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Assassin riddles

Assassin riddles

Q: I strike from the shadows, swift and unseen. Who am I? A: The Whispering Blade. less Copy code Q: What is my domain, where silence reigns supreme and secrets ...

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Edwin riddles

Edwin riddles

What belongs to you but is used more by others? (Answer: Your name – Edwin) What starts with “e,” ends with “n,” and has a “dwi” in the middle? (Answer: ...

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Smart riddles

Smart riddles

What has keys but can’t open locks? I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. What am I? What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but ...

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Jail riddles

Jail riddles

Question: What has keys but can’t open locks? Answer: A piano in the prison’s music room. Question: What travels around the jail but never leaves its cell? Answer: The rumor ...

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Loafer riddles

Loafer riddles

1. I’m a sleek cover for your sole, but what am I? 2. What sits without a throne, yet fits snugly on your foot? 3. What’s a wanderer’s favorite footwear? ...

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Business riddles

Business riddles

Question: What has keys but can’t open locks?Answer: A spreadsheet. Question: What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?Answer: A stamp. Question: What has a neck but ...

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Knack riddles

Knack riddles

Question: I can be cracked, made, or found, yet I’m never bound. What am I? Answer: A knack for creativity. Question: I’m weightless but can tip the scales of decision. ...

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Cpa riddles

Cpa riddles

Question: What profession balances the books with finesse, ensuring every penny finds its place? Answer: CPA Question: What financial wizard holds the keys to unlocking the mysteries of tax codes ...

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Bacon riddles

Bacon riddles

What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop! Why did the bacon go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit cured. What did one bacon ...

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Carpenter riddles

Carpenter riddles

Question: What tool does a carpenter use to make straight cuts in wood? Answer: A handsaw. Question: What object holds the key to a carpenter’s precise measurements? Answer: A tape ...

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Addict riddles

Addict riddles

Question: What is always in a hurry but never gets anywhere? Answer: A caffeine addict. Question: What has a bottomless pit but never gets full? Answer: An insatiable desire, like ...

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Chicharito riddles

Chicharito riddles

Q: What do you call it when Chicharito plays hide and seek? A: Goal-ding! Q: Why did Chicharito bring a ladder to the football match? A: To reach new heights ...

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Jew riddles

Jew riddles

Question: What belongs to you but others use it more? Answer: Your name. Question: What can travel around the world while staying in a corner? Answer: A stamp. Question: What ...

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Therapy riddles

Therapy riddles

Q: What do you call it when a therapist becomes a magician? A: Trans-formation. Q: What’s a therapist’s favorite type of humor? A: Freudian slips. Q: What’s the therapist’s favorite ...

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Midget riddles

Midget riddles

Q: What do you call a midget fortune teller who escapes from prison? A: A small medium at large. Q: Why don’t midgets ever get lost? A: Because they always ...

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Bathroom riddles

Bathroom riddles

What has a seat but can’t sit? (Toilet) What gets wetter as it dries? (Towel) What runs without legs? (Water in a faucet) What can you fill with empty hands? ...

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Scissor riddles

Scissor riddles

Question: What has two sharp ends but cannot cut anything? Answer: A pair of closed scissors. Question: What object has blades but doesn’t slice? Answer: A pair of scissors without ...

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Bar riddles

Bar riddles

What has keys but can’t open locks? (A piano) What is always in front of you but can’t be seen? (The future) What comes once in a minute, twice in ...

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Pesto riddles

Pesto riddles

Question: What do you call a basil leaf’s favorite dance move?Answer: The Pesto-rito! Question: What’s a basil’s favorite game?Answer: Pesto Hide and Seek! Question: What did the pesto say to ...

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Headwear riddles

Headwear riddles

1. I sit upon your head, round and tall, shielding you from the sun’s bright call. What am I? 2. I’m not a hat, nor a cap, but a crown ...

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Plumber riddles

Plumber riddles

Question: What did the plumber say to the leaky faucet? Answer: “Stop dripping and start cooperating!” Question: What tool does a plumber use to dance? Answer: The pipe wrench – ...

