• What runs around the field but never moves? The sideline!
• What has a net but cannot catch? A goal!
• What is a football player’s favorite type of dog? A receiver!
• What has keys but can’t open locks? A keyboard player!
• What has many holes but holds water? A soccer ball!
• What has teeth but can’t bite? The zipper on a football!
• What travels around the world while staying in a corner? A stamp on a player’s passport!
• What has strings but can’t be played? A referee’s whistle!
• What can you catch but not throw? A cold, after cheering for your team in the rain!
• What has spikes but doesn’t bite? Football cleats!
• What is full of holes but still holds water? A football net!
• What can you kick but can’t hear? A football!
• What has hands but can’t clap? A clock in the stadium!
• What is round, made of leather, and can’t be kicked? A coin toss!
• What can be cracked, made, told, and played? A joke about the losing team!
• What has eyes but can’t see? A referee’s back-of-the-head decision!
• What can’t be seen but can make a player fall? A well-executed fake!
• What has a head and a tail but no body? A coin used for the kickoff!
• What gets smaller as more players are added? The size of the trophy in the locker room!
• What goes up but never comes down? The hopes of fans during an undefeated streak!

• What has turf but can’t be mowed? A football field!
• What flies without wings? A penalty kick!
• What has four legs but can’t walk? A halftime table!
• What can be caught but never thrown back? A touchdown pass!
• What starts with a “P” and ends with an “E” and has more than 100 players? A playoff game!
• What has hands but can’t clap? A quarterback’s center!
• What gets wetter as it dries? A sweaty football jersey!
• What has a crown but isn’t royalty? A football helmet!
• What has spikes but can’t run? A football cleat!
• What can be caught but not held? A pass interference penalty!
• What has a foot but can’t walk? A field goal post!
• What can be passed but never returned? A kickoff!
• What goes up and down the field but never moves? The yardage marker!
• What is full of air but can’t be inflated? A deflated football!
• What has a head and a tail but no body? A coin flip!
• What can be tied but never knotted? A game score!
• What is light as a feather but even the strongest player can’t hold for long? A punt!
• What has a whistle but can’t blow it? A referee!
• What can be caught but not stopped? A forward pass!
• What gets kicked but doesn’t complain? A football!

Another Football riddles

• What has laces but can’t be tied? A football!
• What has a snap but can’t be buttoned? A center’s exchange!
• What can be passed from hand to hand but never dropped? A football trophy!
• What has yards but no land? A football field!
• What has a clock but never tells time? A game of football!
• What can be punted but not kicked? A football joke!
• What can be caught but never thrown away? A touchdown pass!
• What has quarters but can’t be spent? A football game!
• What is shaped like a ball but never bounces? A deflated football!
• What can be passed but not dribbled? A football!
• What has stripes but can’t be worn? A referee’s uniform!
• What can be tackled but never cries? A football player!
• What has a kickoff but no return? An opening coin toss!
• What has a playbook but can’t read? A football!
• What can be kicked but never thrown? A field goal!
• What can be hiked but never climbed? A football snap!
• What can be punted but not booted? A fourth-down decision!
• What has downs but can’t be sad? A football game!
• What has a pump but can’t inflate? A football ball pump!
• What can be passed but never caught? A forward pass!

• What can be tackled but never hugged? A football!
• What has a sideline but no bench? A football field!
• What has a goal but no destination? A soccer net!
• What can be passed but never fails? A quarterback’s throw!
• What has spikes but can’t climb? Football cleats!
• What can be punted but never kicked? A football joke!
• What has downs but never feels low? A football game!
• What has a line but never waits? A scrimmage!
• What can be caught but never thrown back? A touchdown pass!
• What has quarters but never pays rent? A football match!
• What has a snap but no chat? A center’s pass!
• What can be hiked but never trekked? A football play!
• What can be punted but never kicked out? A game strategy!
• What has a coin toss but no spending? A football kickoff!
• What can be passed but never dribbled? A football ball!
• What has a field but no crops? A football pitch!
• What can be tackled but never beaten? A football challenge!
• What has a trophy but no winner? A preseason game!
• What can be thrown but never caught? A forward pass!
• What has a huddle but no secrets? A football team!

Getting over with Football riddles

• What has lines but never speaks? A football field!
• What can be caught but never thrown? A kickoff return!
• What can be passed but never received? A lateral!
• What has quarters but no change? A football game!
• What has a snap but no chat? A center’s hike!
• What can be kicked but never cursed? A field goal!
• What can be punted but never travels? A football joke!
• What has a kickoff but no journey? A football match!
• What can be tackled but never wept? A football player!
• What has spikes but never blooms? Football cleats!
• What can be passed but never flunked? A quarterback’s throw!
• What has a field but never plowed? A football pitch!
• What can be hiked but never hiked up? A football play!
• What has downs but never frowns? A football team!
• What can be caught but never ensnared? A touchdown pass!
• What has a goal but no achievement? A soccer net!
• What can be thrown but never discarded? A forward pass!
• What has a coin toss but no spending? A football kickoff!
• What can be punned but never bantered? A football joke!
• What has a whistle but never blows? A referee’s call!