• Q: What gets bigger the more you take away?
  
  A: A hole in the butter.
• Q: What is the roundest vegetable?
  
  A: The plumpkin.
• Q: What’s a tub’s favorite sport?
  
  A: Fat-minton.
• Q: What’s the heaviest insect?
  
  A: The butter-fly.
• Q: What did the chubby cat say to the scale?
  
  A: “You can’t handle my purr-sonality!”
• Q: What’s the fattest month?
  
  A: Septemburger.
• Q: What’s the roundest state?
  
  A: Spheremont.
• Q: Why did the cookie go to the gym?
  
  A: To get its filling pumped!
• Q: What’s the fattest part of a computer?
  
  A: The byte.
• Q: Why was the belt arrested?
  
  A: For holding up a pair of pants in a no-waist zone!
• Q: What’s the most robust building material?
  
  A: Stout-concrete.
• Q: What do you call a large, funny insect?
  
  A: A jolly-rollie-pollie.
• Q: What’s the favorite dance move of a heavy book?
  
  A: The spine-twister.
• Q: What’s the heaviest dessert?
  
  A: Cheesecake a la gravity.
• Q: What’s the favorite mode of transportation for a sumo wrestler?
  
  A: The heavy-lift train.
• Q: Why did the refrigerator start sweating?
  
  A: It saw the butter and thought it was in a melting contest!
• Q: What’s a duck’s favorite meal?
  
  A: Buttered quack-atoes.
• Q: What did the chubby dictionary say?
  
  A: “I’m full of definitions and delicious words!”
• Q: What’s the most spacious clothing item?
  
  A: The expandable waistband.
• Q: Why did the football team hire an overweight player?
  
  A: Because he was a real heavyweight contender!

• Q: What’s a doughnut’s favorite exercise?
  
  A: Rolling around in the flour.
• Q: What’s the heavyweight champion of the animal kingdom?
  
  A: The jumbo-elephant.
• Q: What did the fat pencil say to the paper?
  
  A: “You make me look sharp!”
• Q: What’s the favorite game of a well-fed spider?
  
  A: Web-weightlifting.
• Q: Why did the butter go to therapy?
  
  A: It had issues with spreading itself too thin.
• Q: What’s a sumo wrestler’s favorite music genre?
  
  A: Heavy metal.
• Q: What’s the most overweight piece on the chessboard?
  
  A: The roly-poly-queen.
• Q: What’s the fattest tree?
  
  A: The girthy oak.
• Q: Why did the pancake refuse to flip?
  
  A: It was on a low-carb diet and felt too heavy.
• Q: What’s the most rotund shape?
  
  A: The flab-circle.
• Q: What’s the favorite exercise of a chubby balloon?
  
  A: Elastic stretching.
• Q: Why was the fat cat always happy?
  
  A: It lived life on the fat track.
• Q: What’s the most indulgent mode of transportation?
  
  A: The limo-squeeze-ine.
• Q: What’s a penguin’s favorite way to travel?
  
  A: By iceberg.
• Q: What did the hamburger say to the bun?
  
  A: “Stop loafing around and hold me tight!”
• Q: What’s the heaviest cloud?
  
  A: The cumulo-biscus.
• Q: What’s the most calorific font?
  
  A: Bold and buttery.
• Q: Why did the balloon go to school?
  
  A: It wanted to be more inflated with knowledge!
• Q: What’s a bear’s favorite snack?
  
  A: Honey-glazed lard balls.
• Q: Why was the refrigerator always tired?
  
  A: It had too much on its plate.

Another Fat riddles

• Q: What did the obese clock do?
  
  A: It went for a second serving.
• Q: What’s a sumo wrestler’s favorite salad dressing?
  
  A: Heavy-duty ranch.
• Q: What’s a marshmallow’s favorite activity?
  
  A: Fluffing up its rolls.
• Q: Why did the refrigerator go on strike?
  
  A: It was tired of holding all the extra weight.
• Q: What’s the most bloated instrument?
  
  A: The tuba-butter.
• Q: What did the fat cell say when it retired?
  
  A: “I’m taking a well-deserved break!”
• Q: What’s the roundest fruit?
  
  A: The chubbleberry.
• Q: Why did the heavyset man go to the movie theater?
  
