• Q: What do you call a mosquito with a cold?
  A: A snifffly-biter!
• Q: What do mosquitoes order at a restaurant?
  A: Blood sausage!
• Q: Why did the mosquito go to school?
  A: To improve its blood-sucking grades!
• Q: What did one mosquito say to the other after a feast?
  A: “I’m buzzing with delight!”
• Q: What’s a mosquito’s favorite sport?
  A: Suck-er!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
  A: Nothing, you can’t cross a vector with a vector!
• Q: Why don’t mosquitoes drink and fly?
  A: They might get a buzz!
• Q: What do you call a mosquito from Alaska?
  A: A frostbite!
• Q: What did the mosquito say to the vacationer?
  A: “I’d like to bug you for a moment.”
• Q: Why don’t mosquitoes play baseball?
  A: They prefer to suck on pitchers!
• Q: How does a mosquito answer the phone?
  A: “Bzzzzzzzzness.”
• Q: What did the mosquito say at the poker table?
  A: “I’ll see you, and raise you a bite!”
• Q: Why did the mosquito go to space?
  A: To find the ultimate blood source!
• Q: What’s a mosquito’s favorite game show?
  A: “Who Wants to Be a Million-Biter?”
• Q: Why don’t mosquitoes have music bands?
  A: They can’t handle the high notes!
• Q: What’s a mosquito’s favorite genre of music?
  A: Swing!
• Q: What do you call a mosquito in a suit?
  A: A bloodsucker in disguise!
• Q: Why was the mosquito invited to the party?
  A: It was the “buzz” of the town!
• Q: What did the mosquito say to the nosy neighbor?
  A: “Mind your own blood business!”
• Q: What did one mosquito say to the other about their love life?
  A: “I’m really attracted to you!”

• Q: Why did the mosquito break up with its girlfriend?
  A: She was always swatting away its advances!
• Q: What’s a mosquito’s favorite game to play?
  A: Suck and Seek!
• Q: What do you call a mosquito that’s a fast learner?
  A: Quick Blood!
• Q: Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
  A: It had a cavity from too much sugar in the blood!
• Q: What did the mosquito say when it landed on the computer?
  A: “This website’s a real bloodsucker!”
• Q: What’s a mosquito’s favorite TV show?
  A: “Bite Night with David Lettersting!”
• Q: Why don’t mosquitoes go to the beach?
  A: They’re afraid of getting sun-bitten!
• Q: How do mosquitoes stay fit?
  A: They do wing-ups!
• Q: What do you call a mosquito that’s good at math?
  A: An alge-buzz!
• Q: What did the mosquito say to the bicycle?
  A: “Catch me if you can!”
• Q: Why did the mosquito bring a ladder to the party?
  A: It heard the punch was on the top shelf!
• Q: How do mosquitoes communicate with each other?
  A: Through buzzwords!
• Q: What’s a mosquito’s favorite holiday?
  A: Bite-entine’s Day!
• Q: What do you call a mosquito that’s always complaining?
  A: A whine-o-squito!
• Q: What did the mosquito say when it found a juicy vein?
  A: “I’ve hit the motherlode!”
• Q: What’s a mosquito’s favorite book?
  A: “War and Bloodshed!”
• Q: Why did the mosquito wear sunglasses?
  A: It didn’t want to be recognized by its prey!
• Q: What’s a mosquito’s favorite dance move?
  A: The Suck-and-Sway!
• Q: Why don’t mosquitoes get lost?
  A: They always find their way by scent of blood!
• Q: What did the mosquito say to the light bulb?
  A: “You light up my night!”

Another Mosquito riddles

• What insect is always buzzing about but never gets lost?
• Why did the mosquito go to school?
• What did the mosquito say to its friend who was feeling down?
• Why do mosquitoes make terrible comedians?
• What’s a mosquito’s favorite sport?
• What do you call a mosquito in a tuxedo?
• What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
• What did the mosquito say before landing on the arm?
• What’s a mosquito’s favorite game show?
• Why did the mosquito sit on the computer?
• What’s a mosquito’s favorite type of music?
• What do mosquitoes use to watch movies?
• What’s a mosquito’s favorite holiday?
• Why did the mosquito bring a ladder to the picnic?
• What did the mama mosquito say to her naughty child?
• What do you call a mosquito with a GPS?
• Why was the mosquito invited to the concert?
• What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a vampire?
• Why did the mosquito blush?
• What do you call a mosquito with a cold?

• What did the mosquito say when it landed on the computer?
• Why do mosquitoes always know how to find you?
• What’s a mosquito’s favorite game to play?
• Why was the mosquito invited to the party?
• What did one mosquito say to the other when they landed on a screen?
• Why don’t mosquitoes ever get lost?
• What do you call a mosquito that’s a big fan of puns?
• What did the mosquito say to the blood bank?
• Why do mosquitoes buzz around lights?
• What’s a mosquito’s favorite dance move?
• What do mosquitoes do when they’re not biting?
• Why did the mosquito bring a stopwatch to the race?
• What’s a mosquito’s favorite movie genre?
• Why did the mosquito refuse to share its snack?
• What do you call a mosquito that can’t fly?
• What did the mosquito say to the tennis player?
• Why do mosquitoes prefer warm weather?
• What’s a mosquito’s favorite subject in school?
• Why did the mosquito bring a map to the picnic?
• What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a clown?

Getting over with Mosquito riddles

• Why did the mosquito apply for a job at the zoo?
• What do you call a mosquito that’s good at math?
• Why did the mosquito bring a tiny suitcase to the airport?
• What did the mosquito say to the light bulb?
• Why was the mosquito late for the party?
• What’s a mosquito’s favorite bedtime story?
• What did the mosquito say to the spider?
• Why did the mosquito join the circus?
• What do you call a mosquito that’s a picky eater?
• Why did the mosquito get a ticket?
• What’s a mosquito’s favorite hobby?
• What did the mosquito order at the restaurant?
• Why do mosquitoes love summer nights?
• What did the mosquito say to the fly?
• Why did the mosquito bring a backpack to the picnic?
• What’s a mosquito’s favorite TV show?
• What did the mosquito say to the frog?
• Why did the mosquito go to the gym?
• What do you call a mosquito that’s always daydreaming?
• Why did the mosquito get a makeover?