was the calendar always hungry?
• A: Because it had too many dates!
• Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
• A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
• Q: What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
• A: Live stream!
• Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
• A: Because it was two-tired!
• Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
• A: “Stop going in circles and get to the point!”
• Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
• A: Arrrrrr!
• Q: Why did the tomato family turn red?
• A: They saw the salad dressing!
• Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
• A: An in-vest-igator!

Another Hilarious riddles

• Q: Why did the scarecrow become a successful comedian?
• A: Because he was outstanding in his field of jokes!
• Q: What did one hat say to the other hat?
• A: “You stay here, I’ll go on a head!”
• Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
• A: Because it wasn’t peeling very well!
• Q: How does a snowman get around town?
• A: By riding an “icicle”!
• Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
• A: They don’t have the guts!
• Q: What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
• A: Spelling!
• Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
• A: Because it was caught ketchup-ing on its homework!
• Q: What’s a computer’s favorite snack?
• A: Micro-chips!
• Q: Why did the pencil bring a pencil sharpener to the party?
• A: Because it wanted to be the “point” of attention!
• Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
• A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!
• Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
• A: Because they would crack each other up!
• Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
• A: “Lunch is on me!”
• Q: Why did the tomato blush?
• A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
• Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
• A: A gummy bear!
• Q: Why was the belt arrested?
• A: Because it held up a pair of pants!
• Q: What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
• A: Straw-berries!
• Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
• A: Because it was two-tired!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
• A: Frostbite!
• Q: Why did the chicken join a band?
• A: Because it had the drumsticks!
• Q: What’s the clumsiest insect?
• A: A fumble bee!

• Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
• A: To talk to the other side!
• Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
• A: They don’t have the guts!
• Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
• A: An abdominal snowman!
• Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
• A: It was feeling crumbly!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
• A: Frostbite!
• Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
• A: Because he was outstanding in his field of corny jokes!
• Q: What did one hat say to the other hat?
• A: “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”
• Q: Why did the tomato blush?
• A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
• Q: What do you call a belt made out of watches?
• A: A waist of time!
• Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
• A: Because they would crack each other up!
• Q: What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
• A: Spelling!
• Q: Why was the math book sad?
• A: Because it had too many problems!
• Q: What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
• A: Straw-berries!
• Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
• A: Because it was two-tired!
• Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
• A: A gummy bear!
• Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
• A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
• Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
• A: “Supplies!”
• Q: Why did the scarecrow become a successful comedian?
• A: Because he was outstanding in his field of jokes!
• Q: What’s a computer’s favorite snack?
• A: Micro-chips!

Getting over with Hilarious riddles

• Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
• A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
• Q: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
• A: Sophish-ticated!
• Q: Why did the janitor bring a ladder to work?
• A: Because he heard the ceiling needed a good mop!
• Q: What’s a magician’s favorite snack?
• A: “Presto” sticks!
• Q: Why did the chicken join a band?
• A: Because it had the drumsticks!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
• A: Frostbite!
• Q: Why was the math book sad?
• A: Because it had too many problems!
• Q: What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
• A: Straw-berries!
• Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
• A: Because it was two-tired!
• Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
• A: An in-vest-igator!
• Q: Why was the calendar always hungry?
• A: Because it had too many dates!
• Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
• A: “Lunch is on me!”
• Q: Why did the tomato blush?
• A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
• Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
• A: Arrrrrr!
• Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
• A: Because it was two-tired!
• Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
• A: “Stop going in circles and get to the point!”
• Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
• A: Boo-berry pie!
• Q: Why did the tomato family turn red?
• A: They saw the salad dressing!
• Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
• A: An investigator!