100+ Humour riddles

What has keys but can’t open locks? A piano!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots too?
Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called bagels!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don’t bees ever get depressed? Because they always look on the bright side of life!

Another Humour riddles

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots too?
Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called bagels!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
Why don’t bees ever get depressed? Because they always look on the bright side of life!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish!

Why was the broom late? It swept through traffic!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something!
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
What did one traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don’t look, I’m changing!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was stuffed!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts!
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called bagels!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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