• What kind of pie can you eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Quiche.
• What pie can fly? A chiffon pie.
• What pie can you find in a library? A quiet pie (pi).
• What pie do plumbers love? A leaky pie (key lime pie).
• What pie is always sad? A blueberry pie.
• What pie is full of secrets? A mystery pie (sour cream raisin).
• What pie loves to dance? A tango pie (mango pie).
• What pie is the fastest? A zoom pie (speedy berry pie).
• What pie makes you laugh? A joke pie (custard pie).
• What pie can you find in a haunted house? A boo-berry pie (blueberry).
• What pie do mathematicians fear? Irrational pie (pi).
• What pie is always happy? A peachy pie.
• What pie is a musician’s favorite? A berry chord pie (mixed berry).
• What pie is full of surprises? A jack-in-the-box pie (surprise pie).
• What pie can you find on a farm? A moo-ssaka pie (shepherd’s pie).
• What pie is a pirate’s treasure? A gold doubloon pie (golden raisin).
• What pie is a superhero’s weakness? Kryptonite pie (key lime pie).
• What pie is a detective’s favorite? A clue pie (blueberry).
• What pie is out of this world? A lunar pie (moon pie).
• What pie is a comedian’s go-to? A pun pie (pumpkin pie).

• What pie is a gardener’s delight? A harvest pie (apple).
• What pie is a traveler’s companion? A road trip pie (travel pie).
• What pie is a scientist’s experiment? A molecular pie (molecular gastronomy pie).
• What pie is a magician’s trick? A disappearing act pie (magic custard pie).
• What pie is a fashionista’s favorite? A haute couture pie (fashionable fruit tart).
• What pie is a fitness guru’s secret? A protein-packed pie (quinoa crust pie).
• What pie is a poet’s muse? A lyrical pie (poetry pie).
• What pie is a hiker’s reward? A summit pie (mountain berry).
• What pie is a baker’s masterpiece? A pièce de résistance pie (masterpiece pie).
• What pie is a painter’s canvas? A palette pie (colorful fruit tart).
• What pie is a comedian’s punchline? A slapstick pie (pie in the face).
• What pie is a detective’s trail? A breadcrumb pie (apple).
• What pie is a musician’s harmony? A crescendo pie (layered fruit pie).
• What pie is a philosopher’s pondering? A deep thought pie (philosophy pie).
• What pie is a gamer’s victory? A high score pie (multi-layered pie).
• What pie is a chef’s experiment? A culinary fusion pie (experimental flavor pie).
• What pie is a photographer’s focus? A snapshot pie (picture-perfect pie).
• What pie is a poet’s metaphor? A poetic license pie (metaphorical pie).
• What pie is a gardener’s dream? A secret garden pie (berry patch pie).
• What pie is a doctor’s prescription? A healing pie (nutrient-packed pie).

Another Pie riddles

• What pie is a comedian’s punchline? A banana cream pie.
• What pie is a cyclist’s favorite? A wheelie good pie (spokesberry pie).
• What pie is a sailor’s delight? A sea captain’s pie (nautical berry pie).
• What pie is a bee’s favorite? A buzzworthy pie (honeycomb pie).
• What pie is a tailor’s masterpiece? A perfectly tailored pie (patchwork pie).
• What pie is a golfer’s dream? A hole-in-one pie (golf ball pie).
• What pie is a magician’s illusion? A disappearing pie (vanishing pie).
• What pie is a hiker’s energy boost? A trail mix pie.
• What pie is a mathematician’s delight? A ?-r squared pie (pie r squared).
• What pie is a singer’s serenade? A melodious pie (singing apple pie).
• What pie is a writer’s inspiration? A muse-ical pie (inspirational pie).
• What pie is a sculptor’s medium? A marbleized pie (marble pie).
• What pie is a scientist’s experiment? A chemical reaction pie (reactive pie).
• What pie is a librarian’s favorite? A bookworm pie (crustless pie).
• What pie is a teacher’s reward? A gold star pie (star-shaped pie).
• What pie is a gardener’s bounty? A harvest moon pie (moon-shaped pie).
• What pie is a chef’s masterpiece? A culinary creation pie (chef’s special).
• What pie is a musician’s harmony? A symphonic pie (musical notes pie).
• What pie is a fisherman’s catch? A fisherman’s pie (seafood pie).
• What pie is a firefighter’s hero? A flame-retardant pie (fireproof pie).

• What pie is a gambler’s luck? A high-stakes pie (jackpot pie).
• What pie is a pilot’s craving? A sky-high pie (mile-high pie).
• What pie is a photographer’s focus? A snapshot pie (picture-perfect pie).
• What pie is a painter’s palette? A rainbow pie (colorful fruit tart).
• What pie is a gardener’s treasure? A root-bound pie (root vegetable pie).
• What pie is a mathematician’s delight? A pi-r square pie (pie r squared).
• What pie is a musician’s melody? A harmonious pie (musical notes pie).
• What pie is a cyclist’s reward? A pedal-powered pie (bike wheel pie).
• What pie is a writer’s inspiration? A literary pie (book-themed pie).
• What pie is a scientist’s experiment? A molecular pie (molecular gastronomy pie).
• What pie is a comedian’s joke? A punchline pie (banana cream pie).
• What pie is a chef’s delight? A culinary creation pie (chef’s special).
• What pie is a teacher’s award? A gold star pie (star-shaped pie).
• What pie is a librarian’s choice? A bookworm pie (crustless pie).
• What pie is a sailor’s treasure? A sea captain’s pie (nautical berry pie).
• What pie is a traveler’s adventure? A globe-trotting pie (world map pie).
• What pie is a sculptor’s medium? A marbleized pie (marble pie).
• What pie is a gardener’s dream? A secret garden pie (berry patch pie).
• What pie is a musician’s harmony? A crescendo pie (layered fruit pie).
• What pie is a hiker’s reward? A summit pie (mountain berry).

Getting over with Pie riddles

• What kind of pie can you find in a haunted house?
  Answer: Boo-berry pie!
• What do you call a pie made by a clumsy baker?
  Answer: A pie that’s been “dropped”!
• Why did the pie go to the dentist?
  Answer: Because it needed a filling!
• What’s a pie’s favorite movie genre?
  Answer: Slice-of-life dramas!
• What did the pie say to the pastry chef?
  Answer: “You crust crack me up!”
• How does a mathematician cut a pie?
  Answer: With Pi-r-squared!
• Why did the pie go to school?
  Answer: To get “baked” into shape!
• What’s a pie’s favorite sport?
  Answer: Crust-country skiing!
• What do you get when you cross a snowman with a pie?
  Answer: Frosty the Snow Pie!
• What’s a pie’s favorite type of music?
  Answer: Crust-rock!
• Why was the apple pie a loner?
  Answer: Because it couldn’t find a crusty enough companion!
• How do you fix a broken pie?
  Answer: With a pastry patch!
• What’s a pie’s favorite dance move?
  Answer: The pie-rocket!
• Why did the pie blush?
  Answer: Because it saw the whipped cream!
• What’s a pie’s favorite exercise?
  Answer: Rolling in the dough!
• Why was the cherry pie so cheerful?
  Answer: Because it had a cherry disposition!
• What did the pie say to the fruit filling?
  Answer: “You complete me!”
• Why did the pie go to space?
  Answer: To visit the Milky Way!
• What’s a pie’s favorite board game?
  Answer: Crust-aceanopoly!
• Why did the pie sit on the windowsill?
  Answer: To cool its crust!