- Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had too many problems!
- Q: What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? A: Live stream!
- Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? A: They don’t have the guts!
- Q: How does a penguin build its house? A: Igloos it together!
- Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A blood orange!
- Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes? A: Because they’d crack each other up!
- Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A: Frostbite!
- Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!
- Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? A: Frostbite!
- Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? A: Because they make up everything!
- Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot!
- Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? A: It was two-tired!
- Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick!
- Q: What did one hat say to the other hat? A: You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
- Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award? A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: An impasta!
- Q: What did the traffic light say to the car? A: Don’t look, I’m changing!
- Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one!
- Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland? A: I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus!
Another Funny riddles
- Q: Why did the scarecrow become a successful musician? A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker? A: Frosting!
- Q: Why was the belt arrested? A: For holding up a pair of pants!
- Q: What did the zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt!
- Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!
- Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes? A: Because they’d crack each other up!
- Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A: Frostbite!
- Q: What’s the best time to go to the dentist? A: Tooth-hurty!
- Q: Why was the tomato blushing? A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: An impasta!
- Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? A: Because they make up everything!
- Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot!
- Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? A: It was two-tired!
- Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick!
- Q: What did one hat say to the other hat? A: You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
- Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award? A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An impasta!
- Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? A: They don’t have the guts!
- Q: How does a penguin build its house? A: Igloos it together!
- Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A blood orange!
- Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had too many problems!
- Q: What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? A: Live stream!
- Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? A: They don’t have the guts!
- Q: How does a penguin build its house? A: Igloos it together!
- Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A blood orange!
- Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: It wasn’t peeling well!
- Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? A: Frostbite!
- Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
- Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? A: They don’t have the guts!
- Q: What did one plate say to the other plate? A: Dinner’s on me!
- Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one!
- Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing, they just waved!
- Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick!
- Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award? A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: An impasta!
- Q: What did the traffic light say to the car? A: Don’t look, I’m changing!
- Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had too many problems!
- Q: What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? A: Live stream!
- Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? A: They don’t have the guts!
Getting over with Funny riddles
- What do you call a belt made out of watches?A waist of time!
- Why did the tomato turn red?Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What’s a computer’s favorite snack?Microchips!
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?Because it was two-tired!
- Why was the math book sad?Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call fake spaghetti?An impasta!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frostbite!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?They don’t have the guts!
- Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?Because he was always spotted!
- What did one plate say to the other plate?Dinner is on me!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms?Because they make up everything!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?In case he got a hole in one!
- What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?Sophish-ticated!
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor?Because it was feeling crumbly!
- What did one wall say to the other wall?“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
- Why did the banana go to the doctor?Because it wasn’t peeling well!
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes?Because they’d crack each other up!
- What did one ocean say to the other ocean?Nothing, they just waved!
- Why did the tomato turn into a superhero?Because it wanted to save the world from bad salads!
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