• Question: What has fins but can’t swim?
  Answer: A fish tank.
• Question: What is full of holes but still holds water?
  Answer: A sponge.
• Question: What travels around the world but stays in a corner?
  Answer: A stamp on an envelope.
• Question: What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
  Answer: Its shadow.
• Question: What has keys but can’t open locks?
  Answer: A piano.
• Question: What gets wetter as it dries?
  Answer: A towel.
• Question: What has a neck but no head?
  Answer: A bottle.
• Question: What has hands but cannot clap?
  Answer: A clock.
• Question: What has a heart that doesn’t beat?
  Answer: An artichoke.
• Question: What runs but never walks, murmurs but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps?
  Answer: A river.
• Question: What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?
  Answer: A glove.
• Question: What has keys but can’t open locks?
  Answer: A keyboard.
• Question: What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do?
  Answer: Your name.
• Question: What has many teeth but can’t chew?
  Answer: A comb.
• Question: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
  Answer: The letter “M”.
• Question: What has one eye but can’t see?
  Answer: A needle.
• Question: What has a head and a tail but no body?
  Answer: A coin.
• Question: What has a foot but no legs?
  Answer: A ruler.
• Question: What can be cracked, made, told, and played?
  Answer: A joke.
• Question: What can you catch but never throw?
  Answer: A cold.

• Question: What fish is the best at basketball?
  Answer: The dunklefish.
• Question: What sea creature can you always count on?
  Answer: The reliable octopus.
• Question: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
  Answer: Fsh.
• Question: What do you call a fish magician?
  Answer: A wizard of the gills.
• Question: What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
  Answer: “Dam!”
• Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
  Answer: Frostbite.
• Question: What is a fish’s favorite instrument?
  Answer: The bass guitar.
• Question: What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
  Answer: King Neptune.
• Question: What do fish use to make telephone calls?
  Answer: A shell phone.
• Question: What fish is the best detective?
  Answer: Sherlock Holmes the Goldfish.
• Question: What kind of fish is the most musical?
  Answer: The drum fish.
• Question: Why did the fish blush?
  Answer: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
• Question: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
  Answer: Swimming trunks.
• Question: What kind of fish are politicians?
  Answer: Blowfish.
• Question: What did one fish say to the other in the tank?
  Answer: “Do you believe in tankful thinking?”
• Question: Why did the fish go to school?
  Answer: Because it wanted to be a little biter.
• Question: What do you call a fish that’s good with money?
  Answer: A loan shark.
• Question: What fish is the best at math?
  Answer: The arithmetic eel.
• Question: What’s the most musical part of a fish?
  Answer: Its scales.
• Question: What do you call a fish with a tie?
  Answer: SoFISHticated.

Another Aquarium riddles

• What creature in the tank is quite a sight, with vibrant colors that catch the light?
• I’m small and round, with a shiny shell, in the tank, where do I dwell?
• With fins so sleek and scales that gleam, who am I in the aquatic team?
• Though I lack bones, I’m not a jelly, I’m transparent and move oh so freely. What am I?
• In the tank, I’m always on the go, with stripes of black and orange that show. Who am I?
• I’m not a fish, yet in the tank, I swim, with long tentacles that drift on a whim. What creature am I?
• I’m not a plant, but in the tank, I sway, with fronds so delicate, I dance all day. Who or what am I?
• With armor strong, I crawl the ground, in the tank, where am I found?
• I’m not a shark, but I have sharp teeth, in the tank, where do I breathe beneath?
• Though I’m tiny, I’m quite the hunter, in the tank, I’m a stealthy stunner. What am I?
• I’m not a mammal, but I give birth, in the tank, where’s my watery hearth?
• With long whiskers and a tail that’s thin, in the tank, where do I begin?
• I’m not a snail, but I leave a trail, in the tank, where do I prevail?
• Though I’m not a bird, I still take flight, in the tank, where’s my underwater sight?
• With a bulbous head and eyes that glow, in the tank, where do I hide and grow?
• I’m not a plant, but I’m rooted still, in the tank, where do I fulfill my fill?
• With a name that suggests royalty, in the tank, where do I find my loyalty?
• I’m not a fish, but I make a splash, in the tank, where’s my quiet stash?
• I’m not a mammal, but I suckle my young, in the tank, where’s my nursery flung?
• With a long neck and a gentle grace, in the tank, where’s my dwelling place?

• I’m not a fish, but I dance in the water, with frilly limbs, I’m a graceful daughter. What am I?
• Though I’m not a mammal, I give birth to live young, in the tank, where’s my kingdom hung?
• With a shell on my back and a pace quite slow, in the tank, where do I mosey and go?
• I’m not a whale, but I have baleen, in the tank, where’s my underwater scene?
• With a crown of tendrils, I sway and drift, in the tank, where’s my graceful lift?
• Though I’m not a bird, I soar with ease, in the tank, where’s my aquatic breeze?
• I’m not a reptile, but I have a shell, in the tank, where’s my underwater dwell?
• With a nose like a straw and a mouth that sucks, in the tank, where’s my feeding luck?
• Though I’m not a crustacean, I have pinchers strong, in the tank, where do I belong?
• I’m not a star, but I have points to show, in the tank, where’s my glittery glow?
• With fins like wings, I glide with grace, in the tank, where’s my underwater space?
• Though I’m not a mammal, I nurse my brood, in the tank, where’s my parenting mood?
• I’m not a plant, but I sway and bend, in the tank, where do I lend?
• With a body like a torpedo and a mouth that’s wide, in the tank, where do I hide?
• Though I’m not a reptile, I have scales to show, in the tank, where do I go?
• I’m not a jelly, but I have tentacles long, in the tank, where’s my soothing song?
• With a beak like a bird and eyes that gleam, in the tank, where do I dream?
• Though I’m not a mammal, I have fur to boast, in the tank, where’s my cozy coast?
• I’m not a crab, but I scuttle around, in the tank, where am I bound?
• With a tail that flicks and a body that glows, in the tank, where’s my luminous pose?

Getting over with Aquarium riddles

• With tentacles long, I float with ease, in the tank, where do I find my peace?
• Though I’m not a snake, I slither and slide, in the tank, where do I reside?
• I’m not a bird, but I tweet underwater, in the tank, where’s my liquid border?
• With a shell on my back and a head that peeks, in the tank, where’s my hide-and-seek?
• Though I’m not a bird, I have wings to fly, in the tank, where do I lie?
• With a tail that fans and colors bright, in the tank, where’s my home of delight?
• I’m not a mammal, but I nurse my young, in the tank, where’s my cradle hung?
• Though I’m not a bird, I have feathers fine, in the tank, where’s my watery shrine?
• With fins like sails and eyes that gleam, in the tank, where’s my underwater dream?
• I’m not a plant, but I wave with grace, in the tank, where’s my tranquil space?
• Though I’m not a bird, I have a beak, in the tank, where’s my hiding creek?
• With scales that shimmer and tails that twirl, in the tank, where’s my underwater world?
• Though I’m not a reptile, I bask in the light, in the tank, where’s my day and night?
• With a body like a torpedo and fins that spread, in the tank, where’s my cozy bed?
• Though I’m not a mammal, I nurse my young, in the tank, where’s my tender tongue?
• I’m not a star, but I twinkle bright, in the tank, where’s my shining light?
• With a mantle wide and eyes that see, in the tank, where do I roam free?
• Though I’m not a bird, I have wings to soar, in the tank, where’s my ocean floor?
• I’m not a mammal, but I have a pouch, in the tank, where’s my waterside couch?
• With tentacles long and suction cups, in the tank, where’s my gentle sups?