• Question: What is a farmer’s favorite kind of math?
  Answer: Multi-pli-cation!
• Question: What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?
  Answer: A chicken sees a salad!
• Question: What do you call a grumpy cow?
  Answer: Mooo-dy!
• Question: What did the pig say to the cow on a hot summer day?
  Answer: I’m bacon out here!
• Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a farmer?
  Answer: Frostbite!
• Question: What did the farmer say to the gossiping cows?
  Answer: Stop spreading rumors!
• Question: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field!
• Question: What’s a farmer’s favorite way to party?
  Answer: A hoe-down!
• Question: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a farmer?
  Answer: Count moocula!
• Question: What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
  Answer: I’m sweltering in the sty!
• Question: What do you call a cow with a sense of humor?
  Answer: Laughing stock!
• Question: Why did the tomato turn red?
  Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!
• Question: Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?
  Answer: Because it was too heavy to carry!
• Question: What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
  Answer: Straw-berries!
• Question: Why don’t cows ever have any money?
  Answer: Because the farmers milk them dry!
• Question: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
  Answer: A candy baa!
• Question: Why did the chicken join a band?
  Answer: Because it had the drumsticks!
• Question: Why did the tomato turn blue?
  Answer: Because it was holding its breath!
• Question: What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline?
  Answer: Milkshake!
• Question: Why did the farmer bury all his money?
  Answer: To make his soil rich!

• Question: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
  Answer: Where’s my “tractor” beam?
• Question: What’s a sheep’s favorite game?
  Answer: Baa-dminton!
• Question: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  Answer: Because he was outstanding in his hay!
• Question: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
  Answer: It’s pasture bedtime!
• Question: What did one potato say to the other?
  Answer: Don’t be such a “spud”!
• Question: Why don’t cows ever use smartphones?
  Answer: Because they can’t find the “moo-sic” app!
• Question: What did the corn say to the farmer?
  Answer: You’re “a-maize-ing”!
• Question: Why was the horse so happy?
  Answer: Because it had a bale of laughs!
• Question: What’s a pig’s favorite ballet?
  Answer: Swine Lake!
• Question: Why did the farmer bring a ladder to the barn?
  Answer: Because he heard the cow jump over the moon!
• Question: What do you call a group of musical cows?
  Answer: A moo-sical ensemble!
• Question: Why did the farmer plant his money?
  Answer: He wanted to grow rich!
• Question: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
  Answer: A woolly jumper!
• Question: What did the baby chick say to the farmer?
  Answer: You crack me up!
• Question: Why did the tomato turn green?
  Answer: It was green with envy!
• Question: What’s a chicken’s favorite subject in school?
  Answer: Egg-onomics!
• Question: Why did the farmer feed his cows money?
  Answer: He wanted rich milk!
• Question: What do you call a cow that likes to garden?
  Answer: A moo-tivated cultivator!
• Question: Why did the scarecrow become a successful businessman?
  Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field!
• Question: What did the pig say to the farmer on a hot day?
  Answer: I’m “swine-ing” in the heat!

Another Farm riddles

• What is the farmer’s favorite kind of math problem?
  
  A: Crop-culation!
• What did the mama cow say to her misbehaving calf?
  
  A: It’s pasture bedtime!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  
  A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
• What do you call a pile of cats on a farm?
  
  A: A meow-tain!
• Why was the tomato blushing on the farm?
  
  A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
• What did one pig say to the other pig on a hot summer day?
  
  A: I’m bacon!
• Why did the farmer bury all his money in the fields?
  
  A: Because he wanted to make his soil rich!
• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a farmer?
  
  A: Frostbite!
• What did the farmer use to count his cows?
  
  A: A cow-culator!
• Why don’t chickens play hide and seek on the farm?
  
  A: Because they’re always too chicken!
• What do you call a sheep with no legs?
  
  A: A cloud!
• Why did the tomato turn red?
  
  A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
• What do you call a cow that twitches uncontrollably?
  
  A: Beef jerky!
• What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
  
  A: “Where’s my tractor?”
• Why did the scarecrow become a successful farmer?
  
