• What is a bunny’s favorite type of music?
  Answer: Hip-hop!
• What do you call a mischievous egg?
  Answer: A practical yolk-ster!
• Why did the Easter egg hide?
  Answer: It was a little chicken!
• What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
  Answer: Jelly beans!
• Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
  Answer: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
• What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
  Answer: “It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken!”
• What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week?
  Answer: Fry-day!
• What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?
  Answer: A receding hare-line!
• Why was the Easter egg hiding in the computer?
  Answer: It heard it was going to get “cracked” open!
• Why was the Easter egg a great comedian?
  Answer: It had excellent “shell” delivery!
• What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
  Answer: Hot cross bunnies!
• What do you call an egg from outer space?
  Answer: An egg-stra-terrestrial!
• What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
  Answer: Bugs Bunny!
• Why did the Easter egg refuse to fight?
  Answer: It didn’t want to crack under pressure!
• What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?
  Answer: “It’s been nice gnawing you!”
• Why did the Easter egg go to school?
  Answer: To get “eggcated”!
• What do you call a mischievous egg that likes to dance?
  Answer: A boogie-woogie egg!
• Why did the Easter bunny become a comedian?
  Answer: It had a good “hare” day!
• What did the egg say to the refrigerator?
  Answer: “Close the door, I’m dressing!”
• Why did the Easter egg hide in the sports car?
  Answer: It wanted to get a fast getaway!

• Why did the Easter egg wear sunglasses?
  Answer: It didn’t want to be recognized, it was incognito!
• What did the Easter bunny say to the flower?
  Answer: “You’re blooming marvelous!”
• What do you get if you cross an Easter egg with a duck?
  Answer: A quacking good time!
• Why did the Easter bunny hop into the movie theater?
  Answer: It heard the film was egg-citing!
• What did one Easter egg say to the other?
  Answer: “You crack me up!”
• Why did the Easter egg refuse to fight?
  Answer: It didn’t want to get “scrambled”!
• What do you call a rabbit with fleas who loves to sing?
  Answer: A hip-hop-hopper!
• What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
  Answer: A funny bunny!
• Why was the Easter egg wearing a raincoat?
  Answer: It heard the forecast called for egg showers!
• What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot patch?
  Answer: “I’ll be back to nibble on you later!”
• Why did the Easter egg roll down the hill?
  Answer: It was trying to catch up with the Easter bunny!
• What do you call a rabbit who is a detective?
  Answer: An investi-gator!
• Why did the Easter egg go to school?
  Answer: To become egg-ucated!
• What did the Easter bunny bring to the baseball game?
  Answer: His hop-ping skills!
• What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an onion?
  Answer: A bunion!
• Why did the Easter egg hide under the bed?
  Answer: It was afraid of getting “cracked” open too soon!
• What do you call a rabbit who tells secrets?
  Answer: An ear-to-ear whisperer!
• Why was the Easter egg always so tired?
  Answer: It had a hard time keeping up with the bunny’s pace!
• What did the Easter bunny say to the Easter egg when it wouldn’t stop rolling?
  Answer: “You’re on a roll, egg-cellent!”
• Why did the Easter egg join the band?
  Answer: It had perfect “beat” skills!

Another Easter riddles

• Why did the Easter egg break up with the frying pan?
  Answer: It felt too “scrambled” in the relationship!
• What did the Easter bunny say to the flower garden?
  Answer: “You make my heart hop with joy!”
• What do you call a rabbit who paints Easter eggs?
  Answer: An artistro-painter!
• Why did the Easter egg refuse to be painted?
  Answer: It wanted to keep its shell “au naturel”!
• What did the Easter bunny do when it got lost in the forest?
  Answer: It followed its bunny nose!
• What do you call a rabbit with a crown?
  Answer: A king of hare style!
• Why did the Easter egg jump off the counter?
  Answer: It wanted to crack the mystery of gravity!
• What did the Easter bunny say to the chick who couldn’t find its egg?
  Answer: “Don’t worry, I’ll help you hatch a plan!”
• What do you get if you cross an Easter egg with a kangaroo?
  Answer: A hopping good surprise!
• Why did the Easter egg go to the dentist?
  Answer: It needed a filling!
• What do you call a rabbit who loves to skateboard?
  Answer: A ramp-hopper!
• Why did the Easter bunny bring a ladder to the egg hunt?
  Answer: To reach new heights of egg-citement!
• What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
  Answer: “Watch out, things are about to get steamy!”
• Why did the Easter bunny hop into the garden at midnight?
  Answer: It heard the flowers were having a secret party!
• What do you call a rabbit who tells Easter jokes?
  Answer: A hare-larious comedian!
• Why did the Easter egg refuse to play hide and seek?
  Answer: It was tired of hiding in the same old places!
• What do you get when you cross an Easter egg with a magician?
  Answer: Disappearing yolks!
• Why did the Easter bunny wear a watch?
  Answer: To make sure it didn’t miss its hop-pening appointments!
• What do you call a rabbit who delivers Easter baskets?
  Answer: A hop-py courier!
• Why did the Easter egg put on sunscreen?
  Answer: It didn’t want to get sun-baked before the egg hunt!

