• Q: What do you call a germ’s favorite dance move?
  A: The Flu-tter.
• Q: What did one flu virus say to the other?
  A: “Do you want to catch up?”
• Q: Why did the flu bring a ladder to the party?
  A: Because it heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
• Q: How does the flu apologize?
  A: It says, “I’m really sorry to bug you.”
• Q: What’s a germ’s favorite mode of transportation?
  A: The Flu-train.
• Q: Why did the flu visit the bakery?
  A: It wanted to catch a roll.
• Q: How do you catch a flu virus?
  A: Just sneeze-y does it!
• Q: Why was the flu so good at poker?
  A: It had a killer hand!
• Q: What do you call a sick bird?
  A: A tweetment.
• Q: Why did the flu go to school?
  A: It wanted to learn how to spread.
• Q: How does the flu communicate with other viruses?
  A: It sends text-a-germs!
• Q: What did the flu say to the body’s defenses?
  A: “You’re no match for my sneezing army!”
• Q: What’s a germ’s favorite sport?
  A: Contagious curling.
• Q: Why was the flu always invited to the party?
  A: It knew how to make a grand entrance!
• Q: How does the flu introduce itself?
  A: “Hi, I’m feverishly contagious!”
• Q: What do you call a flu that’s out of control?
  A: Influenza unleashed!
• Q: Why did the flu go to the comedy club?
  A: It heard the jokes were infectious!
• Q: How does the flu stay warm in winter?
  A: It wears a viral hoodie!
• Q: What’s a germ’s favorite movie?
  A: The Contagion Connection.
• Q: Why did the flu join the circus?
  A: It wanted to be the greatest show of sickness on Earth!

• Q: What did the flu say when it won the lottery?
  A: “I’m going viral!”
• Q: How does the flu like its coffee?
  A: With a shot of sneeze-presso!
• Q: What did one flu virus say to the other at the gym?
  A: “Time to work on our core strength!”
• Q: Why did the flu visit the library?
  A: It wanted to catch up on its reading!
• Q: How does the flu navigate through crowds?
  A: It follows the path of least resistance!
• Q: Why did the flu go to the art gallery?
  A: It heard the paintings were sick!
• Q: What’s a germ’s favorite game?
  A: Flu-tag!
• Q: How does the flu like to relax?
  A: With a hot bath and a good cough!
• Q: Why did the flu break up with its partner?
  A: It needed some space to spread!
• Q: What did the flu say to the doctor?
  A: “I’m feeling a bit under the weather!”
• Q: How does the flu describe itself?
  A: “I’m a contagious charmer!”
• Q: Why did the flu go to the beach?
  A: It wanted to catch some rays!
• Q: What’s a germ’s favorite song?
  A: “Contagious Love” by Viral Lavigne!
• Q: How does the flu celebrate Halloween?
  A: By haunting your immune system!
• Q: Why did the flu become a detective?
  A: It loved to uncover cold cases!
• Q: What’s a germ’s favorite hobby?
  A: Spreading rumors!
• Q: How does the flu stay organized?
  A: With a virus planner!
• Q: Why did the flu join the band?
  A: It wanted to play the sick beats!
• Q: What’s a germ’s favorite exercise?
  A: The infectious dance!
• Q: Why did the flu go to the amusement park?
  A: It wanted to ride the rollercoaster of symptoms!

