• Question: What kind of wine is made with a magic touch? Answer: Char-donnay
• Question: What do you call a wine that’s afraid of the dark? Answer: Merlot-in-the-dark
• Question: What wine do ghosts love to drink? Answer: Boo-rgundy
• Question: What’s a wine’s favorite type of movie? Answer: A cabernet thriller
• Question: Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Answer: Because it ran out of juice!
• Question: What do you call a bear with no teeth? Answer: A gummy bear! (Good wine pairs with humor)
• Question: What’s a vampire’s favorite type of wine? Answer: Blood Merlot
• Question: What do you call a wine lover’s rock band? Answer: The Rolling Casks
• Question: Why was the wine stressed out? Answer: It had too many tannins
• Question: How does a grape get to work? Answer: By wine-ing
• Question: What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine
• Question: What do you call a bear who loves wine? Answer: A wino bear
• Question: What did one grape say to the other grape? Answer: Nothing, grapes can’t talk!
• Question: What do you call a crate of ducklings sipping wine? Answer: A box of quackers
• Question: What’s a wine’s favorite kind of fruit? Answer: Anything it can ferment
• Question: Why did the grape go out with the raisin? Answer: Because it couldn’t find a date!
• Question: Why was the wine glass always empty? Answer: It had a poor pour-er
• Question: What’s a wine’s favorite bedtime story? Answer: The Grape Gatsby
• Question: What do you call a wine that’s not dry nor sweet? Answer: A grape compromise
• Question: Why was the wine bottle tired? Answer: It had too many long days in the cellar

• Question: What’s a wine’s favorite type of music? Answer: Barrelhouse blues
• Question: Why did the grape refuse to be crushed? Answer: It didn’t want to be in a jam
• Question: What do you call a wine with a sense of humor? Answer: A riesling comedian
• Question: What’s a grape’s favorite TV show? Answer: The Grape British Bake Off
• Question: Why was the wine bottle always happy? Answer: It was filled with joy
• Question: What do you call a wine that’s always late? Answer: Chardon-nay-never
• Question: What did the grape say to the winemaker? Answer: Stop wine-ing, and let’s ferment!
• Question: Why did the wine break up with the cork? Answer: It couldn’t handle the pressure
• Question: What did the grape say to the foot? Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine
• Question: What’s a wine’s favorite part of a meal? Answer: The pourformance
• Question: What’s a wine’s favorite kind of shoe? Answer: Stiletto grapes
• Question: What do you call a wine expert’s cat? Answer: A purr-secco
• Question: Why did the grape go to school? Answer: To get a little juice-education
• Question: What do you call a wine that never gives up? Answer: Perseverance Pinot
• Question: What’s a wine’s favorite sport? Answer: Grape-hockey
• Question: Why did the grape get hired at the winery? Answer: It had a great sense of vine-terview
• Question: What do you call a wine that’s too sweet? Answer: Saccharine Syrah
• Question: Why did the grape leave the party early? Answer: It ran out of juice!
• Question: What’s a wine’s favorite type of tree? Answer: A grapevine
• Question: Why did the wine blush? Answer: Because it saw the grape peel

Another Wine riddles

• Question: What’s a wine’s favorite game to play? Answer: Hide and Shiraz
• Question: Why was the wine glass feeling lonely? Answer: It was a little pour thing
• Question: What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine
• Question: Why did the grape break up with the vine? Answer: It was tired of being so clingy
• Question: What do you call a wine that’s feeling under the weather? Answer: A little Merlot-dramatic
• Question: Why did the grape go to the doctor? Answer: It was feeling a little winey
• Question: What’s a wine’s favorite outdoor activity? Answer: Grape stomping
• Question: What did the grape say to the glass of wine? Answer: “Don’t wine about it!”
• Question: What do you call a grape who’s about to graduate? Answer: A vine student
• Question: What’s a wine’s favorite type of weather? Answer: Chardonnay-sunny
• Question: Why did the grape get a promotion? Answer: It was the cream of the grape crop
• Question: What’s a wine’s favorite kind of cheese? Answer: Brie-zo
• Question: Why did the grape refuse to ferment? Answer: It had too much self-control
• Question: What do you call a wine that’s not afraid to speak its mind? Answer: Bold and outspoken
• Question: What’s a wine’s favorite dance move? Answer: The grapevine shuffle
• Question: Why did the grape go to the party alone? Answer: Because it couldn’t find a good pear
• Question: What did the grape say when it got squeezed? Answer: “Ouch, you’re crushing it!”
• Question: What do you call a wine with a magnetic personality? Answer: Charismatic Cabernet
• Question: Why was the wine bottle sad? Answer: It lost its corking partner
• Question: What’s a wine’s favorite holiday? Answer: New Year’s Wine

