• Question: What kind of dog never bites?
  
  Answer: A hot dog!
• Question: What dog loves to take a bath?
  
  Answer: A sham-poodle!
• Question: What do you call a dog magician?
  
  Answer: Labracadabrador!
• Question: What dog always knows the time?
  
  Answer: A watch dog!
• Question: What breed of dog loves to skateboard?
  
  Answer: A Barktender Terrier!
• Question: What dog can jump higher than a building?
  
  Answer: Any dog, buildings can’t jump!
• Question: What dog breed is best at math?
  
  Answer: A Count Bernard!
• Question: What dog can tell the future?
  
  Answer: A fur-tune teller!
• Question: What dog loves to play hide and seek?
  
  Answer: A labra-cadabra-dor!
• Question: What dog breeds are the best singers?
  
  Answer: Howl-ers and Beagles!
• Question: What dog always tells the truth?
  
  Answer: A Labra-Honest-Retriever!
• Question: What dog can play the piano?
  
  Answer: A Pup-grader!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to space?
  
  Answer: A Cosmo-pawl-itan!
• Question: What dog breed is the best detective?
  
  Answer: A Sniffhound!
• Question: What dog loves to tell jokes?
  
  Answer: A Labra-haha-dor!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to school?
  
  Answer: A Scholastic Retriever!
• Question: What dog loves to read?
  
  Answer: A Litter-ate Terrier!
• Question: What dog breed loves to watch movies?
  
  Answer: A Cine-mutt!
• Question: What dog always wins at poker?
  
  Answer: A Jack-Russell-terrier!
• Question: What dog breed is always late?
  
  Answer: A Dalmatian, they always spot something on the way!

• Question: What dog breed is the best dancer?
  
  Answer: The Disco-doodle!
• Question: What dog loves to play soccer?
  
  Answer: A Goal-den Retriever!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go hiking?
  
  Answer: A Trail-mix Terrier!
• Question: What dog is always calm and relaxed?
  
  Answer: The Chill-lab!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go fishing?
  
  Answer: The Bass-hound!
• Question: What dog is excellent at telling stories?
  
  Answer: The Tail-teller!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go camping?
  
  Answer: The Camp-a-lab!
• Question: What dog is the most fashionable?
  
  Answer: The Pooch-inista!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to the beach?
  
  Answer: The Sand-y Terrier!
• Question: What dog is excellent at yoga?
  
  Answer: The Downward Dog!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to art galleries?
  
  Answer: The Paw-casso!
• Question: What dog is the best at playing video games?
  
  Answer: The Console-collie!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to the opera?
  
  Answer: The Bel-canto Poodle!
• Question: What dog is the most adventurous?
  
  Answer: The Explor-a-dog!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to amusement parks?
  
  Answer: The Roller-coaster Retriever!
• Question: What dog is the best at playing chess?
  
  Answer: The Check-mate Spaniel!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to the spa?
  
  Answer: The Spa-niel!
• Question: What dog is the best at solving puzzles?
  
  Answer: The Puzzler Pup!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to wine tastings?
  
  Answer: The Pinot Paw-lignon!
• Question: What dog is the most musical?
  
  Answer: The Melo-dog!

Another Canine riddles

• Question: What dog breed is the best comedian?
  
  Answer: The Bark-ticulate Terrier!
• Question: What dog is the most skilled surfer?
  
  Answer: The Wave-woof!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to poetry readings?
  
  Answer: The Rhyme-hound!
• Question: What dog is always up for a game of fetch?
  
  Answer: The Fetchin’ Fido!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go stargazing?
  
  Answer: The Astro-pup!
• Question: What dog is the best at telling ghost stories?
  
  Answer: The Howl-oween Hound!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to the opera?
  
  Answer: The Bel-canto Poodle!
• Question: What dog is the most fashionable?
  
  Answer: The Pooch-inista!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to the beach?
  
