100+ Joke riddles

Why did the joke go to school? Because it wanted to become a pun-dit!
What did the punchline say to the setup? Stop setting me up for laughs!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
What’s a comedian’s favorite kind of music? PUNk rock!
Why don’t skeletons ever tell jokes? Because they don’t have the guts!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
What did the paper say to the pencil? You’ve got the lead, I’ll follow!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the tomato turn to the other tomato? You go on ahead, I’ll ketchup!

Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
What did the grape say to the avocado? “Hey guac, let’s roll together!”
Why was the calendar always nervous? Because it had too many dates!
What did the hat say to the scarf? “You hang around, I’ll go on ahead!”
Why did the music teacher go to jail? For hitting the high notes!
What did the blanket say to the bed? “Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!”
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Arrr, you’d think it’d be ‘R’, but it’s actually the ‘C’ they love!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the tomato turn to the other tomato? You go on ahead, I’ll ketchup!
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!

Another Joke riddles

Why did the scarecrow become a successful comedian? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What did the math book say to the pencil? “I’ve got problems!”
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did one plate say to the other plate? “Lunch is on me!”
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
What did the traffic light say to the car? “Don’t look, I’m changing!”
Why was the baseball team so good at jokes? They had a great pitcher!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
What did the zero say to the eight? “Nice belt!”
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer!
Why did the music note go to jail? It was caught in a treble!
What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music? Pop!
Why did the pencil go to school? To get sharper!
What did the big flower say to the little flower? “What’s up, bud?”
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the tomato turn to the cucumber? It wanted to be in a pickle!
What did the math book say to the pencil? “Stop drawing on me, you’re making me graph-ty!”
Why was the clock always hungry? It went back four seconds!
What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
What did the left eye say to the right eye? “Between you and me, something smells!”
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What did the big flower say to the little flower? “What’s up, bud?”
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one hat say to the other hat? “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
What did the traffic light say to the car? “Don’t look, I’m changing!”
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
What did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
Why did the music note go to jail? It was caught in a treble!
What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music? Pop!

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