• What do you call a grape that can sing?
  
  A melo-grape!
• Why did the wine go to therapy?
  
  It had too many bottled-up emotions!
• What’s a grape’s favorite type of movie?
  
  A suspense thriller – it keeps them on the edge of the vine!
• How does a grape answer the phone?
  
  “Hello, is it wine you’re looking for?”
• What did the grape say after being stepped on?
  
  Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
• Why did the wine lover break up with their partner?
  
  They had too many unresolved pourblems!
• What’s a grape’s favorite exercise?
  
  The grapevine!
• Why did the wine bottle apply for a job?
  
  It wanted to get corked in a professional environment!
• What do you call a sad bottle of wine?
  
  A weinie!
• How does a wine critic answer the door?
  
  “Come in, but only if you have good taste!”
• What did the grape say to the wine press?
  
  “Stop crushing my dreams!”
• Why did the wine refuse to share its secrets?
  
  It was afraid of spilling the beans!
• What’s a wine’s favorite party game?
  
  Spin the bottle!
• How does a wine apologize?
  
  It says, “I made a pour decision!”
• Why did the grape turn red?
  
  It saw the wine and blushed!
• What’s a wine’s favorite type of music?
  
  Anything with a good beat!
• What did the grape say to the wine glass?
  
  “You’re looking grape today!”
• How does a wine describe itself on a dating profile?
  
  “Aged to perfection and full-bodied!”
• What did one wine glass say to the other?
  
  “Let’s stick together – we make a great pour!”
• Why did the wine bottle go to school?
  
  It wanted to be well-rounded!

Getting over with Wine riddles

• Why did the grape refuse to play hide and seek?
  
  Because it knew it would always be wine-ding!
• How does wine communicate with each other?
  
  Through the grape-vine!
• What’s a grape’s favorite subject in school?
  
  History – it loves learning about its wine ancestors!
• Why did the wine glass file a police report?
  
  It got shattered during a break-in!
• What’s a wine’s favorite type of weather?
  
  Chardonnay-sunny!
• What did the grape say to its neighbor?
  
  “Stop whining and start wining!”
• How does a wine bottle answer the phone?
  
  “Cellar, it’s for you!”
• What’s a wine’s favorite game at a party?
  
  Corkscrew charades!
• Why did the wine bottle get a promotion?
  
  It had a sparkling personality!
• What did the grape say to the wine taster?
  
  “I’ve got nothing to wine about!”
• How does wine greet its friends?
  
  With a “Merlot of love”!
• What’s a wine’s favorite holiday?
  
  Cabernet-Valentine’s Day!
• Why did the grape get a ticket?
  
  It was caught doing a wine-and-run!
• How does wine describe its favorite book?
  
  A real page-turner!
• What’s a wine’s favorite sport?
  
  Grape volleyball – they love to serve and volley!
• Why did the wine bottle go to therapy?
  
  It had too many unresolved issues with its cork!
• What did the grape say to the wine glass that broke?
  
  “You really shattered my expectations!”
• Why did the wine go to the gym?
  
  It wanted to get more body!
• How does a wine bottle stay fit?
  
  It does a lot of Mer-lot of squats!
• What’s a grape’s favorite type of transportation?
  
  The winemobile!