- Q: What kind of chef can you hire to fix your sink?
- A: A soup-er plumber!
- Q: What did the chef say to the sushi?
- A: Wasa-bae!
- Q: Why did the chef bring a ladder to work?
- A: Because he wanted to reach the highest flavor!
- Q: What’s a chef’s favorite type of exercise?
- A: Marin-ate training!
- Q: Why did the chef always carry a notebook?
- A: To jot down his whisk list!
- Q: What did the chef say to the annoying dough?
- A: You’re kneading to stop!
- Q: How does a chef communicate with a boat?
- A: Using fishnet-coding!
- Q: Why did the chef get promoted?
- A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Q: What do you call a mischievous chef?
- A: A whisk-taker!
- Q: Why did the chef blush in the kitchen?
- A: Because he saw the salad dressing!
- Q: What did the chef say to the unruly pasta?
- A: You’re pasta-tively out of control!
- Q: How does a chef greet a bee?
- A: “Honey, I’m home!”
- Q: What did the chef say to the garlic?
- A: You’re stinking up the joint!
- Q: Why did the chef bring a clock to the kitchen?
- A: To keep track of thyme!
- Q: What did the chef say to the restless dough?
- A: “Chill out, it’s just a rise!”
- Q: What do you call a chef with a cold?
- A: A-chef-co!
- Q: What did the chef say to the tomato?
- A: “Ketchup with you later!”
- Q: Why did the chef become a detective?
- A: He loved a good whisk investigation!
- Q: How did the chef apologize to the burnt bread?
- A: He offered it a toast of reconciliation!
- Q: What do you call a chef who is lost at sea?
- A: A marinara explorer!
- What did the chef say to the rude vegetable?
- Why did the chef bring a ladder to the kitchen?
- What do you call a chef who is always cold?
- Why was the chef upset with the bread?
- What did the chef use to catch a fish?
- Why did the chef go to therapy?
- What did the chef say when the soup was too salty?
- Why did the chef wear a hat in the kitchen?
- What do you call a chef who makes mistakes?
- Why did the chef break up with the frying pan?
- What did the chef say to the burnt pizza?
- Why was the chef always running late?
- What do you call a chef with a great sense of humor?
- Why did the chef refuse to play cards?
- What did the chef say to the moldy cheese?
- Why was the chef always calm under pressure?
- What do you call a chef who loves to travel?
- Why did the chef get a pet snake?
- What did the chef say to the impatient pasta?
- Why did the chef wear sunglasses to the kitchen?
Another Chef riddles
- Why did the chef bring a spoon to the race?
- What did the chef say to the rebellious potato?
- Why did the chef refuse to share the recipe?
- What did the chef say when the saucepan lost its handle?
- Why was the chef afraid to tell jokes?
- What did the chef do when the kitchen caught fire?
- Why did the chef bring a map to the kitchen?
- What did the chef say when the vegetables misbehaved?
- Why was the chef always good at math?
- What did the chef say to the lazy onion?
- Why did the chef refuse to eat dessert?
- What did the chef say to the tired dough?
- Why did the chef bring a magnifying glass to work?
- What did the chef say to the grumpy customer?
- Why did the chef bring a hammer to the kitchen?
- What did the chef say when the oven complained?
- Why was the chef always in a rush?
- What did the chef say to the broken egg?
- Why did the chef refuse to eat spicy food?
- What did the chef say when the salad got cold?
- Why did the chef bring a whisk to the concert?
- What did the chef say to the burnt toast?
- Why was the chef always calm in the kitchen?
- What did the chef say to the grumpy dough?
- Why did the chef refuse to eat the soup?
- What did the chef say to the impatient oven?
- Why was the chef always dressed in white?
- What did the chef say to the stubborn carrot?
- Why did the chef bring a ruler to the kitchen?
- What did the chef say when the sauce spilled?
- Why did the chef refuse to use the dull knife?
- What did the chef say to the noisy blender?
- Why was the chef always experimenting with flavors?
- What did the chef say to the lazy dishwasher?
- Why did the chef refuse to eat fast food?
- What did the chef say when the cake collapsed?
- Why was the chef always organized?
- What did the chef say to the overcooked pasta?
- Why did the chef bring a compass to work?
- What did the chef say to the shy tomato?
Getting over with Chef riddles
- Why did the chef become a musician?
- What did the chef say to the stubborn onion?
- Why did the chef bring a flashlight to the kitchen?
- What did the chef say to the overcooked steak?
- Why was the chef always in a hurry?
- What did the chef say to the noisy blender?
- Why did the chef refuse to use the old spices?
- What did the chef say to the dough that wouldn’t rise?
- Why did the chef bring a calculator to the restaurant?
- What did the chef say to the raw chicken?
- Why was the chef always in demand?
- What did the chef say to the kitchen that was too hot?
- Why did the chef bring a umbrella to the kitchen?
- What did the chef say to the burnt garlic?
- Why was the chef always so precise?
- What did the chef say to the wilted lettuce?
- Why did the chef refuse to use the blunt knives?
- What did the chef say to the impatient customer?
- Why did the chef bring a fan to the kitchen?
- What did the chef say to the expired milk?
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