• Question: What is a Canadian’s favorite type of math? Answer: Polar coordinates.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s preferred way to catch a fish? Answer: With a hockey stick!
• Question: What do you call a group of polite Canadian geese? Answer: A “sorry” of geese.
• Question: What’s the best place to hide during a Canadian snowball fight? Answer: In a maple syrup factory.
• Question: What do Canadian vampires fear the most? Answer: Sunburns.
• Question: What do you get when you cross a beaver and a computer? Answer: A log-in.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite type of comedy? Answer: Ice-breaking jokes.
• Question: What’s the most Canadian way to say goodbye? Answer: “Eh, see you later, eh!”
• Question: Why did the Canadian cross the road? Answer: To get to Tim Hortons.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite type of footwear? Answer: Moose-socks.
• Question: What’s the first thing a Canadian does in the morning? Answer: Apologize to their alarm clock for waking up.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite winter sport? Answer: Curling up with a good book.
• Question: How do Canadian superheroes greet each other? Answer: “Super, eh?”
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite type of weather? Answer: Maple syrup weather – sweet and sticky!
• Question: Why did the Canadian bring a ladder to the bar? Answer: They heard the drinks were on the house.
• Question: What do you call a Canadian magician? Answer: A “hocus croak-us.”
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite mode of transportation? Answer: The toboggan, eh!
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite way to cook bacon? Answer: In a hockey rink, on the Zamboni.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite pastime in the summer? Answer: Hunting for the elusive double-double.
• Question: Why was the Canadian dictionary so thin? Answer: Because it only contained “sorry” and “eh”!

• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite type of music? Answer: Maple-sic.
• Question: What did the Canadian snowman say to the other snowman? Answer: “Do you wanna build a snow moose?”
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite bedtime story? Answer: The Tale of the Polite Beaver.
• Question: Why was the Canadian flag so good at math? Answer: Because it had maple leaves.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite game show? Answer: Wheel of Fortune – with a maple leaf on the wheel.
• Question: Why did the Canadian go to the doctor? Answer: They had a case of “poutine fever.”
• Question: What do you call a group of Canadian comedians? Answer: A “laughter brigade.”
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite way to relax? Answer: Sitting by the fire, sipping on a hot cup of maple syrup.
• Question: Why did the Canadian bring a map to the art gallery? Answer: They heard it was full of landscapes.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite type of sandwich? Answer: A “Canuckwich” with extra maple bacon.
• Question: What do you call a Canadian ghost? Answer: A “politegeist.”
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite game to play in the snow? Answer: “Sorry!” – the Canadian version of Sorry! board game.
• Question: Why did the Canadian wear two pairs of socks? Answer: In case they stepped in a puddle of maple syrup.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite dance move? Answer: The Maple Leaf Shuffle.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite fruit? Answer: The “eh-pple.”
• Question: Why did the Canadian bring a ladder to the hockey game? Answer: They heard the players were shooting for the roof.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite bedtime snack? Answer: Maple syrup drizzled over pancakes shaped like maple leaves.
• Question: What do you call a Canadian tree that’s good at math? Answer: A trigonometree.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite way to keep warm in winter? Answer: Hugging a polar bear (figuratively, of course).
• Question: Why did the Canadian take a blanket to the comedy show? Answer: They heard it was going to be “ice-breakingly” funny.

Another Canadian riddles

• Question: What do you call a Canadian’s favorite type of music? Answer: Maple melody.
• Question: Why did the Canadian bring a map to the art gallery? Answer: To find the Group of Seven paintings.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite type of tree? Answer: The politi-tree, always saying “sorry” for shedding leaves.
• Question: What do you call a polite Canadian ghost? Answer: A “boo-tiful” spirit.
• Question: Why did the Canadian wear a toque to the beach? Answer: They heard it was going to be a “chill” day.
• Question: What do you call a Canadian cow’s laugh? Answer: A “moo-ha-ha.”
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite kind of dessert? Answer: Nanaimo bars, of course!
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite mode of communication? Answer: Canoe-phone.
• Question: What did the Canadian snowman say to the springtime thaw? Answer: “Please don’t leaf me.”
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite type of movie? Answer: The Great Outdoors.
• Question: Why did the Canadian bring a blanket to the barbeque? Answer: To stay cozy during the “chill” grilling session.
• Question: What do you call a Canadian superhero’s sidekick? Answer: The “apology” assistant.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite way to relax? Answer: Sitting by the campfire, roasting marshmallows.
• Question: Why was the Canadian chef always calm in the kitchen? Answer: Because they had plenty of “poutine-zen.”
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite way to navigate through the wilderness? Answer: Following the Northern Lights.
• Question: What did the Canadian bear say to the tourist? Answer: “Sorry, we’re hibernating.”
• Question: Why did the Canadian squirrel store its nuts in a hockey net? Answer: For the ultimate slap shot!
• Question: What do you call a Canadian with a pet moose? Answer: A “moose-mate.”
• Question: Why did the Canadian bring a shovel to the picnic? Answer: To dig into the maple syrup cake.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite game show? Answer: “Jeopardy, eh?”

