100+ Bad riddles

What is always coming but never arrives? (Answer: Tomorrow)
What has a neck but no head? (Answer: A bottle)
What is full of holes but still holds water? (Answer: A sponge)
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do? (Answer: Your name)
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner? (Answer: A stamp)
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? (Answer: The letter “m”)
What has keys but can’t open locks? (Answer: A piano)
What has a head and a tail but no body? (Answer: A coin)
What has eyes but cannot see? (Answer: A potato)
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen? (Answer: The future)
What can be cracked, made, told, and played? (Answer: A joke)
What has a heart but no other organs? (Answer: A deck of cards)
What gets wetter as it dries? (Answer: A towel)
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it? (Answer: Silence)
What has cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water? (Answer: A map)
What can you catch but not throw? (Answer: A cold)
What is always in front of you but can never be seen? (Answer: The future)
What has a bottom at the top? (Answer: Your legs)
What has keys but can’t open locks? (Answer: A piano)
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? (Answer: Short)

What has a bark but no bite? (Answer: A tree)
What can break without being held? (Answer: A promise)
What has a face but cannot smile? (Answer: A clock)
What is heavy forward but not backward? (Answer: A ton)
What flies without wings? (Answer: Time)
What can run but never walks? (Answer: Water)
What has keys but can’t open doors? (Answer: A keyboard)
What is always in hot water but never gets burned? (Answer: A tea bag)
What is always on its way but never arrives? (Answer: Trouble)
What has a spine but no bones? (Answer: A book)
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner? (Answer: A stamp)
What can be caught but never thrown? (Answer: A cold)
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? (Answer: A promise)
What has a neck but no head? (Answer: A bottle)
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen? (Answer: The future)
What has teeth but can’t eat? (Answer: A comb)
What is full of holes but still holds water? (Answer: A sponge)
What has branches but no leaves, trunk or roots? (Answer: A bank)
What is tall when it’s young and short when it’s old? (Answer: A candle)
What has a bed but never sleeps? (Answer: A river)

Another Bad riddles

What can be broken without being held or touched? (Answer: A heart)
What gets smaller as it gets more? (Answer: A hole)
What has a tail but no body? (Answer: A coin)
What can be caught but never thrown back? (Answer: A cold)
What has a face but no eyes? (Answer: A clock)
What can you hear, but can’t see or touch? (Answer: A rumor)
What is always behind the times? (Answer: History)
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner? (Answer: A stamp)
What has teeth but can’t bite? (Answer: A zipper)
What can go up a chimney down but can’t go down a chimney up? (Answer: An umbrella)
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it? (Answer: Silence)
What can be given but never taken? (Answer: Advice)
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock? (Answer: A piano)
What can you hold without touching it? (Answer: Your breath)
What is always in front of you but you can never reach? (Answer: The horizon)
What can be filled with holes but still holds water? (Answer: A bucket)
What has a head and a tail but no body? (Answer: A coin)
What can be opened but never closed? (Answer: A book)
What has a bottom at the top? (Answer: Your legs)
What has no hands but might tick? (Answer: A clock)

What breaks but never falls, and what falls but never breaks? (Answer: Day breaks, night falls)
What has a face but no expression, arms but no embrace? (Answer: A clock)
What can be torn without a rip and broken without a crack? (Answer: A promise)
What runs without legs and murmurs without a mouth? (Answer: A river)
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen? (Answer: The future)
What can be heard without ears and seen without eyes? (Answer: Your thoughts)
What can be held without using your hands? (Answer: Your breath)
What is always coming but never arrives? (Answer: Tomorrow)
What gets bigger the more you take away? (Answer: A hole)
What can be made but never touched or seen? (Answer: Noise)
What has keys but can’t open locks? (Answer: A piano)
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it? (Answer: Silence)
What has teeth but can’t bite? (Answer: A comb)
What has a neck but no head? (Answer: A bottle)
What is always on the table but never eaten? (Answer: Dinner cards)
What can be climbed without ever reaching the top? (Answer: A ladder)
What gets wetter as it dries? (Answer: A towel)
What can you see but never touch, even though it is far within your reach? (Answer: Your reflection)
What can be cracked, made, told, and played? (Answer: A joke)
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only contains one letter? (Answer: An envelope)

Q: What’s worse than a broken pencil?
A: A broken promise.
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A bad towel.
Q: What has a head and a tail but no body?
A: A bad coin.
Q: What’s always in a hurry but never gets anywhere?
A: A bad clock.
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A bad sunburnt zebra.
Q: What’s full of holes but still holds water?
A: A bad sieve.
Q: What’s light as a feather but not even the strongest person can hold it for long?
A: A bad breath.
Q: What has keys but can’t open locks?
A: A bad piano.
Q: What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A: A bad stamp.
Q: What has a neck but no head?
A: A bad bottle.
Q: What’s hard to get rid of when you’re in a hurry?
A: A bad habit.
Q: What’s always in front of you but can’t be seen?
A: A bad future.
Q: What’s easy to get into but hard to get out of?
A: A bad situation.
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A bad cold.

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