• Question: What do you call a fruit that’s always calm?
  Answer: A zen-gine.
• Question: What kind of beans never need to be watered?
  Answer: Digital beans.
• Question: What’s the tofu’s favorite kind of music?
  Answer: Beets per minute.
• Question: What do you get when you cross a cow with a bean?
  Answer: Mootritional goodness.
• Question: What vegetable is the best at solving mysteries?
  Answer: Sherlockoli.
• Question: Why did the tomato turn red?
  Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
• Question: What’s the avocado’s favorite movie genre?
  Answer: Guac and roll.
• Question: What did the vegan cheese say to the cheddar?
  Answer: “You’re not my type, dairy much.”
• Question: Why was the mushroom invited to all the parties?
  Answer: Because he was a fungi.
• Question: What’s a vegan’s favorite footwear?
  Answer: Broc-collie shoes.
• Question: What’s the most musical fruit?
  Answer: A ukul-elemon.
• Question: What’s a vegan zombie’s favorite food?
  Answer: Grains, brains, and gains.
• Question: What do you call a vegan Viking?
  Answer: A soysage warrior.
• Question: Why did the vegan refuse to eat the beans?
  Answer: Because they were a little too “corny.”
• Question: What’s a vegan’s favorite part of a plant?
  Answer: The root of all deliciousness.
• Question: What’s a potato’s favorite mode of transportation?
  Answer: A tater-totter.
• Question: What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
  Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
• Question: What’s a vegan vampire’s least favorite food?
  Answer: Steak through the heart.
• Question: Why did the tofu go to therapy?
  Answer: To deal with its existential soy-sis.
• Question: Why did the carrot break up with the broccoli?
  Answer: Because it was getting too stalky.

• What do you call a vegetable that’s always happy?
• Why did the vegan break up with their spice rack?
• What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
• What do you get when you cross a vegan with a computer?
• Why did the tomato turn red?
• What’s a vegan’s favorite type of math?
• Why was the vegan astronaut disappointed?
• What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
• What’s a vegan’s favorite part of a joke?
• Why did the vegan go to jail?
• What’s a vegan’s favorite type of music?
• What’s a vegan’s favorite kind of seafood?
• Why don’t vegans play hide and seek with carrots?
• What’s a vegan’s favorite instrument?
• What did one vegan say to the other vegan at the salad bar?
• Why did the tofu refuse to fight?
• What’s a vegan’s favorite way to travel?
• Why did the vegan bring a ladder to the grocery store?
• What do you call a vegan at a barbecue?
• Why did the vegan go to art school?

Another Vegan riddles

• What do you call a fruit that loves to meditate?
• Answer: A Zen-gerine.

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• What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a detective?
• Answer: An eggplant that can solve mysteries – a Sherlockoli.
• What’s a vegan’s favorite type of arithmetic?
• Answer: Plant division.
• What did the vegan say to the farmer who offered him honey?
• Answer: “No thanks, I’m not a bee-leiver in exploiting animals.”
• What do you call a vegan dinosaur?
• Answer: A bronto-herbivore.
• Why did the tomato turn red?
• Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!
• What do you call a vegetable that’s famous for its magic tricks?
• Answer: A carrot-ist.
• Why did the tofu refuse to fight?
• Answer: It didn’t want to be part of a meaty conflict.
• What do you get when you cross a vegan with a computer?
• Answer: Someone who refuses to download anything with meat files.
• Why don’t vegans ever play hide and seek with animals?
• Answer: Because good luck hiding from their conscience.
• What do you call a vegan fortune teller?
• Answer: A seitan-sayer.
• Why was the vegan bakery so popular?
• Answer: Because it had the best plant-based pastries in town!
• What’s a vegan’s favorite subject in school?
• Answer: Biology, because they love learning about plant life!
• Why did the vegan go to the art gallery?
• Answer: To see the kale-idoscope of colors in the paintings.
• Why did the vegan bring a ladder to the orchard?
• Answer: To reach the highest hanging fruit without harming the trees.
• What do you call a vegan marathon runner?
• Answer: A plant-powered speedster.
• Why did the vegan break up with their partner?
• Answer: Because they couldn’t handle the beef.
• What’s a vegan’s favorite type of footwear?
• Answer: Sneakers, because they’re cruelty-free!
• What did the vegan say to the cheese lover?
• Answer: “You cheddar believe I’m not interested in dairy!”
• Why did the tofu go to school?
• Answer: To get better educated about nutrition and protein sources.

• What did the vegan say to the comedian?
• Answer: “I’m all ears for plant-based jokes, but hold the cheese.”

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• Why did the tomato blush?
• Answer: Because it saw the vegan eyeing it for a salad!
• What do you call a vegan in a bakery?
• Answer: A gluten-free dreamer.
• Why was the broccoli always invited to parties?
• Answer: Because it always brought the best dips!
• What do you call a vegan who gets lost often?
• Answer: A stray plant-eater.
• Why did the vegan go to outer space?
• Answer: To find a planet with more sustainable food sources.
• What’s a vegan’s favorite movie genre?
• Answer: Mockumentaries.
• Why did the vegan bring a map to the grocery store?
• Answer: To navigate through the aisles and find the plant-based goodies.
• What do you call a vegan superhero?
• Answer: The Mighty Broccoli!
• Why did the tofu refuse to swim in the ocean?
• Answer: It didn’t want to be mistaken for seafood!
• What’s a vegan’s favorite game?
• Answer: Plants vs. Zombies – they’re rooting for the plants!
• Why did the vegan refuse to play cards?
• Answer: Because they didn’t want to deal with any jokers – especially ones with meat on them!
• What do you call a vegan who practices martial arts?
• Answer: Tofu master.
• Why did the vegan take up gardening?
• Answer: To grow their own food and reduce their carbon footprint.
• What’s a vegan’s favorite type of music?
• Answer: Beet-boxing.
• Why did the lettuce break up with the celery?
• Answer: Because it couldn’t handle the stalk-er behavior.
• What do you call a vegan with a telescope?
• Answer: A stargazing herbivore.
• Why did the vegan become an architect?
• Answer: To build a world with more sustainable structures and green spaces.
• What did the vegan say to the sandwich?
• Answer: “Lettuce be friends, but hold the mayo.”
• Why did the vegan bring a camera to the farm?
• Answer: To capture the beauty of animals living freely and peacefully.

Getting over with Vegan riddles

• What’s a vegan’s favorite type of nut butter?
• Why did the vegan bring a ladder to the orchard?
• What’s a vegan vampire’s favorite drink?
• Why did the vegan refuse to play cards?
• What do you call a vegan dinosaur?
• Why did the vegan refuse to eat beans?
• What did the vegan say to the tofu?
• Why did the vegan break up with their non-vegan partner?
• What’s a vegan’s favorite type of sushi?
• Why did the vegan bring a compass to the grocery store?
• What do you call a vegan superhero?
• Why did the vegan bring a fork to the garden?
• What did the vegan say to the avocado pit?
• Why did the vegan go to the art museum?
• What’s a vegan’s favorite type of fertilizer?
• Why did the vegan refuse to watch cooking shows?
• What do you call a vegan astronaut?
• Why did the vegan become a beekeeper?
• What did the vegan say to the fruit salad?
• Why did the vegan start a compost pile?