• Question: Why did the Canadian bring a canoe to the marathon? Answer: To paddle to the finish line!
• Question: What do you call a Canadian cat’s favorite toy? Answer: A mouse-eh toy.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite type of dance? Answer: The Maple Leaf Waltz.
• Question: Why did the Canadian astronaut bring maple syrup to space? Answer: For a sticky-sweet voyage.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite winter accessory? Answer: A hockey puck earmuff.
• Question: Why did the Canadian bring a hockey stick to the concert? Answer: For the encore goal!
• Question: What do you call a Canadian comedian’s favorite joke? Answer: A “Moose-knuckle” joke.
• Question: Why did the Canadian become a gardener? Answer: They heard it was a great way to grow maple trees.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite type of footwear for formal occasions? Answer: Maple leaf loafers.
• Question: Why did the Canadian squirrel prefer maple tree acorns? Answer: They were sweeter than the rest!
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite way to celebrate New Year’s Eve? Answer: With a midnight polar bear plunge.
• Question: Why did the Canadian bring a snowshoe to the beach? Answer: For a brisk stroll on the sand.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite breakfast cereal? Answer: Maple Crunch.
• Question: Why did the Canadian bring a hockey net to the baseball game? Answer: To catch all the home runs!
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite bedtime story? Answer: The Legend of the Northern Lights.
• Question: Why did the Canadian bring a sled to the ski resort? Answer: For some downhill sledding fun!
• Question: What do you call a Canadian bear’s favorite snack? Answer: Poutine Paws.
• Question: Why did the Canadian bring a guitar to the ice fishing trip? Answer: To strum up some “ice” tunes.
• Question: What’s a Canadian’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Answer: Maple Walnut Swirl.
• Question: Why did the Canadian bring a hockey jersey to the wedding? Answer: To score big with the bride and groom!

Getting over with Canadian riddles

• What’s a Canadian’s favorite kind of weather?

  A: Maple syrup, eh? (Maple syrup)

• What do you call a polite Canadian cow?

  A: A “moo-sir.” (Moose + sir)

• What’s the most Canadian way to apologize to a tree?

  A: “Sap-orry!” (Sap + sorry)

• Why did the Canadian cross the road twice?

  A: To get to the Tim Hortons drive-thru and back, eh?

• What do you call a bear with no teeth in Canada?

  A: A gummy bear.

• What’s a Canadian’s favorite type of humor?

  A: “Poutine” humor! (Pun + poutine)

• What do you call a Canadian skier who doesn’t eat breakfast?

  A: A cereal killer! (Serious + serial)

• Why did the Canadian bring a ladder to the bar?

  A: Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

• What do you call a Canadian wizard?

  A: A hoser-pocus! (Hoser + hocus pocus)

• Why don’t Canadians ever get lost?

  A: Because they always know where the nearest Tim Hortons is!

• What do you call a Canadian vampire?

  A: A “fang-couver” (Fang + Vancouver)

• Why did the Canadian bring a map to the party?

  A: Because they heard everyone was going to have a “Great Time”!

• What’s a Canadian’s favorite bedtime story?

  A: “The Moose and the Mountie.”

• Why don’t Canadians play hide and seek with grizzly bears?

  A: Because good luck hiding from a bear that can smell maple syrup a mile away!

• What do you call a Canadian superhero?

  A: Captain Canuck, of course!

• Why did the Canadian bring a toque to the beach?

  A: Because they heard it was going to be “chilly”!

• What’s a Canadian’s favorite dance move?

  A: The maple shuffle!

• Why did the Canadian become a comedian?

  A: Because they had a “punny” sense of humor!

• What do you call a Canadian fortune teller?

  A: A “loony” psychic (referring to the Canadian dollar coin)

• Why was the Canadian artist so successful?

  A: Because they painted with all the colors of the “moose”!