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Zoologist riddles

Zoologist riddles

Question: What do you call a zoologist who can communicate with insects?Answer: An entomo-linguist! Question: What tool does a zoologist use to measure the mood of a grumpy bear?Answer: A ...

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Intern riddles

Intern riddles

Question: What’s an intern’s favorite punctuation mark? Answer: The “semicolon”, because it’s always eager to learn and connect! Question: What do interns use to fix computer bugs? Answer: Their “debugging” ...

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Hair riddles

Hair riddles

Q: I’m a crown without a king, a cascade without a spring. What am I? A: A waterfall of hair. Q: I’m spun without a loom, a web without a ...

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Clown riddles

Clown riddles

What has a red nose, a big smile, and loves to perform tricks? (A clown) What wears oversized shoes, colorful clothes, and can juggle balls with ease? (A clown) What ...

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Couch riddles

Couch riddles

What has arms but can’t hold anything, a back but can’t lean on anything, and a seat but can’t be sat on? What piece of furniture is known for its ...

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Beret riddles

Beret riddles

Q: What sits atop a poet’s crown, a symbol of artistic renown?A: A beret, where inspiration is found. Q: What accessory makes fashionistas swoon, worn jauntily under the moon?A: A ...

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Bowling riddles

Bowling riddles

Q: What is always at the center of attention on the bowling alley? A: The pins! Q: What goes down but never stays down on the bowling lane? A: The ...

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Spy riddles

Spy riddles

Question: What has keys but can’t open locks?Answer: A spy’s codebook. Question: What travels around the world while staying in a corner?Answer: Secret intelligence. Question: I speak without a mouth ...

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Tie riddles

Tie riddles

What has a knot but isn’t a boat? (A tie) What accessory can make a suit complete, without being a belt or a shoe? (A tie) What hangs around a ...

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Corp riddles

Corp riddles

Question: I am the bridge between ambition and reality, the currency of dreams. What am I? Answer: Opportunity Question: I am where deals are sealed and fortunes are made, yet ...

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Accounting riddles

Accounting riddles

Why was the accountant always cool under pressure? Because they had a high tolerance for assets! What do you call an accountant who loves to travel? A nomadic net income ...

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Restaurant riddles

Restaurant riddles

Question: What kind of restaurant only serves left-handed people? Answer: A southpaw café. Question: What restaurant is always busy but never serves food? Answer: The Waiting Room Diner. Question: What ...

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Construction riddles

Construction riddles

Question: What building has the most stories?Answer: The library, because it holds countless tales! Question: What tool can you always rely on when constructing a joke?Answer: A punchline! Question: What ...

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Badge riddles

Badge riddles

Question: I am shiny and small, yet hold great power. What am I? Answer: A badge Question: I am worn with pride, a mark of achievement. What might I be? ...

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Collar riddles

Collar riddles

Question: What has a collar but can’t bark? Answer: A shirt. Question: What collar can you wear but never take off? Answer: A smile. Question: What collar is often found ...

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Madeline riddles

Madeline riddles

What has a crown of curls and a heart full of dreams? Madeline! Who wears bravery as her cloak and curiosity as her guide? Madeline! Who treads where others fear, ...

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Electrician riddles

Electrician riddles

Q: What did the electrician say when he solved a challenging problem? A: “Watt a brilliant solution!” Q: Why did the electrician always carry a pencil? A: To draw his ...

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Battleship riddles

Battleship riddles

What ship is always ready to engage in a naval duel? Answer: A battleship. Which vessel is like a fortress on the waves, armed to the teeth? Answer: A battleship. ...

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Marketing riddles

Marketing riddles

Q: What kind of marketing strategy is always on the move? A: Mobile marketing! Q: What marketing tactic is like a good book? A: Storytelling marketing! Q: What’s the marketer’s ...

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Flour riddles

Flour riddles

What kind of flour is always in trouble? Answer: Self-raising flour! Which flour loves to dance? Answer: All-purpose flour—it’s versatile on the dance floor! What flour is always on time? ...

