• Q: What kind of whale is always gambling?
  A: A Betta-Whale!
• Q: Which whale is the best dancer?
  A: The Humpback Jiver!
• Q: What do you call a whale magician?
  A: A Whizzard!
• Q: What do you call a whale who loves to tell jokes?
  A: A Humorca!
• Q: What’s a whale’s favorite TV show?
  A: Whale of Fortune!
• Q: Why did the whale blush?
  A: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
• Q: What’s a whale’s favorite song?
  A: “Under the Sea” by Sebastian the Crab!
• Q: What did the whale say when it bumped into the ship?
  A: “Whale, excuse me!”
• Q: Why don’t whales ever get lost?
  A: Because they always follow their whale songs!
• Q: How do you make a whale laugh?
  A: Tell it a whale of a joke!
• Q: What’s a whale’s favorite game to play?
  A: Squid-itch!
• Q: How do whales send messages underwater?
  A: They use whale mail!
• Q: What’s a whale’s favorite instrument?
  A: The bass-oon!
• Q: Why don’t whales ever need to go to the dentist?
  A: Because they have krill-proof teeth!
• Q: What do you call a whale who sings in a choir?
  A: An A-cappella-pod!
• Q: Why did the whale cross the ocean?
  A: To get to the other tide!
• Q: What did the whale say to the fish who were bullying him?
  A: “Stop krill-ing me!”
• Q: What’s a whale’s favorite subject in school?
  A: Current events!
• Q: How do whales stay in touch with each other?
  A: They have a whale-net!
• Q: What’s a whale’s favorite movie genre?
  A: Whale-watching documentaries!

• What is the whale’s favorite game to play with humans?
  Answer: Hide and sea-k.
• What do you call a whale who can solve math problems?
  Answer: An arithme-whale.
• Why did the whale blush?
  Answer: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
• What did the whale say to the sailboat?
  Answer: “You’re knot going anywhere!”
• What do you get when you cross a whale with a vampire?
  Answer: Moby Fang.
• Why did the whale bring a suitcase to the beach?
  Answer: Because it was planning to migrate.
• How do whales send secret messages?
  Answer: They use whale-mail.
• What did the whale say to the naughty squid?
  Answer: “Stop squidding around!”
• Why was the whale so good at sports?
  Answer: Because it had a killer serve.
• What do whales like to put on their sandwiches?
  Answer: Plankton spread.
• How do whales stay in touch with their friends?
  Answer: They use whale phones.
• What did the whale say to its friend when it was feeling down?
  Answer: “Don’t worry, I’ll whale-ways be here for you.”
• What’s a whale’s favorite TV show?
  Answer: Whale of Fortune.
• Why did the whale become an actor?
  Answer: It wanted to make a splash in Hollywood.
• What did the whale say when it bumped into the ship?
  Answer: “Sorry, I didn’t sea you there!”
• How do whales apologize?
  Answer: They say, “I’m really shore-ry.”
• What did the baby whale say to its mom when it was hungry?
  Answer: “I’m feeling a little whale-ish.”
• What do you call a whale who can play a musical instrument?
  Answer: An orca-stra conductor.
• Why did the whale bring a dictionary to the ocean?
  Answer: To look up “current” events.
• What’s a whale’s favorite bedtime story?
  Answer: Moby Dick.

Another Whale riddles

• What did the whale say to the oceanographer?
  Answer: “You’re krill-ing me with all these questions!”
• Why did the whale bring a ladder to the beach?
  Answer: Because it wanted to climb the tide.
• How do whales keep track of time?
  Answer: With their whale watches.
• What do you call a whale with a cold?
  Answer: A snotty-calf.
• Why did the whale refuse to play cards with the shrimp?
  Answer: Because they were all cheaters.
• What did the whale say to the ocean current?
  Answer: “I’m hooked on your flow!”
• Why did the whale cross the ocean?
  Answer: To get to the other tide.
• What’s a whale’s favorite subject in school?
  Answer: Current events.
• What did the whale say to the ocean?
  Answer: “I whale always love you.”
• How do whales clean their houses?
  Answer: With a splash of water.
• What’s a whale’s favorite sport?
  Answer: Squid-jitsu.
• What do you get when you cross a whale with a detective?
  Answer: Sherlock Whales.
• Why did the whale go to the party alone?
  Answer: Because it couldn’t find a plus-one.
• What did the whale say when it won the lottery?
  Answer: “I’m flipping my fins with joy!”
• Why did the whale bring a map to the ocean?
  Answer: Because it didn’t want to get lost at sea.
• What’s a whale’s favorite ice cream flavor?
  Answer: Krill and cream.
• What did the whale say to the seaweed?
  Answer: “Stop kelping around!”
• Why don’t whales ever get lost?
  Answer: Because they always have a good sense of direction.
• What did the whale do when it saw a clownfish?
  Answer: It told a whale of a joke.
• How do whales pay for their groceries?
  Answer: With their whale-et.

