- Q: What kind of computer loves fast food?
A: A Mac-and-cheeseintosh. - Q: What do you call a computer that sings?
A: A Mac-a-capella. - Q: What did the computer say to the chef?
A: “You’ve got too many bytes in your mac ‘n’ cheese!” - Q: Why did the apple go to therapy?
A: It had too many issues with its Macintosh. - Q: What’s a computer’s favorite snack?
A: Macaroons. - Q: What do you call a fleet of Apple computers on the high seas?
A: Mac-navigators. - Q: Why did the computer file a police report?
A: It got macked. - Q: How does a computer stay cool during a heatwave?
A: It opens the Windows and turns on the Mac-fan. - Q: What’s a computer’s favorite dance?
A: The Macarena. - Q: What do you call a computer that can sing opera?
A: A Mac-diva. - Q: What did the tech support say to the upset user?
A: “Don’t worry, we’ll Mac it right.” - Q: How does a computer apologize?
A: It says, “I’m Mac-sorry.” - Q: What do you call a computer that can smell?
A: A Mac-sniff. - Q: Why did the computer apply for a job in the kitchen?
A: It wanted to be a Mac-chef. - Q: What’s a computer’s favorite party game?
A: Mac-charades. - Q: How does a computer answer the phone?
A: “Mac-hello.” - Q: What do you call a computer that tells jokes?
A: A Mac-comedian. - Q: How does a computer stay healthy?
A: It follows a strict diet of Macintosh apples. - Q: What’s a computer’s favorite genre of music?
A: Mac-rap. - Q: Why did the computer bring a ladder to the bar?
A: It heard the drinks were on the house(mac).
- Q: What do you call a mischievous computer?
A: A Mac-trouble. - Q: Why did the computer break up with the tablet?
A: It found someone more compatible – a Mac. - Q: What’s a computer’s favorite game at the carnival?
A: Whack-a-Mac. - Q: How does a computer apologize for making a mistake?
A: It says, “I’m Mac-culpable.” - Q: What’s a computer’s favorite outdoor activity?
A: Mac-ramé. - Q: Why did the computer join a band?
A: It wanted to be part of a Mac-orchestra. - Q: What did one computer say to the other during a fight?
A: “You’re acting like a real Mac-niac!” - Q: How does a computer express happiness?
A: It does the Mac-arena dance. - Q: What’s a computer’s favorite type of footwear?
A: Mac-boots. - Q: What do you call a computer that’s always on a diet?
A: A Mac-light. - Q: Why did the computer go to therapy?
A: It had too many unresolved Mac-issues. - Q: What did the computer say to the coffee maker?
A: “You make a mean cup of Mac-chiato.” - Q: How does a computer stay in shape?
A: It does Mac-robics. - Q: What’s a computer’s favorite subject in school?
A: Mac-hematics. - Q: What do you call a computer that’s a fast learner?
A: A Mac-sponge. - Q: Why did the computer go to the party alone?
A: It couldn’t find a compatible Mac-date. - Q: How does a computer say goodbye?
A: “Mac-ya later!” - Q: What do you call a computer with a great sense of humor?
A: Mac-comic. - Q: How does a computer solve problems?
A: It puts on its Mac-thinker hat. - Q: Why did the computer go to the beach?
A: It wanted to surf the Mac-waves.
Another Mac riddles
- Q: Why did the computer become a gardener?
A: It wanted to learn how to Mac-grow. - Q: What do you call a computer that’s also a chef?
A: A Mac-culinary expert. - Q: How does a computer apologize for being late?
A: It says, “I’m on Mac-time.” - Q: What’s a computer’s favorite board game?
A: Mac-chess. - Q: Why did the computer apply for a job in construction?
A: It wanted to be a Mac-builder. - Q: What’s a computer’s favorite dance move?
A: The Mac-tango. - Q: How does a computer stay calm in stressful situations?
A: It practices Mac-meditation. - Q: What do you call a computer that loves to travel?
A: A Mac-wanderer. - Q: Why did the computer start a band?
A: It wanted to create Mac-harmony. - Q: How does a computer apologize for forgetting something important?
A: It says, “I must have Mac-forgotten.” - Q: What’s a computer’s favorite genre of literature?
A: Mac-terpieces. - Q: Why did the computer start a comedy club?
A: It wanted to be the Mac-ster of ceremonies. - Q: How does a computer express love?
A: It sends a Mac-o-heart emoji. - Q: What do you call a computer that loves to exercise?
A: A Mac-athlete. - Q: Why did the computer go to the art museum?
A: It wanted to appreciate the beauty of Mac-sters. - Q: How does a computer make decisions?
A: It uses its Mac-logic. - Q: What do you call a computer that’s always positive?
A: A Mac-optimist. - Q: Why did the computer start a book club?
A: It wanted to discuss its favorite Mac-novels. - Q: What’s a computer’s favorite mode of transportation?
A: The Mac-lev. - Q: How does a computer stay organized?
A: It uses Mac-folders.
- What is a computer’s favorite snack that starts with “M” and ends with “ac”?
- What do you call a trendy raincoat that can browse the internet?
- What kind of apple never falls far from the tree and always stays digital?
- What do you call a detective who investigates computer crimes on a MacBook?
- What did the computer say to its user when it needed a break?
- What’s a pirate’s favorite type of Mac?
- What do you get when you cross a computer and an apple pie?
- Why did the Mac go to therapy?
- What’s a computer’s favorite instrument?
- What did one Mac say to the other during a heated argument?
- Why did the MacBook attend therapy?
- What do you call a group of musical MacBooks playing in harmony?
- Why did the computer bring a ladder to the bar?
- What do you call a magical spell cast on a MacBook?
- Why did the MacBook get promoted at work?
- What do you call a dance party for Mac enthusiasts?
- Why did the Mac break up with its keyboard?
- What’s a computer’s favorite type of humor?
- What do you call a Mac that can do yoga?
- Why did the MacBook go to school?
Getting over with Mac riddles
- What do you call a computer that sings while you work?
- Why did the Mac go to space?
- What’s a computer’s favorite type of coffee?
- What did the Mac say to the printer during their argument?
- Why did the MacBook bring a suitcase to the coffee shop?
- What do you call a Mac that can tell the future?
- Why did the computer catch a cold?
- What’s a MacBook’s favorite subject in school?
- What do you call a detective Mac solving mysteries in the digital world?
- Why did the Mac attend cooking classes?
- What did one Mac say to another when it was feeling down?
- Why did the MacBook apply for a job as a chef?
- What do you call a computer that loves to swim?
- Why did the Mac bring a pencil to the party?
- What’s a MacBook’s favorite type of weather?
- What did the Mac say when it couldn’t find its files?
- Why did the computer wear sunglasses?
- What do you call a musical group comprised of Macs and PCs?
- Why did the MacBook go to the gym?
- What’s a computer’s favorite type of game?
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