• Question: What do you call a programming language that speaks in circles?
  Answer: Circular++
• Question: What is the favorite food of a computer?
  Answer: Spam (Special Processed Artificial Meat)
• Question: What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?
  Answer: A screen saver
• Question: What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?
  Answer: A binary tree
• Question: Why did the computer go to therapy?
  Answer: It had too many bytes of emotional baggage
• Question: What do you call a fake noodle?
  Answer: An impasta (imposter)
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite beat?
  Answer: An algorithm
• Question: Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
  Answer: Because he didn’t know how to ‘null’ his feelings
• Question: What do you get when you cross a computer and a flower?
  Answer: A power plant
• Question: What is a computer’s favorite dance move?
  Answer: The algorithm shuffle
• Question: What did the computer say to the backup?
  Answer: You’re my last hope!
• Question: Why did the computer keep turning on and off?
  Answer: It had a bad connection
• Question: Why was the computer cold?
  Answer: It left its Windows open
• Question: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
  Answer: It had a byte
• Question: Why did the computer catch a cold?
  Answer: It left its antivirus program running
• Question: What do you call a computer superhero?
  Answer: A screen saver
• Question: Why was the computer cold?
  Answer: It left its Windows open
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite snack?
  Answer: Microchips
• Question: Why was the computer cold?
  Answer: It left its Windows open
• Question: What did the spider do to the computer?
  Answer: Made a website

• Question: What do computers eat for breakfast?
  Answer: Frosted Flakes of Code
• Question: Why was the computer cold?
  Answer: It left its browser open
• Question: What do you call a computer that sings?
  Answer: A Dell-lightful melody maker
• Question: What did the computer say to the programmer?
  Answer: “You complete me”
• Question: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
  Answer: It had a virus infection
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite movie genre?
  Answer: ROM-coms (Read-Only Memory comedies)
• Question: What do you call a computer that sings?
  Answer: An opera-ting system
• Question: What do you call a computer that plays guitar?
  Answer: A strumming algorithm
• Question: What did one computer say to the other?
  Answer: “01010111 01100001 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00111111” (Wanna share?)
• Question: Why was the computer cold?
  Answer: It left its firewall down
• Question: What did the computer do at the dentist?
  Answer: It got a byte-sized filling
• Question: Why was the computer angry?
  Answer: It had too many bugs in its system
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite board game?
  Answer: RAM-ble
• Question: What do you call a computer magician?
  Answer: A screen prestidigitator
• Question: Why did the computer keep its job at the movie theater?
  Answer: It had great pixels
• Question: What did the computer say to the data?
  Answer: “You complete my circuits”
• Question: Why did the computer break up with its keyboard?
  Answer: It wasn’t compatible
• Question: What do you call a computer that sings?
  Answer: An alto-rhythm
• Question: Why was the computer cold?
  Answer: It caught a byte-chill
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite dessert?
  Answer: Cookies and cache

Another Cs riddles

• Question: Why did the computer go to therapy?
  Answer: It had too many cache issues
• Question: What did the computer say when it was tired?
  Answer: “I’m going offline for a byte”
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite type of exercise?
  Answer: Ctrl + Alt + Delete
• Question: What do you call a computer that sings?
  Answer: An MP3-3 player
• Question: Why did the computer get arrested?
  Answer: For downloading malware-ware
• Question: What did the computer say to the programmer?
  Answer: “You code me crazy”
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite currency?
  Answer: Bitcoin binary
• Question: Why did the computer go to the beach?
  Answer: To catch some waves (of data)
• Question: What do you call a computer that writes poetry?
  Answer: A Rhyme Compiler
• Question: Why was the computer cold?
  Answer: It left its windows open in the cloud
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite instrument?
  Answer: The keyboard
• Question: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
  Answer: It had a byte to eat
• Question: Why was the computer lonely?
  Answer: It had too many firewalls
• Question: What do you call a computer with an attitude?
  Answer: A sassy server
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite day of the week?
  Answer: Fry-day (for frying circuits)
• Question: Why did the computer bring a ladder to the party?
  Answer: It heard the drinks were on the cloud
• Question: What do you call a computer with a big ego?
  Answer: Megabyte
• Question: Why did the computer refuse to turn on?
  Answer: It was in a state of denial
• Question: What did the computer say to the keyboard?
  Answer: “You’re my type”
• Question: What do you call a computer that’s been through a lot?
  Answer: A hard-drive survivor

• Question: Why did the computer go to school?
  Answer: To get more RAM
• Question: What do you call a computer that can sing and dance?
  Answer: A gigahertz performer
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite type of music?
  Answer: Synth-pop
• Question: Why did the computer get in trouble?
  Answer: It had too many illegal operations
• Question: What do you call a computer that tells jokes?
  Answer: A giggle-byte
• Question: Why did the computer go to the beach?
  Answer: To surf the web
• Question: What do you call a computer that sleeps all the time?
  Answer: A hibernate
• Question: Why did the computer break up with its printer?
  Answer: It was tired of the paper jams
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite game?
  Answer: Cache and Seek
• Question: Why did the computer feel blue?
  Answer: It had the Windows bluescreen of death
• Question: What did the computer say to the coffee?
  Answer: “You’re brew-tiful”
• Question: Why did the computer go to the party alone?
  Answer: It couldn’t find a compatible mate
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite type of plant?
  Answer: A USB tree
• Question: What did the computer say to the virus?
  Answer: “You’re not welcome here”
• Question: Why was the computer stressed?
  Answer: It had too many deadlines
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite dessert?
  Answer: Cookies and RAM
• Question: Why did the computer become an artist?
  Answer: It wanted to draw more attention
• Question: What do you call a computer that loves to gossip?
  Answer: A gossipbyte
• Question: Why did the computer wear glasses?
  Answer: It had blurry screens
• Question: What did the computer say to the database?
  Answer: “Can I join you?”

Getting over with Cs riddles

• Question: Why was the computer cold?
  Answer: It left its windows open in the cloud
• Question: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
  Answer: It had a byte to eat
• Question: Why was the computer lonely?
  Answer: It had too many firewalls
• Question: What do you call a computer with an attitude?
  Answer: A sassy server
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite day of the week?
  Answer: Fry-day (for frying circuits)
• Question: Why did the computer bring a ladder to the party?
  Answer: It heard the drinks were on the cloud
• Question: What do you call a computer that’s been through a lot?
  Answer: A hard-drive survivor
• Question: Why did the computer go to school?
  Answer: To get more RAM
• Question: What do you call a computer that can sing and dance?
  Answer: A gigahertz performer
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite type of music?
  Answer: Synth-pop
• Question: Why did the computer get in trouble?
  Answer: It had too many illegal operations
• Question: What do you call a computer that tells jokes?
  Answer: A giggle-byte
• Question: Why did the computer go to the beach?
  Answer: To surf the web
• Question: What do you call a computer that sleeps all the time?
  Answer: A hibernate
• Question: Why did the computer break up with its printer?
  Answer: It was tired of the paper jams
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite game?
  Answer: Cache and Seek
• Question: Why did the computer feel blue?
  Answer: It had the Windows bluescreen of death
• Question: What did the computer say to the coffee?
  Answer: “You’re brew-tiful”
• Question: Why did the computer go to the party alone?
  Answer: It couldn’t find a compatible mate
• Question: What’s a computer’s favorite type of plant?
  Answer: A USB tree