• Question: What starts with a “P” and ends with an “E” and has thousands of letters?
  Answer: Postage (Post age)
• Question: What goes in hard and comes out soft, and you blow it?
  Answer: Bubblegum
• Question: I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
  Answer: A candle
• Question: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
  Answer: A penny
• Question: What has a neck but no head?
  Answer: A bottle
• Question: What has keys but can’t open locks?
  Answer: A piano
• Question: What has many eyes but can’t see?
  Answer: A potato
• Question: What has a bottom at the top?
  Answer: A leg
• Question: What has a ring but no finger?
  Answer: A telephone
• Question: What has teeth but can’t bite?
  Answer: A comb
• Question: What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
  Answer: A stamp
• Question: What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
  Answer: A clock
• Question: What can fill a room but takes up no space?
  Answer: Light
• Question: What has a heart that doesn’t beat?
  Answer: An artichoke
• Question: What gets wetter as it dries?
  Answer: A towel
• Question: What can you catch but not throw?
  Answer: A cold
• Question: What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
  Answer: Your name
• Question: What has cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water?
  Answer: A map
• Question: What can be cracked, made, told, and played?
  Answer: A joke
• Question: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
  Answer: The letter “M”

• Question: What begins with a “C” and ends with a “T”, is hairy on the outside, smooth on the inside, and gets moist when it’s touched?
  Answer: A coconut
• Question: What starts with an “H” and ends with a “T”, has a middle of “E-A”, and usually smells quite sweet?
  Answer: A heart
• Question: What comes in different sizes, sometimes stiff, sometimes soft, and when inserted, can bring pleasure aloft?
  Answer: A candle
• Question: What’s long and hard and has the power to make someone scream?
  Answer: A roller coaster
• Question: What has a stiff shaft, head that’s mushroom-shaped, and enjoys going in and out of a tight hole?
  Answer: A screwdriver
• Question: What stands tall, gets wet when it’s excited, and can go for hours without getting tired?
  Answer: A fountain
• Question: What has a long neck, fits snugly between breasts, and is often sucked with pleasure?
  Answer: A straw
• Question: What’s smooth to the touch, often licked for pleasure, and leaves a mark when used too vigorously?
  Answer: Ice cream
• Question: What’s round, firm, and ripe, and often gets squeezed to release its juices?
  Answer: An orange
• Question: What’s shaped like a banana, goes in your mouth, and can make you smile when you use it right?
  Answer: A toothbrush
• Question: What’s long and hard and has a head but doesn’t think?
  Answer: A hammer
• Question: What’s long and hard and gets thrust into tight spaces?
  Answer: A key
• Question: What starts with a “D”, ends with a “T”, and is used to penetrate deep?
  Answer: A drill
• Question: What’s long and thick and often inserted between lips for pleasure?
  Answer: Lipstick
• Question: What’s hard and throbbing and releases a liquid when squeezed?
  Answer: A sponge
• Question: What’s long and hard and can make you moan when used properly?
  Answer: A stick of rock candy
• Question: What’s long and hard and slides in and out of a hole with ease?
  Answer: A needle
• Question: What’s long and hard and usually covered in latex?
  Answer: A thermometer
• Question: What’s long and hard and often used in pairs to pleasure oneself?
  Answer: Chopsticks
• Question: What’s hard and swollen and often licked to reduce the swelling?
  Answer: A bee sting

Another Sexual riddles

• Question: What’s long and hard and drips with anticipation?
  Answer: A leaky faucet
• Question: What’s firm and round and can bring someone to their knees?
  Answer: A soccer ball
• Question: What’s long and stiff and can be inserted into a tight opening?
  Answer: A USB drive
• Question: What’s long and hard and often used to pound things?
  Answer: A mallet
• Question: What’s long and slender and can be inserted to make things more pleasurable?
  Answer: A USB cable
• Question: What’s round and soft and can be squeezed to release tension?
  Answer: Stress ball
• Question: What’s long and firm and usually inserted with a twist?
  Answer: A light bulb
• Question: What’s hard and solid and can be used to hit a home run?
  Answer: Baseball bat
• Question: What’s long and flexible and can be manipulated to fit different positions?
  Answer: A bendy straw
• Question: What’s hard and cylindrical and often used to penetrate deep?
  Answer: A telescope
• Question: What’s long and hard and often found standing upright?
  Answer: A flagpole
• Question: What’s long and hard and can be thrust into a tight space?
  Answer: A nail
• Question: What’s long and slender and usually coated in lubricant?
  Answer: A lipstick
• Question: What’s firm and erect and can be used for support?
  Answer: A column
• Question: What’s long and hard and usually held firmly in hand?
  Answer: A crowbar
• Question: What’s hard and erect and can be used to hit a target?
  Answer: An arrow
• Question: What’s long and hard and can be inserted to unlock a mechanism?
  Answer: A key
• Question: What’s firm and elongated and can be used to reach high places?
  Answer: A ladder
• Question: What’s long and cylindrical and can be used to drill deep holes?
  Answer: A drill bit
• Question: What’s stiff and usually comes in pairs to support heavy loads?
  Answer: Bookends

