100+ Jokes riddles

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What did one plate say to the other?
“Lunch is on me!”
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
What did one hat say to the other?
“You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hey, bud!”
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!

Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why don’t skeletons fight in the war?
They don’t have the guts!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Do you smell carrots?”
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
“Dam!”
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other?
“You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”
Why did the clock get kicked out of the library?
It tocked too much!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus!
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!

Another Jokes riddles

Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

A: They don’t have the guts.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?

A: An impasta.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

A: Because they’re shellfish.
Q: What did one hat say to the other hat?

A: “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.”
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?

A: “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

A: “Supplies!”
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

A: Frostbite.
Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

A: Sneakers.
Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?

A: Because it was two-tired.
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot.
Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

A: They don’t have the guts.
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A: A blood orange.
Q: What do you call a bear with no ears?

A: B.
Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

A: Because they might crack up.
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one.
Q: What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?

A: Spelling.
Q: Why was the math book sad?

A: Because it had too many problems.

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: Why did the math book look sad?

A: Because it had too many problems.
Q: What did the big flower say to the little flower?

A: “Hey, bud!”
Q: What did the digital clock say to its mother?

A: “Look, Ma! No hands!”
Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

A: Because they might crack up.
Q: What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

A: Straw-berries.
Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

A: They don’t have the guts.
Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?

A: “Write on!”
Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?

A: Because it was two-tired.
Q: What did one hat say to the other hat?

A: “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.”
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

A: Frostbite.
Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?

A: Wrap music.
Q: Why was the broom late?

A: It overswept.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?

A: An impasta.
Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

A: They don’t have the guts.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon?

A: A sourpuss.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Q: Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

A: All of the fans left.
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one.
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A: A blood orange.

Q: Why don’t skeletons play music in the band?

A: Because they have no organs.
Q: What’s a tree’s least favorite month?

A: Sep-timber.
Q: Why did the scarecrow become a successful therapist?

A: He was outstanding in his field.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: It was feeling crumbly.
Q: Why was the belt arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.
Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

A: They don’t have the guts.
Q: Why don’t eggs make good comedians?

A: Because they always crack up.
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot.
Q: Why did the pencil go to the party alone?

A: Because it couldn’t find a good point.
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

A: Boo-berry pie.
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

A: It had a virus.
Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

A: They don’t have the guts.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

A: Because they make up everything.
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: Why did the music teacher go to jail?

A: Because she got caught with the scales.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?

A: An impasta.
Q: What did the hat say to the scarf?

A: “You hang around while I go on ahead.”
Q: Why was the math book sad?

A: Because it had too many problems.
Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?

A: Because it was two-tired.
Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

A: “Do you smell carrots?”

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