Another Flu riddles

• Q: Why did the flu get a job as a chef?
  A: It wanted to cook up some trouble!
• Q: How does the flu keep up with current events?
  A: It reads the viral news!
• Q: What did the flu say to the computer?
  A: “I think I’ve got a terminal illness!”
• Q: How does the flu throw a party?
  A: It invites all its viral friends!
• Q: Why did the flu go to the theater?
  A: It wanted to see a cough-tastic performance!
• Q: What’s a germ’s favorite subject in school?
  A: History, because it’s full of past infections!
• Q: How does the flu make friends?
  A: It’s always up for a contagious conversation!
• Q: Why did the flu start a band?
  A: It wanted to spread its sick beats!
• Q: What’s a germ’s favorite type of vacation?
  A: A cruise, where it can infect new shores!
• Q: Why did the flu go to the construction site?
  A: It heard they were building immunity!
• Q: How does the flu keep its energy up?
  A: With a daily dose of viral supplements!
• Q: What did the flu say to the basketball player?
  A: “You’ve got some sick moves!”
• Q: Why did the flu go to the concert?
  A: It wanted to catch a live performance!
• Q: How does the flu communicate with aliens?
  A: It sends intergalactic sneezes!
• Q: What’s a germ’s favorite book?
  A: “The Illness Chronicles” by Charles Sickens!
• Q: Why did the flu go to the farm?
  A: It wanted to spread some agricultural illness!
• Q: How does the flu like to travel?
  A: On a contagion cruise!
• Q: What did the flu say when it met the stomach?
  A: “Let’s have a nauseating party!”
• Q: Why did the flu go to the gym?
  A: It heard it was the perfect place to catch a cold!
• Q: How does the flu make money?
  A: By selling viral merchandise!

• Q: What did the flu say to the tissue?
  A: “I’ve got you covered!”
• Q: How does the flu get around town?
  A: By riding the symptom bus!
• Q: Why did the flu become a comedian?
  A: It had a knack for sick jokes!
• Q: How does the flu write letters?
  A: With a viral pen!
• Q: What’s a germ’s favorite board game?
  A: Mononucleosisopoly!
• Q: Why did the flu go to the concert?
  A: It wanted to catch a fever pitch!
• Q: How does the flu prepare for a big event?
  A: By getting all its symptoms in line!
• Q: What did the flu say to the sore throat?
  A: “You’re really tickling my cough!”
• Q: Why did the flu get a pet?
  A: It wanted a fever companion!
• Q: How does the flu like its music?
  A: Sick beats only!
• Q: What’s a germ’s favorite sport?
  A: Sneezing hurdles!
• Q: Why did the flu go to the zoo?
  A: It wanted to see the sick animals!
• Q: How does the flu play hide and seek?
  A: By camouflaging itself among the tissues!
• Q: What did the flu say to the thermometer?
  A: “I’m about to raise the temperature in here!”
• Q: Why did the flu become an artist?
  A: It loved to paint the town red (with fever)!
• Q: How does the flu navigate through a crowd?
  A: By making everyone turn their heads with a cough!
• Q: What did the flu say to the immune system?
  A: “Prepare to be overrun!”
• Q: Why did the flu get a job as a tour guide?
  A: It knew all the sick sights!
• Q: How does the flu prepare for a date?
  A: By dressing in its most contagious outfit!
• Q: What did the flu say to the doctor?
  A: “You’re just in time for my grand entrance!”

Getting over with Flu riddles

• What illness sneezes, coughs, and spreads like wildfire?
• What makes you achy, feverish, and downright miserable?
• What’s the bug that flies through the air but isn’t welcome?
• What ailment makes you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck?
• What sickness loves to invade noses and throats?
• What condition turns classrooms into empty spaces?
• What virus can put you out of commission for days?
• What’s the unwelcome guest that arrives with a runny nose?
• What ailment spreads faster than gossip in a small town?
• What illness turns handshakes into hazardous encounters?
• What sickness makes you reach for the tissue box constantly?
• What bug can turn a bustling office into a ghost town?
• What condition sends thermometers soaring and energy plummeting?
• What illness turns public transportation into a germ battleground?
• What virus loves to crash parties uninvited?
• What ailment has a knack for ruining holiday plans?
• What sickness spreads faster than wildfire in a dry forest?
• What bug makes you envy bears for their hibernation?
• What condition transforms meetings into germ-sharing sessions?
• What illness leaves you feeling like you’ve been hit by a ton of bricks?