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Nikki riddles

Nikki riddles

What name sounds sweet but holds a mystery? Answer: Nikki Who’s the girl with charm so fine, In whose name do many secrets entwine? Answer: Nikolina Which name means victory, ...

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Nugget riddles

Nugget riddles

Q: What’s small, but mighty, a bite-sized delight?A: A nugget! Q: I’m crispy on the outside, tender within, what am I?A: A golden nugget! Q: I’m a savory surprise, a ...

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Lumberjack riddles

Lumberjack riddles

Question: What tool does a lumberjack use to communicate? Answer: His tree-phone! Question: Why did the lumberjack bring a ladder into the forest? Answer: To take his career to new ...

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Nurse riddles

Nurse riddles

Q: What is a nurse’s favorite type of music? A: The beat of a healthy heart. Q: What object do nurses always carry, yet never touch? A: A stethoscope. Q: ...

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Deli riddles

Deli riddles

Question: What deli delight loves to wrap itself in a cozy blanket? Answer: A snug salami! Question: What kind of cheese is made backward? Answer: Edam (Made spelled backwards)! Question: ...

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User riddles

User riddles

Question: I am a digital nomad, traversing realms with ease. What am I? Answer: User Question: I navigate the matrix with a click and a tap. Who am I? Answer: ...

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Dj riddles

Dj riddles

Q: What kind of DJ never plays music?A: A silent disc jockey. Q: Why did the DJ bring a ladder to the party?A: To reach the high notes! Q: What ...

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Adult riddles

Adult riddles

Question: What has keys but can’t open locks? Answer: A piano. Question: What has a heart but no other organs? Answer: A deck of cards. Another Adult riddles Question: What ...

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Chief riddles

Chief riddles

What is the chief’s favorite room in the house, but never has any walls? What chief can you always find at the end of a rainbow? What chief is the ...

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Hospital riddles

Hospital riddles

Riddle 1: What has keys but can’t open locks in a hospital? Answer: A piano in the lobby. Riddle 2: What can travel around the world while staying in a ...

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Rottweiler riddles

Rottweiler riddles

Q: What kind of jewelry does a Rottweiler wear? A: Collar-bones! Q: Why did the Rottweiler bring a ladder to the dog park? A: To reach new heights in fetch! ...

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Ballbusting riddles

Ballbusting riddles

Q: What did the soccer ball say to the face? A: “Sorry, I didn’t mean to be such a kicker!” Q: Why did the basketball blush? A: Because it was ...

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Judge riddles

Judge riddles

Question: What has a face but cannot see, hands but cannot touch, and judges without speaking? Answer: A clock. Question: I can bring joy or cause sorrow, reveal truth or ...

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Mechanic riddles

Mechanic riddles

Question: What runs without ever needing legs?Answer: A well-oiled machine. Question: I have keys but no locks. I have a switch but no electricity. What am I?Answer: A toolset. Question: ...

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Gouda riddles

Gouda riddles

What kind of cheese is always on time? Gouda, because it’s never late! Why did the cheese go to school? To get grated in Gouda-cation! What did the Gouda cheese ...

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Herder riddles

Herder riddles

Question: What do herders use to count their sheep? Answer: Their “fleecy” calculator! Question: Why did the herder bring a ladder to the field? Answer: To reach the “top” of ...

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Baywatch riddles

Baywatch riddles

Question: What can travel across the ocean without ever getting wet? Answer: A Baywatch lifeguard’s watchful gaze. Question: What runs but never tires, patrolling the sandy shores? Answer: The shadow ...

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Guesser riddles

Guesser riddles

I am the whisper in the wind, the echo in the night. What am I? (Answer: Guesser) I am the silent companion on your quest for truth, the shadow in ...

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Graduation riddles

Graduation riddles

Question: What is thrown into the air but never comes back down during graduation?Answer: Hopes and dreams. Question: What is the favorite part of a computer during graduation?Answer: The byte ...

