• Question: What has a heart that never beats? Answer: A chili pepper.
• Question: What is full of holes but still holds water? Answer: A Mexican clay pot.
• Question: What is always in front of you but can’t be seen? Answer: Tomorrow’s tortilla.
• Question: What runs around the whole yard without moving? Answer: A Mexican fence lizard.
• Question: What has keys but can’t open locks? Answer: A Mexican accordion.
• Question: What goes up and down but doesn’t move? Answer: A Mexican jumping bean.
• Question: What has a neck but no head? Answer: A bottle of Mexican hot sauce.
• Question: What gets wetter as it dries? Answer: A Mexican reed mat.
• Question: What has many eyes but cannot see? Answer: A Mexican pineapple.
• Question: What starts with ‘t’, ends with ‘t’, and has ‘t’ in it? Answer: A teapot filled with Mexican tea.
• Question: What is as light as a feather, yet even the world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for long? Answer: A gust of wind in the Mexican desert.
• Question: What can travel around the world while staying in a corner? Answer: A stamp on a Mexican postcard.
• Question: What has a thumb and four fingers but is not a hand? Answer: A Mexican mariachi glove.
• Question: What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do? Answer: Your Mexican name.
• Question: What has a head and a tail but no body? Answer: A Mexican coin.
• Question: What gets smaller the more you use it? Answer: A Mexican pencil.
• Question: What has a foot but no legs? Answer: A Mexican ruler.
• Question: What is made of wood but can’t be sawed? Answer: A Mexican guitar melody.
• Question: What has cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water? Answer: A Mexican map.
• Question: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? Answer: The letter ‘m’ in the Mexican language.

• What do you call a Mexican dish that’s always up for a dance?
  Answer: Salsa!
• What do you get when you cross a Mexican meal with a magician?
  Answer: A taco-trick!
• Why did the Mexican take a ladder to the restaurant?
  Answer: Because they heard the food was “a-salsa-ing”!
• What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
  Answer: Carlos!
• What do you call a sleeping Mexican?
  Answer: A “siest-a-naut”!
• Why was the Mexican chef upset?
  Answer: Because someone stole his taco-truck!
• What do you call a Mexican who can’t tell a joke?
  Answer: A “humor-less”!
• What do you call a Mexican dessert that’s also a superhero?
  Answer: Flan-der Woman!
• Why did the Mexican bring a glass of water to the taco stand?
  Answer: In case it got “jalapeño” business!
• What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
  Answer: Jose and Hose B!
• Why did the Mexican bring a ladder to the bar?
  Answer: Because the drinks were on the house!
• What did the Mexican say when his tacos were stolen?
  Answer: “That’s nacho problem!”
• Why did the Mexican wrestler bring his guitar to the ring?
  Answer: He wanted to start a “rock-taco” band!
• What do you call a Mexican who’s also a superhero?
  Answer: The “Avocad-o Man”!
• Why did the Mexican chef get promoted?
  Answer: Because he was the “taco-boss”!
• What did the Mexican say to his ex-girlfriend?
  Answer: “You’re the guac to my taco, but I’m nacho man!”
• Why did the Mexican bring a pencil to the burrito stand?
  Answer: To “sketch-up” his order!
• What did the Mexican tomato say to the onion?
  Answer: “You’re making me “salsa” tears!”
• Why did the Mexican go to art school?
  Answer: Because he wanted to learn how to draw “salsa-paintings”!
• What do you call a Mexican cow that plays guitar?
  Answer: A “moo-sician”!

Another Mexican riddles

• What kind of bean never grows in a garden, yet is always welcome at a Mexican feast?
• What do you call a Mexican food that’s always ready to give you a lift?
• What’s the favorite Mexican dessert of mathematicians?
• What do you call a Mexican vegetable that plays music?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of footwear?
• What do you call a tortilla that can play hide and seek?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of music to dance to?
• What do you call a spicy Mexican superhero?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite fruit to take on a journey?
• What do you call a Mexican magician?
• What’s the fastest food in Mexico?
• What do you call a Mexican cheese that loves to tell jokes?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite game to play at the beach?
• What do you call a Mexican dessert that’s always in a hurry?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of hat to wear?
• What do you call a Mexican pepper that’s afraid of the dark?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite way to greet people?
• What do you call a Mexican fish that knows karate?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite animal to have as a pet?
• What do you call a Mexican vegetable that’s good at math?

• What do you call a Mexican dish that’s always up for a challenge?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of bean for making music?
• What do you call a Mexican vegetable that’s always dressed in layers?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite way to keep time?
• What do you call a Mexican sauce that’s known for its smooth moves?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of bird to have as a pet?
• What do you call a Mexican dessert that’s good at telling stories?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of tree to climb?
• What do you call a Mexican fruit that’s full of surprises?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of music to listen to while cooking?
• What do you call a Mexican dish that’s always a hit at parties?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite way to travel through the desert?
• What do you call a Mexican spice that’s always on fire?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of flower to give as a gift?
• What do you call a Mexican snack that’s full of energy?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of hat to wear in the rain?
• What do you call a Mexican dish that’s always ready for a fiesta?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite way to relax after a long day?
• What do you call a Mexican vegetable that’s good at telling jokes?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of music to listen to while driving?

Getting over with Mexican riddles

• What do you call a Mexican dish that’s always ready for a party?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of bean for making soup?
• What do you call a Mexican vegetable that’s a master of disguise?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite way to spice up a conversation?
• What do you call a Mexican sauce that’s known for its bold flavor?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of bird to watch from their window?
• What do you call a Mexican dessert that’s as sweet as can be?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of tree for providing shade?
• What do you call a Mexican fruit that’s always dressed to impress?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of music to dance to at weddings?
• What do you call a Mexican dish that’s a true work of art?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite way to cool off on a hot day?
• What do you call a Mexican spice that adds a kick to any dish?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of flower to decorate with?
• What do you call a Mexican snack that’s perfect for sharing?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of hat to wear on a sunny day?
• What do you call a Mexican dish that’s guaranteed to make you smile?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite way to celebrate a special occasion?
• What do you call a Mexican vegetable that’s always in the spotlight?
• What’s a Mexican’s favorite type of music to listen to while relaxing?