• Why did the Easter bunny get a ticket?
  Answer: It was caught speeding in its egg-mobile!
• What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
  Answer: “It’s getting hot in here, egg-scape before it’s too late!”
• Why was the Easter bunny late for the egg hunt?
  Answer: It overslept after a long night of egg-stensive preparations!
• What do you call a rabbit who likes to play pranks on Easter?
  Answer: A mischievous cottontail!
• Why did the Easter egg hide in the flowerpot?
  Answer: It wanted to bloom into a surprise!
• What did the Easter bunny say to the snail?
  Answer: “Hop to it, slowpoke, Easter’s almost here!”
• Why did the Easter egg go to school?
  Answer: To learn egg-straordinary things!
• What did one Easter egg say to the other?
  Answer: “You crack me up every time!”
• Why did the Easter bunny wear sneakers?
  Answer: It wanted to stay light on its feet during the egg hunt!
• What do you get when you cross an Easter egg with a flower?
  Answer: A petal-yolk hybrid!
• Why did the Easter egg hide in the mailbox?
  Answer: It wanted to surprise the mail carrier with some egg-stra special delivery!
• What did the Easter bunny say to the egg decorator?
  Answer: “You’re an egg-cellent artist, keep up the good work!”
• Why was the Easter egg feeling blue?
  Answer: It was feeling egg-stremely homesick for the chicken coop!
• What do you call a rabbit who loves to dance on Easter?
  Answer: A bunny with some serious hop moves!
• Why did the Easter egg wear a disguise?
  Answer: It wanted to hide its true identity until Easter morning!
• What did the Easter bunny say to the baby chick?
  Answer: “Don’t worry, little one, I’ll show you the ropes of egg hunting!”
• Why did the Easter egg refuse to share its chocolate?
  Answer: It was egg-tremely possessive of its sweet treasure!
• What did the Easter bunny do when it ran out of carrots?
  Answer: It hopped to the store to stock up for the big day!
• Why did the Easter egg go to the gym?
  Answer: It wanted to get in shape for the egg-lympics!
• What do you call a rabbit who delivers Easter eggs in space?
  Answer: An astro-bunny!

Getting over with Easter riddles

• Why did the Easter egg refuse to leave its nest?
  Answer: It was too shell-shocked to venture out!
• What did the Easter bunny say to the sleepy chick?
  Answer: “Rise and shine, it’s time to hop to it!”
• Why did the Easter egg hide in the flower bed?
  Answer: It wanted to blend in and become a blooming surprise!
• What do you call a rabbit who loves to juggle on Easter?
  Answer: A hare-raising entertainer!
• Why was the Easter bunny hopping backwards?
  Answer: It wanted to keep an eye on its tail!
• What did the Easter egg say to the candy bar?
  Answer: “Let’s stick together for an egg-stra sweet treat!”
• Why did the Easter egg go to the comedy club?
  Answer: It wanted to crack up the audience!
• What do you get when you cross an Easter egg with a pineapple?
  Answer: A tropical surprise!
• Why was the Easter bunny carrying a map?
  Answer: It wanted to make sure it didn’t hop off course during the egg hunt!
• What did the Easter egg say to the chocolate bunny?
  Answer: “You’re so sweet, I can’t resist your charm!”
• Why did the Easter egg jump into the basket?
  Answer: It wanted to be egg-statically reunited with its friends!
• What do you call a rabbit who loves to read on Easter?
  Answer: A book-hopper!
• Why did the Easter bunny cross the road twice?
  Answer: It forgot something on the other side and had to hop back!
• What did the Easter egg say to the rabbit?
  Answer: “You crack me up every time you hop by!”
• Why did the Easter egg roll down the hill?
  Answer: It wanted to have an egg-tremely egg-citing adventure!
• What do you get when you cross an Easter egg with a computer?
  Answer: A byte-sized surprise!
• Why was the Easter bunny carrying a telescope?
  Answer: It wanted to scope out the best hiding spots for the eggs!
• What did the Easter egg say to the basket?
  Answer: “Hold me tight, I’m ready for an egg-venture!”
• Why did the Easter bunny bring a ladder to the egg hunt?
  Answer: It wanted to reach egg-treme heights of fun!
• What do you call a rabbit who loves to paint on Easter?
  Answer: An art-hopist!