• What runs but never walks, often murmurs but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps? (Answer: Pipe)
• I’m tall when I’m young, and short when I’m old. What am I? (Answer: Water Faucet)
• What has keys but can’t open locks? (Answer: Keyboard of a Water Organ)
• What has a neck but no head, and wears a cap? (Answer: Showerhead)
• What can travel around the world while staying in a corner? (Answer: Stuck Plunger)
• What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do? (Answer: Toilet)
• What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? (Answer: Water)
• What has an endless supply of letters but starts empty? (Answer: Mailbox with Water Bills)
• What has teeth but can’t bite? (Answer: Zipper on a Plumber’s Toolbox)
• What has cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water? (Answer: Plumbing Map)
• What goes up and down but remains in the same place? (Answer: Elevating Toilet Seat)
• What has a heart that doesn’t beat? (Answer: Water Heater)
• What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? (Answer: Water Snake)
• What has keys but can’t open locks? (Answer: Plumber’s Wrench)
• What gets wetter as it dries? (Answer: Towel)
• What has a thumb and four fingers but is not a hand? (Answer: Glove for Fixing Leaks)
• What has one eye but can’t see? (Answer: Sewer Inspection Camera)
• What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? (Answer: Plumber’s Stopwatch)
• What has a ring but no finger? (Answer: Water Meter)
• What can be cracked, made, told, and played? (Answer: Joke about Burst Pipes)

• What has threads but can’t hold a conversation? (Answer: Pipe Thread)
• What is always in hot water but never gets burned? (Answer: Water Heater)
• What has a handle but no door? (Answer: Faucet Handle)
• What runs without feet and often leaves a trail behind? (Answer: Leaking Pipe)
• What can be filled but never satisfied? (Answer: Drain)
• What has a head, a tail, is blue, and has no legs? (Answer: Water Stream)
• What flows but never floats? (Answer: Water Current)
• What has teeth but doesn’t eat? (Answer: Pipe Wrench)
• What is full of holes but still holds water? (Answer: Sponge for Leak)
• What has a bank but no money? (Answer: Riverbank)
• What has a basin but never holds water? (Answer: Empty Sink)
• What is sharp enough to cut through pipes but doesn’t have a blade? (Answer: Plumber’s Wit)
• What has a neck but no head, and flows endlessly? (Answer: Plumbing Pipe)
• What has a ring but doesn’t make a sound? (Answer: Washer in a Pipe)
• What can be turned on without hands? (Answer: Touchless Faucet)
• What has roots but never grows? (Answer: Tree on the Plumbing Logo)
• What has a plug but doesn’t use electricity? (Answer: Sink Drain)
• What can be found in a sea of bubbles but is not a bath? (Answer: Burst Pipe Soap)
• What has a mouth but doesn’t speak? (Answer: Drain Pipe)
• What goes up and down but never moves? (Answer: Plumber’s Elevator)

Another Plumbing riddles

• What is a plumber’s favorite type of music? (Answer: Pipe Organ)
• What has hands but cannot clap? (Answer: Faucet Handles)
• What can fill a room but takes up no space? (Answer: Plumbing Sound)
• What gets wetter as it dries? (Answer: Plumber’s Towel)
• What flows in the morning, stops in the afternoon, and starts again at night? (Answer: Water Supply)
• What can be broken without being touched? (Answer: Water Main)
• What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? (Answer: Plumbing Snake)
• What can be opened but never closed again? (Answer: Broken Pipe)
• What goes round and round the pipes but never moves? (Answer: Pipe Insulation)
• What has a temperature but never catches a fever? (Answer: Water Thermometer)
• What has a face but no eyes, hands but no fingers? (Answer: Clock in a Plumbing Office)
• What can cut through pipes without a blade? (Answer: Laser Plumbing Tool)
• What flows underground but is not a secret? (Answer: Sewer System)
• What has a mouth but doesn’t eat, speaks without words, and can be heard but not seen? (Answer: Water Fountain)
• What has wings but cannot fly? (Answer: Bathtub Plug)
• What has a collar but no shirt? (Answer: Pipe Collar)
• What comes down but never goes up? (Answer: Drainpipe)
• What can be twisted and turned but never moves on its own? (Answer: Plumber’s Wrench)
• What can be full but still leak? (Answer: Overflowing Sink)
• What has a valve but no veins? (Answer: Water Valve)

• What has a heart but no pulse? (Answer: Water Pump)
• What can be twisted but never gets tangled? (Answer: Shower Hose)
• What flows in your home but never goes on vacation? (Answer: Water Supply)
• What has a head, a tail, is blue, and swims in your bathroom? (Answer: Toilet Fish)
• What has keys but won’t unlock any doors? (Answer: Plumber’s Toolbox)
• What has a basin but never holds fruit? (Answer: Empty Sink)
• What can be cracked, made, told, and still not break? (Answer: Plumbing Joke)
• What can be hot or cold, clean or dirty, and never complains? (Answer: Water)
• What flows but leaves no trail? (Answer: Invisible Pipe)
• What has a ring but no finger, and is often measured in gallons? (Answer: Toilet Bowl)
• What gets bigger when it’s filled with water but shrinks when it’s empty? (Answer: Expandable Hose)
• What has scales but is not a fish? (Answer: Plumbing Snake)
• What has a foot but can’t walk? (Answer: Pipe Extension)
• What can be deep or shallow, but is not an emotion? (Answer: Sink)
• What can be turned but has no knob? (Answer: Faucet)
• What has a head, a tail, but no body? (Answer: Water Stream)
• What can be flushed but is not a success? (Answer: Failed Plan)
• What has a mouth but doesn’t eat, a bed but doesn’t sleep? (Answer: Drain)
• What can be filled with memories but never with water? (Answer: Empty Bathtub)
• What goes down but never comes up? (Answer: Plummeting Water)

Getting over with Plumbing riddles

• What has a head, a tail, is brown, and helps you scrub? (Answer: Pipe Cleaner)
• What has hands but cannot clap, and often drips with joy? (Answer: Leaky Faucet)
• What can be sharp but never cuts, and comes in rolls? (Answer: Teflon Tape)
• What flows through pipes but is not a liquid? (Answer: Air)
• What has a nose but never sneezes? (Answer: Drain Vent)
• What can be found in the wall but is not a secret passage? (Answer: Water Pipe)
• What has a mouth but doesn’t speak, and is often hidden under the sink? (Answer: Garbage Disposal)
• What has a foot but can’t kick? (Answer: Measuring Tape)
• What can be turned on without electricity and often makes a splash? (Answer: Manual Water Pump)
• What has a cap but doesn’t keep your head warm? (Answer: Drain Cap)
• What can be flush but never blushing? (Answer: Toilet)
• What has a dial but no numbers? (Answer: Temperature Control on a Shower)
• What has a tongue but cannot taste, and is often in the bathroom? (Answer: Plunger)
• What can be twisted but never gets angry? (Answer: Water Tap)
• What has a key but opens no locks? (Answer: Water Meter)
• What can be filled but never holds anything? (Answer: Sink)
• What has a body but no soul, and is essential for every shower? (Answer: Shower Curtain)
• What can be hot or cold but is not a beverage? (Answer: Shower)
• What has a grip but is not a handshake? (Answer: Plumber’s Pliers)
• What can be round or oval but is not a shape? (Answer: Bathtub)