• Why did the whale go to school?
  Answer: To get a higher education.
• What do you call a whale who loves to dance?
  Answer: A choreo-whale-rapher.
• Why did the whale bring a camera to the ocean?
  Answer: To capture some whale-worthy moments.
• What did the whale say to the seagull who stole its food?
  Answer: “That’s my lunch, not yours!”
• Why did the whale blush when it saw the submarine?
  Answer: Because it had a crush on the captain.
• What do you get when you cross a whale with a comedian?
  Answer: A whale of jokes.
• Why did the whale join the band?
  Answer: Because it had a killer blowhole solo.
• What did the whale say to the octopus who challenged it to a race?
  Answer: “You’re going to be ink-credible competition!”
• Why did the whale bring a pen to the beach?
  Answer: To jot down some notes in its ocean journal.
• What do whales use to clean their teeth?
  Answer: A tooth-whale paste.
• Why did the whale bring an umbrella to the ocean?
  Answer: In case of a splash shower.
• What did the whale say to the dolphin who was feeling down?
  Answer: “Don’t worry, you’re flippering great!”
• Why was the whale such a good singer?
  Answer: Because it had a killer whale voice.
• What’s a whale’s favorite game to play at the beach?
  Answer: Whaleball.
• Why did the whale go to the dentist?
  Answer: To get a cavity whale-checked.
• What did the whale say to the starfish who was feeling left out?
  Answer: “You’re the star of the sea!”
• Why did the whale bring a backpack to the ocean?
  Answer: To carry its krill snacks.
• What do you call a whale who’s a fashionista?
  Answer: A sty-le.
• Why did the whale get embarrassed at the underwater concert?
  Answer: Because it forgot the lyrics to its favorite song.
• What did the whale say to the plankton who asked for directions?
  Answer: “Just keep swimming, you’ll get there eventually!”

Getting over with Whale riddles

• Why did the whale bring a suitcase to the ocean?
  Answer: Because it was going on a fin-tastic vacation.
• What do you call a whale who loves to sing opera?
  Answer: An oper-whale singer.
• Why did the whale bring a shovel to the beach?
  Answer: To dig up buried treasure.
• What did the whale say to the crab who borrowed its sunglasses?
  Answer: “Shell-ter your eyes, it’s bright out here!”
• Why did the whale refuse to play tag with the seals?
  Answer: Because it didn’t want to be “it” for too long.
• What do you get when you cross a whale with a chef?
  Answer: Sushi master.
• Why did the whale get a job at the library?
  Answer: Because it wanted to dive into some good books.
• What did the whale say to the shrimp who challenged it to a race?
  Answer: “You’re just a little shrimp, I’ll blow you away!”
• Why did the whale bring a paintbrush to the ocean?
  Answer: To make some splashy art.
• What do whales use to hold up their pants?
  Answer: Belt-oons.
• Why did the whale bring a snorkel to the party?
  Answer: Because it wanted to dive right in.
• What did the whale say to the jellyfish who asked for a hug?
  Answer: “I’m afraid I’ll pop you, jelly buddy!”
• Why was the whale such a good storyteller?
  Answer: Because it had a whale of imagination.
• What’s a whale’s favorite board game?
  Answer: Monopoly, because it loves the ocean properties.
• Why did the whale go to the gym?
  Answer: To work on its fin-ess.
• What did the whale say to the seahorse who was feeling shy?
  Answer: “Don’t be afraid to make waves!”
• Why did the whale bring a kite to the ocean?
  Answer: To catch some air currents.
• What do you call a whale who’s a detective?
  Answer: A whale-investigator.
• Why did the whale blush when it saw the coral reef?
  Answer: Because it thought it was beautiful.
• What did the whale say to the clam who was feeling down?
  Answer: “Cheer up, pearl! You’re one in a million.”