  Answer: The Sand-y Terrier!
• Question: What dog is excellent at yoga?
  
  Answer: The Downward Dog!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to art galleries?
  
  Answer: The Paw-casso!
• Question: What dog is the best at playing video games?
  
  Answer: The Console-collie!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to amusement parks?
  
  Answer: The Roller-coaster Retriever!
• Question: What dog is the best at playing chess?
  
  Answer: The Check-mate Spaniel!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to the spa?
  
  Answer: The Spa-niel!
• Question: What dog is the best at solving puzzles?
  
  Answer: The Puzzler Pup!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to wine tastings?
  
  Answer: The Pinot Paw-lignon!
• Question: What dog is the most musical?
  
  Answer: The Melo-dog!
• Question: What dog breed is the best swimmer?
  
  Answer: The Aquatic Shepherd!
• Question: What dog loves to play frisbee?
  
  Answer: The Disc-o Dog!

• Question: What dog breed is the best detective?
  
  Answer: The Sherlock Bones!
• Question: What dog loves to dance in the rain?
  
  Answer: The Puddle-jumper Pup!
• Question: What dog breed is the most romantic?
  
  Answer: The Heart-hound!
• Question: What dog can’t stop talking?
  
  Answer: The Chatter-barker!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to music concerts?
  
  Answer: The Rock-n-Rollie!
• Question: What dog is the best at keeping secrets?
  
  Answer: The Whisper-woof!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go on road trips?
  
  Answer: The Road-rover!
• Question: What dog is always on time?
  
  Answer: The Clock-watcher Collie!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to the movies?
  
  Answer: The Cinema-corgi!
• Question: What dog is the best storyteller?
  
  Answer: The Tale-wagger!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go on hikes?
  
  Answer: The Trail-blazer Terrier!
• Question: What dog always wins at poker?
  
  Answer: The Card-shark Shiba!
• Question: What dog breed is the most artistic?
  
  Answer: The Painted Pointer!
• Question: What dog is the best at gardening?
  
  Answer: The Green-pawed Pooch!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to picnics?
  
  Answer: The Picnic-pup!
• Question: What dog is always down for a game of tag?
  
  Answer: The Dash-hound!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go to the circus?
  
  Answer: The Big-top Bulldog!
• Question: What dog has the best sense of humor?
  
  Answer: The Laughing Lab!
• Question: What dog breed loves to go on hot air balloon rides?
  
  Answer: The Balloon-bouvier!
• Question: What dog is the best at solving mysteries?
  
  Answer: The Riddle-ridge Retriever!

Getting over with Canine riddles

• What canine loves to play music?
  Answer: A jazz-hound.
• What do you call a dog magician?
  Answer: A labracadabrador.
• Why did the dog sit in the shade?
  Answer: Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
• What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
  Answer: That hit the spot!
• Why did the dog bring a red pen to the park?
  Answer: To draw some “bark”!
• What do you get if you cross a dog and a computer?
  Answer: A lot of bites!
• Why did the dog bring a ladder to the bar?
  Answer: Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
• What do you call a dog detective?
  Answer: Sherlock Bones.
• Why did the puppy bring a clock to the dinner table?
  Answer: He wanted to have seconds!
• What did the dog say to the tree?
  Answer: Bark!
• What kind of dog does Dracula have?
  Answer: A bloodhound.
• What do you call a dog magician’s act?
  Answer: A labracadabral.
• Why did the dog wear glasses to the party?
  Answer: Because he lost his contacts!
• What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza?
  Answer: Pupperoni.
• Why did the dog sit in the shade?
  Answer: Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
• What do you call a dog with a hammer?
  Answer: Rover the Builder.
• Why did the dog bring a towel to the bar?
  Answer: To clean up his “paw-spills”!
• What do you call a dog that can play the piano?
  Answer: Beethovin.
• Why did the dog go to space?
  Answer: To see the bark side of the moon!
• What did one flea say to the other?
  Answer: Should we walk or take a dog?