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Raymond riddles

Raymond riddles

Question: What’s the name of the genius who solves mysteries in a flash? Answer: Ray Mind! Question: Who’s the maestro of unraveling tangled knots of logic? Answer: Raymond Riddlemeister! Question: ...

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Redneck riddles

Redneck riddles

Q: What do you call a redneck’s favorite utensil? A: Hickory fork. Q: What did the redneck say to his lawnmower? A: “You’re reel-y a cut above the rest!” Q: ...

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Teacher riddles

Teacher riddles

Question: What type of teacher is always on a diet? Answer: A math teacher because they’re always dividing! Question: What did the English teacher say to the student who couldn’t ...

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Lady riddles

Lady riddles

Question: What is a lady’s favorite type of music? Answer: High-heel harmony. Question: What does a lady wear in her ears but never listens to? Answer: Earrings. Question: What is ...

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Job riddles

Job riddles

What job is a master of disguise, hiding in plain sight, yet always sought after? Answer: A spy. What job requires a delicate touch, crafting dreams from strands of imagination? ...

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Belt riddles

Belt riddles

Question: What accessory holds up your pants and never asks for gratitude? Answer: A humble belt. Question: What attire cinches the title of the unsung hero of fashion? Answer: The ...

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Milkshake riddles

Milkshake riddles

What do you call a frozen treat that’s also a swift mover? A milkshake! What swirls in a cup, bringing all the flavors to the yard? A milkshake! What’s the ...

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Acting riddles

Acting riddles

Question: What has a stage but no audience? Answer: A rehearsal. Question: What can make you laugh, cry, or feel afraid without saying a word? Answer: A skilled actor. Question: ...

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Artificer riddles

Artificer riddles

Question: What tool do artificers wield to shape both metal and mind? Answer: The hammer of invention. Question: What potion do artificers concoct to breathe life into their creations? Answer: ...

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Boss riddles

Boss riddles

Question: What kind of boss is always on time? Answer: A clock-in boss. Question: What kind of boss never gets lost? Answer: A GPS boss. Question: What kind of boss ...

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Cap riddles

Cap riddles

Question: I cover your head, but I’m not a helmet. What am I? Answer: A cap. Question: I come in many colors, yet I’m not a rainbow. What am I? ...

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Interview riddles

Interview riddles

Question: I have keys but no locks, and I enter but never leave. What am I?Answer: A keyboard during a virtual interview. Question: What starts with “e” and ends with ...

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Stripper riddles

Stripper riddles

Q: What can sway to the rhythm of desire yet never lose its allure? A: A stripper’s tantalizing gaze. Q: What dances on air, clothed in shadows and whispers? A: ...

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Law riddles

Law riddles

Q: What do you call a document that’s always in trouble with the law?A: Criminally charged paper. less Copy code Q: Why did the legal pad go to therapy?A: It ...

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Homeless riddles

Homeless riddles

What has keys but can’t open doors? (A piano on the street) What is full of holes but still holds water? (A bucket with cracks, carried by the homeless) What ...

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David riddles

David riddles

Question: What does David use to cut trees in half?Answer: His saw-vel. Question: What did David say to the nervous gardener?Answer: “Just leaf it to me.” Question: What’s David’s favorite ...

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Accountant riddles

Accountant riddles

Question: What did the accountant say to the missing pencil?Answer: “You can’t run, but you can hide your point!” Question: Why did the accountant bring a ladder to work?Answer: Because ...

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Tutor riddles

Tutor riddles

Question: What starts with T, ends with R, and is filled with knowledge? Answer: Tutor Question: What is the favorite subject of a wise owl? Answer: Tutoring Question: What is ...

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Man riddles

Man riddles

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, and has a head but never weeps? (A river) What has keys ...

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Pizza riddles

Pizza riddles

Q: What did the pizza say when it couldn’t find its topping? A: “I’ve been topped out!” Q: What do you call a sleeping pizza? A: A “doughze”! Q: Why ...

