• Q: What email can never be sent?
• A: A stamp.
• Q: What did one email say to the other in a fight?
• A: “You’ve got too much attachment!”
• Q: Why did the email file a police report?
• A: It was a case of cyberbullying.
• Q: What did the email wear to the party?
• A: Its best spam filter!
• Q: Why did the email go to therapy?
• A: It had too many issues.
• Q: What’s an email’s favorite type of music?
• A: Spam rock.
• Q: Why did the email take up gardening?
• A: It wanted to grow attachments.
• Q: What do you call an email that can sing?
• A: A mail-chord.
• Q: How does an email apologize?
• A: It sends a “sorry” attachment.
• Q: Why did the email break up with the inbox?
• A: It needed more space.
• Q: What do you call an email that can dance?
• A: A spam-ba dancer.
• Q: Why did the email go to school?
• A: To improve its attachment skills.
• Q: What’s an email’s favorite movie genre?
• A: Attach-mentary.
• Q: How does an email sign a letter?
• A: Best regards,
• Q: What did one email say to another on Valentine’s Day?
• A: “You’ve got mail-entines!”
• Q: Why did the email refuse to play hide and seek?
• A: It didn’t want to be marked as spam.
• Q: What did the email do at the comedy club?
• A: It sent jokes to the laugh@domain.com.
• Q: How does an email stay in shape?
• A: It does spam-robics.
• Q: Why did the email go to the beach?
• A: It wanted to catch some waves (and attachments).
• Q: What did the email say before going to bed?
• A: “Goodnight, Inbox.”

• Q: Why did the email become an artist?
• A: It wanted to create masterpieces with its attachments.
• Q: How did the email propose?
• A: It sent a “Will you be my Attachment?” message.
• Q: What’s an email’s favorite sport?
• A: Attachment tennis.
• Q: Why did the email go to space?
• A: It wanted to send messages to the extraterrestrial inbox.
• Q: What do you call a nervous email?
• A: A jitter-mail.
• Q: How did the email find a job?
• A: It had an impressive resume-attachment.
• Q: What did the email say to the spam folder?
• A: “Why won’t you ever open up to me?”
• Q: Why did the email take a cooking class?
• A: It wanted to learn how to send the perfect recipe-attachment.
• Q: What’s an email’s favorite dance move?
• A: The attachment shuffle.
• Q: Why did the email go to therapy?
• A: It had too much emotional baggage.
• Q: What did the email say when it won an award?
• A: “I’d like to thank my attachments for their support.”
• Q: Why did the email break up with the calendar?
• A: It felt too restricted by dates.
• Q: How does an email keep its cool?
• A: It uses the spam filter as a chill-pill.
• Q: What’s an email’s favorite subject in school?
• A: Attachment theory.
• Q: Why did the email join a band?
• A: It had a great attachment to music.
• Q: What did one email say to another during a storm?
• A: “I hope we don’t get caught in a data storm.”
• Q: How does an email stay organized?
• A: It uses the folder-cise technique.
• Q: Why did the email go to the gym?
• A: It wanted to improve its attachment size.
• Q: What did the email say to the calendar?
• A: “Let’s schedule some quality time together.”
• Q: Why did the email get a ticket?
• A: It was caught speeding through the information highway.

Another Email riddles

• Q: What has a subject but never goes to school?
  
  A: An email!
• Q: What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
  
  A: An email address!
• Q: What gets shorter as it gets older?
  
  A: The subject line!
• Q: What has an @ but is not a Twitter handle?
  
  A: An email!
• Q: What has a body, but no heart?
  
  A: An email message!
• Q: What never gets tired of delivering messages?
  
  A: An email server!
• Q: What is always in your inbox but never asks for anything?
  
  A: Spam!
• Q: What can you send without ever leaving your chair?
  
  A: An email!
• Q: What flies without wings and can be in your inbox?
  
  A: An email attachment!
• Q: What has a dot but is not a dice?
  
  A: An email address!
• Q: What can be opened but not eaten?
  
  A: An email!
• Q: What has a reply but is not a conversation?
  
  A: An email thread!
• Q: What is full of letters but never says a word?
  
  A: Your inbox!
• Q: What travels at the speed of light but isn’t light?
  
  A: An email!
• Q: What can be flagged but is not on a field?
  
  A: An important email!
• Q: What has a draft but isn’t a chilly breeze?
  
  A: An email draft!
• Q: What is a message but isn’t a messenger?
  
  A: An email!
• Q: What has a signature but is not an autograph?
  
  A: An email signature!
• Q: What is often opened but rarely closed?
  
  A: An email!
• Q: What has a folder but doesn’t contain papers?
  
  A: An email inbox!

• Q: What has keys but can’t open locks?
  
  A: An email keyboard!
• Q: What is full of messages but can’t speak?
  
  A: An email inbox!
• Q: What can be sent with just a click but is not a photograph?
  
  A: An email!
• Q: What has a dot but is not a game of Connect the Dots?
  
  A: An email address!
• Q: What can be marked as important but isn’t an exam?
  
  A: An email flag!
• Q: What has threads but isn’t made of fabric?
  
  A: An email conversation!
• Q: What has a sent folder but can’t move?
  
  A: An email outbox!
• Q: What has a CC but is not a carbon copy?
  
  A: An email copy!
• Q: What can be composed but is not a piece of music?
  
  A: An email draft!
• Q: What is always arriving but never reaches its destination?
  
  A: An email notification!
• Q: What has a trash can but is not garbage?
  
  A: An email bin!
• Q: What can be forwarded but has no physical presence?
  
  A: An email forwarding!
• Q: What has a signature but is not a famous person?
  
  A: An email signature!
• Q: What has an attachment but can’t be a part of an email?
  
  A: An emotional attachment!
• Q: What can be flagged but is not at half-mast?
  
  A: An important email flag!
• Q: What can be sorted but is not laundry?
  
  A: An email filter!
• Q: What is always in the cloud but never brings rain?
  
  A: An email server!
• Q: What is opened daily but is not a store?
  
  A: An email inbox!
• Q: What can be read but has no pages?
  
  A: An email message!
• Q: What can be starred but is not in the sky?
  
  A: An important email!

Getting over with Email riddles

• Q: What has a draft but is not a gust of wind?
  
  A: An email draft!
• Q: What can be marked as unread but has no book?
  
  A: An email!
• Q: What has a mailbox but is not made of metal?
  
  A: An email account!
• Q: What can be deleted but is not a regret?
  
  A: An email!
• Q: What has a subject but is not a school class?
  
  A: An email!
• Q: What can be replied to but is not a question?
  
  A: An email!
• Q: What can be archived but is not history?
  
  A: An email archive!
• Q: What can be encrypted but is not a secret code?
  
  A: An email encryption!
• Q: What can be forwarded but has no address?
  
  A: An email forwarding!
• Q: What has a send button but is not a parcel?
  
  A: An email!
• Q: What can be flagged but is not on a pole?
  
  A: An important email!
• Q: What can be organized but is not an event?
  
  A: An email folder!
• Q: What has a hyperlink but is not on a webpage?
  
  A: An email!
• Q: What has attachments but is not a paperclip?
  
  A: An email!
• Q: What can be filtered but is not a coffee maker?
  
  A: An email filter!
• Q: What has an outbox but is not a store?
  
  A: An email outbox!
• Q: What has signatures but is not an autograph book?
  
  A: An email signature!
• Q: What can be tracked but is not an animal?
  
  A: An email tracking!
• Q: What can be highlighted but is not a marker?
  
  A: An important email!
• Q: What has a sync button but is not a dance move?
  
  A: An email sync!