  A: He heard it was a blockbuster.
• Q: What’s a bear’s favorite snack after hibernation?
  
  A: Grizzly gummy bears.
• Q: What’s the fattest letter?
  
  A: The wide-B.
• Q: What’s the preferred currency of a well-fed piggy bank?
  
  A: Spare change and bacon bits.
• Q: What did the chubby cloud want to become when it grew up?
  
  A: A thunderchunk.
• Q: What’s a whale’s favorite dessert?
  
  A: Blubber pudding.
• Q: Why was the bakery owner always happy?
  
  A: His business was on a roll.
• Q: What’s a bear’s favorite type of bread?
  
  A: Honey wheat-load.
• Q: What’s the most overweight punctuation mark?
  
  A: The exclaim-paunch-tion mark!
• Q: What’s the heavyweight champion of the vegetable world?
  
  A: The cauliflower-flubber.
• Q: What did the refrigerator say to the ice cream?
  
  A: “Stay cool and don’t melt under pressure!”
• Q: What’s the most indulgent type of literature?
  
  A: Chubby novels.
• Q: What did the chubby bunny say?
  
  A: “I’m a marshmallow in the fluffiest form!”

• What kind of food is never on a diet?
• Answer: Fat-free ice cream!
• What’s the weightiest thing a mathematician can eat?
• Answer: Pi, with extra crust!
• What’s an overweight computer’s favorite snack?
• Answer: Microchips dipped in gravy!
• What’s a heavy bookworm’s favorite treat?
• Answer: Bookends made of chocolate!
• What kind of salad do overweight cows prefer?
• Answer: A moo-tivational one with extra greens!
• What’s a chubby vampire’s favorite drink?
• Answer: Blood orange milkshakes!
• What’s the most well-fed punctuation mark?
• Answer: The semicolon; it always has a little extra weight!
• What do you call a pudgy dinosaur?
• Answer: A heavy-saurus!
• What’s a round pirate’s favorite dessert?
• Answer: Doubloons covered in chocolate coins!
• What’s a plus-sized ninja’s favorite weapon?
• Answer: The extra-wide nunchucks!
• What’s a hefty superhero’s favorite snack?
• Answer: Power bars with extra calories!
• What’s a rotund painter’s favorite color?
• Answer: Extra white, for a bigger canvas!
• What do you call a pleasantly plump musician?
• Answer: A tuba player with a flair for snacks!
• What’s an overweight witch’s preferred mode of transportation?
• Answer: The broomstick with reinforced bristles!
• What do you call a chunky detective?
• Answer: Sherlock Fat-omes, the mystery solver with a hefty appetite!
• What’s a large owl’s favorite hobby?
• Answer: Puffing up its feathers for extra warmth!
• What do you call a hefty dragon?
• Answer: A fire-breathing flabbergast!

Getting over with Fat riddles

• What do you call a chubby snowman?
• Answer: Frosty the Doughboy!
• Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
• Answer: Because it was feeling crumbly!
• What’s a hefty robot’s favorite snack?
• Answer: Circuit boards with extra frosting!
• What do you call a plump ghost?
• Answer: A jelly-phantom!
• Why did the butter go to the gym?
• Answer: To get churned!
• What’s an overweight ghost’s favorite dessert?
• Answer: Ghoul Whip!
• What’s a pudgy witch’s favorite exercise?
• Answer: Broomstick Pilates!
• Why did the tomato turn red?
• Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!
• What’s a robust astronaut’s favorite snack in space?
• Answer: Moon pies with extra gravity!
• What do you call a hefty bee?
• Answer: A bumble-burger!
• Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
• Answer: To get better buns!
• What’s a heavy comedian’s favorite joke?
• Answer: A pun-kin pie!
• What’s a chubby mathematician’s favorite equation?
• Answer: Pi equals a large circumference!
• Why did the chef gain weight?
• Answer: Because he couldn’t resist the temptation to taste-test every dish!
• What’s a rotund pirate’s favorite exercise?
• Answer: Plank-walking with extra rum!
• What do you call a pleasantly plump superhero?
• Answer: Captain Calorie, defender of the fridge!
• Why did the scale break?
• Answer: Because it couldn’t handle the heavy weight of the truth!
• What’s a round athlete’s favorite sport?
• Answer: Sumo wrestling with extra rice!