  A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
• Why did the tomato refuse to jump?
  
  A: It was too squished!
• What kind of music do farmers listen to while they work?
  
  A: Hay, it’s country music!
• Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
  
  A: Because it couldn’t find a date!
• What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
  
  A: A moo-sician!
• What did the pig say to the farmer on a hot summer day?
  
  A: “I’m bacon!”

• What did the sheep say when it lost its wool?
  
  A: “I feel so naked!”
• Why did the chicken join a band?
  
  A: Because it had the drumsticks!
• What did the farmer say to the mischievous goat?
  
  A: “You’ve goat to be kidding me!”
• Why did the pig bring a stopwatch to the race?
  
  A: Because it wanted to be bacon time!
• What did the corn say to the farmer?
  
  A: “Stop stalking me!”
• Why did the cow go to outer space?
  
  A: To see the moooon!
• Why did the horse go to school?
  
  A: Because it wanted to be a little bitt smarter!
• What did the hay say to the tractor?
  
  A: “Hey, you’re making me feel baled!”
• Why did the tomato turn green?
  
  A: It was unripe-ened!
• What did the farmer say to the lazy scarecrow?
  
  A: “You’re not earning your keep!”
• Why did the chicken cross the playground?
  
  A: To get to the other slide!
• What do you call a pile of kittens on the farm?
  
  A: A purr-amid!
• Why did the cow go to the spa?
  
  A: Because it wanted to be moo-tiful!
• What did the potato say to the farmer?
  
  A: “Don’t mash me, bro!”
• Why was the sheep always falling asleep in class?
  
  A: Because it kept counting itself!
• What did the duck say to the rooster?
  
  A: “Why are you always cock-a-doodle-doing?”
• Why was the tomato blushing?
  
  A: Because it saw the salad dressing undressing!
• What did the lettuce say to the tractor?
  
  A: “Lettuce turnip the beet!”
• Why did the pig bring an umbrella to the farm?
  
  A: Because it heard it was going to be a little bacon!
• What did the farmer say to the misbehaving tomato plant?
  
  A: “You better ketchup on your growth!”

Getting over with Farm riddles

• What did the farmer say to the sheep who wanted to leave the farm?
  
  A: “You can’t just flee-se!”
• Why did the cow go to the art gallery?
  
  A: Because it wanted to see some moo-séums!
• What did the pig say to the tractor?
  
  A: “Quit hogging the spotlight!”
• Why was the scarecrow invited to the party?
  
  A: Because it was outstanding in its field!
• What did the chicken say to the duck who was telling jokes?
  
  A: “You quack me up!”
• Why did the horse go to the doctor?
  
  A: Because it was feeling a little “hoarse”!
• What did the sheep say when it found out it was getting a new haircut?
  
  A: “I’m shearly excited!”
• Why did the tomato turn red?
  
  A: Because it saw the farmer’s sun-kissed cheeks!
• What did the farmer say to the pig who wouldn’t stop rolling in the mud?
  
  A: “You’re making a pigsty out of yourself!”
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
  
  A: To prove it wasn’t chicken!
• What did the corn say to the wheat?
  
  A: “You’re such a grain-y character!”
• Why did the cow go to space?
  
  A: Because it heard the steaks were out of this world!
• What did the farmer say to the mischievous goat who ate all the crops?
  
  A: “You’ve goat to be kidding me!”
• Why was the potato so good at baseball?
  
  A: Because it was a real “slugger”!
• What did the chicken say when it laid an egg on the farmer’s lap?
  
  A: “Sorry for egg-citedly dropping in!”
• Why did the tomato refuse to jump?
  
  A: Because it was afraid it would “ketchup” with it!
• What did the farmer say to the sunflower who wanted to leave the garden?
  
  A: “Don’t be a ‘sun-flake’!”
• Why did the pig bring a clock to the barnyard?
  
  A: Because it wanted to be oink-time punctual!
• What did the farmer say to the sheep who kept getting lost?
  
  A: “You wool-dn’t believe how many times I’ve had to find you!”
• Why did the chicken sit on the egg?
  
  A: Because it didn’t have a chair!