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Shovel riddles

Shovel riddles

What has a handle but is not a door, and digs in the ground forevermore? I’m not alive, but I can break ground. What am I? What tool can help ...

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Eggroll riddles

Eggroll riddles

Q: What do you call an eggroll’s favorite dance move? A: The Crisp-and-Dip! Q: Why did the eggroll go to school? A: To get egg-ducation! Q: What did the eggroll ...

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Nursing riddles

Nursing riddles

Q: What runs but never walks, murmurs but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps? A: A hospital. less Copy code Q: I can be filled, but I’m never ...

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Barista riddles

Barista riddles

Question: What do you call a barista who can juggle cups effortlessly?Answer: A brew-tender! Question: Why did the espresso file a police report?Answer: It got mugged! Question: What did the ...

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Massage riddles

Massage riddles

Question: What gets tighter as it’s massaged but releases tension when stretched? Answer: A muscle Question: What has hands but can’t clap, yet brings relief with every tap? Answer: A ...

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Political riddles

Political riddles

Q: What political figure is always lost? A: The wandering policy. Q: What’s the politician’s favorite type of math? A: Algebra, because they love finding ‘X’ without definite answers. Q: ...

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Trump riddles

Trump riddles

Question: What’s the one thing Trump can never buy? Answer: Humility. Question: What did Trump say to the mirror? Answer: “You’re hired.” Question: What’s Trump’s favorite type of music? Answer: ...

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Baker riddles

Baker riddles

Q: What do bakers use to make their bread rise?A: Yeast, the silent leavening agent! Q: What did the gingerbread man say to the baker?A: “You really knead me!” Q: ...

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Bald riddles

Bald riddles

Q: What is always on the head of the hairless? A: Thoughts, for their minds shine instead. Q: What loses its locks but gains wisdom? A: A balding philosopher. Q: ...

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Prostitution riddles

Prostitution riddles

Q: What gets passed around more than a secret in a brothel? A: A counterfeit bill. Q: What’s the only job where getting screwed is part of the deal? A: ...

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Scythe riddles

Scythe riddles

Question: What has a blade but never cuts a deal? Answer: A scythe, reaping what it may. Question: What whispers in fields, yet speaks volumes in silence? Answer: The humble ...

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Office riddles

Office riddles

Question: I have keys but can’t open any locks. What am I? Answer: A keyboard. Question: I have hands but cannot clap. What am I? Answer: A clock. Question: I ...

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Court riddles

Court riddles

Question: What has keys but can’t open locks? Answer: A court case. php Copy code Question: What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and ...

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Beard riddles

Beard riddles

What grows long and thick, yet isn’t a stick? What hides your chin, but isn’t a sin? What can be bushy or neat, but isn’t a street? What can be ...

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Hacker riddles

Hacker riddles

Q: What key can open any digital lock? A: The elusive algorithmic skeleton key. Q: What do hackers eat for breakfast? A: Bits and bytes with a side of encrypted ...

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Goubuli riddles

Goubuli riddles

What is always filled, yet never satisfied? (Answer: A Goubuli bun) What is round and fluffy, but not a cloud? (Answer: A steamed Goubuli bun) What is white and soft ...

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Resume riddles

Resume riddles

Question: I’m a document with a story to tell, yet I have no voice. What am I? Answer: A resume. Question: I’m a snapshot of your professional journey, but I’m ...

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Hand riddles

Hand riddles

Question: I have five fingers but cannot grasp. What am I? Answer: A glove. Question: What has a thumb and four fingers but cannot hold anything? Answer: A hand puppet. ...

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Samurai riddles

Samurai riddles

Question: I am swift as the wind, yet I strike with precision. Who am I? Answer: The blade of a samurai sword. Question: I am as swift as the falcon’s ...

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Shepherd riddles

Shepherd riddles

Question: What tool does the shepherd use to guide the flock? Answer: The crook. Question: What do you call a shepherd’s trusted canine companion? Answer: A sheepdog. Question: What do ...

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