• Question: What’s long and hard and often inserted into a tight space?
  Answer: A USB stick
• Question: What’s firm and pointed and can penetrate deep?
  Answer: A syringe
• Question: What’s long and stiff and can be inserted into a slot?
  Answer: A credit card
• Question: What’s hard and throbbing and releases when squeezed?
  Answer: A stress ball
• Question: What’s long and hard and usually handled with care?
  Answer: A fragile artifact
• Question: What’s firm and cylindrical and can be twisted for pleasure?
  Answer: A pepper grinder
• Question: What’s long and hard and often used to dig deep?
  Answer: A shovel
• Question: What’s firm and elongated and can be inserted to make things easier?
  Answer: A shoehorn
• Question: What’s long and solid and usually inserted to complete a circuit?
  Answer: A fuse
• Question: What’s hard and usually inserted into a socket?
  Answer: A plug
• Question: What’s long and slender and can be pushed in and out of a hole?
  Answer: A straw
• Question: What’s hard and usually inserted into a groove?
  Answer: A CD
• Question: What’s long and rigid and can be inserted to unlock something?
  Answer: A key
• Question: What’s firm and cylindrical and can be pushed in and out of a hole?
  Answer: A rolling pin
• Question: What’s long and solid and usually inserted to keep things together?
  Answer: A bolt
• Question: What’s hard and usually inserted into a container?
  Answer: A lid
• Question: What’s firm and often inserted to secure things in place?
  Answer: A peg
• Question: What’s long and hard and often inserted into a crevice?
  Answer: A spatula
• Question: What’s firm and pointed and usually inserted into a receptacle?
  Answer: A candle
• Question: What’s long and hard and usually inserted into a hole for stability?
  Answer: A tent peg

Getting over with Sexual riddles

• Question: What’s long and hard and often used to probe deep?
  Answer: A thermometer
• Question: What’s firm and cylindrical and can be thrust into a tight space?
  Answer: A flashlight
• Question: What’s stiff and usually inserted into a hole for stability?
  Answer: A tent pole
• Question: What’s long and slender and can be inserted to unlock something?
  Answer: A key
• Question: What’s hard and usually comes with a twist?
  Answer: A jar lid
• Question: What’s long and hard and usually inserted into a crevice?
  Answer: A spatula
• Question: What’s firm and usually inserted to secure things in place?
  Answer: A dowel rod
• Question: What’s long and hard and often used to hit a target?
  Answer: An arrow
• Question: What’s hard and usually inserted into a container?
  Answer: A lid
• Question: What’s long and firm and often thrust into a tight space?
  Answer: A crowbar
• Question: What’s stiff and often inserted to hold things together?
  Answer: A paperclip
• Question: What’s long and hard and often pushed into a hole?
  Answer: A nail
• Question: What’s firm and usually inserted into a slot?
  Answer: A coin
• Question: What’s long and slender and can be inserted with a twist?
  Answer: A screwdriver
• Question: What’s hard and usually inserted into a receptacle?
  Answer: A plug
• Question: What’s firm and often inserted to provide support?
  Answer: A pillar
• Question: What’s long and solid and often inserted to complete a circuit?
  Answer: A fuse
• Question: What’s stiff and usually inserted into a groove?
  Answer: A CD
• Question: What’s long and hard and often thrust into a tight opening?
  Answer: A needle
• Question: What’s firm and pointed and usually inserted into a cavity?
  Answer: A toothpick