- Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
A: Santa Clues! - Q: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A: A cookie sheet! - Q: What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A: A humbug! - Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It needed a trim! - Q: What do elves use to keep their ears warm?
A: Ear muffs! - Q: What’s green, covered in tinsel, and goes ribbit ribbit?
A: A mistle-toad! - Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted flakes! - Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?
A: “Let’s stick together!” - Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses! - Q: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
A: He was picking his nose! - Q: Why was the Christmas tree so bad at sewing?
A: It kept dropping its needles! - Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water! - Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
A: Frostbite! - Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman! - Q: Why was the math book sad at Christmas?
A: It had too many problems! - Q: Why was the Christmas tree so bad at basketball?
A: It kept getting called for traveling! - Q: What do you call a snowman with a carrot stuck in his nose?
A: Anything you want, he can’t hear you! - Q: Why did Santa go to music school?
A: So he could improve his wrapping skills! - Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers when they’re singing?
A: Christmas caroll-elves! - Q: What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
A: “Get out of my face!”
- Q: Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
A: Because he had low elf-esteem! - Q: What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?
A: Rude-olph! - Q: What do you call a snowman’s favorite food?
A: Ice Krispies! - Q: Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
A: It kept dropping stitches! - Q: What did the grape say to the Christmas tree?
A: “Stop vine-ing about your problems!” - Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A: A Christmas quacker! - Q: Why did the elf go to school?
A: To learn his ABCs (Alphabet, Bells, and Candy Canes)! - Q: What’s the best Christmas present in the world?
A: A broken drum you can’t beat it! - Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite! - Q: What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?
A: Santa Klutz! - Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A: Ice-bergers! - Q: What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has “Noel”! - Q: What do you call a snowman’s fancy car?
A: A snowmobile! - Q: Why did the Christmas wreath go to the dentist?
A: It needed a fresh breath! - Q: What’s Santa’s favorite snack while working?
A: Crisp Pringles! - Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps! - Q: Why did the Christmas turkey join the band?
A: Because it had the drumsticks! - Q: What do elves do after school?
A: Their gnome work! - Q: What does Santa use when he goes fishing?
A: His North Pole! - Q: What kind of money do snowmen use?
A: Cold cash!
Another Christmas riddles
- Q: Why did Santa’s reindeer sit in the shade?
A: Because they were too hot to trot! - Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: “Do you smell carrots?” - Q: What do you call a snowman’s favorite Mexican food?
A: Brrrr-itos! - Q: Why was the Christmas tree afraid to stand up?
A: Because it had a fear of heights! - Q: What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap music! - Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite! - Q: Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
A: Because he wanted to sleep like a log! - Q: What did Santa say when his toys were stolen?
A: “The Grinch made off with my loot!” - Q: What do you call a snowman’s dog?
A: A slush puppy! - Q: Why did the snowman call his dog “Frost”?
A: Because Frost bites! - Q: What’s red, white, and blue at Christmas time?
A: A sad candy cane! - Q: What’s green, covered in tinsel, and says “Ribbit”?
A: A mistle-toad! - Q: What do you call a snowman party?
A: A snowball! - Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker?
A: Frosting! - Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman! - Q: What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claws! - Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: A wrapper! - Q: What’s Santa’s favorite snack while traveling?
A: Elf mix! - Q: Why did Santa bring a ladder to Christmas dinner?
A: Because he heard the food was going to be “out of reach”! - Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers when they’re arguing?
A: Dis-elfs!
- What kind of music do elves like to listen to while they work?
Answer: Wrap music! - What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
Answer: An abdominal snowman! - Why was the math book sad during the holidays?
Answer: Because it had too many problems! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Answer: Frostbite! - What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
Answer: Subordinate clauses! - What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast cereal?
Answer: Frosted Flakes! - Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
Answer: It needed a trim! - What do you call an elf who sings?
Answer: A wrapper! - Why did Santa go to music school?
Answer: To improve his wrapping skills! - Why was the turkey asked to join Santa’s sleigh team?
Answer: Because it had the drumsticks! - What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite! - Why did the ornament go to school?
Answer: It wanted to be a little more well-rounded! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker?
Answer: Frosting! - Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Answer: He was feeling crumbly! - What’s green, covered in tinsel, and goes ribbit-ribbit?
Answer: Mistle-toad! - What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Answer: Ice caps! - Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
Answer: It kept dropping its needles! - Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Answer: Because Frost bites! - What’s a snowman’s favorite Mexican food?
Answer: Brrrr-itos!
Getting over with Christmas riddles
- What did one snowflake say to the other?
Answer: “I’ve got your back!” - Why was the Christmas tree so bad at poker?
Answer: It kept dropping its needles! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Answer: Frosty paws! - Why did Santa go to therapy?
Answer: He had Claus-trophobia! - What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert?
Answer: Ice cream sundaes! - What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
Answer: An abdominal snowman! - What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
Answer: Cookie sheets! - Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?
Answer: It had a root canal! - Why was the math book sad during the holidays?
Answer: It had too many problems! - What do you call a reindeer who tells jokes?
Answer: A “comet-ian”! - Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots?
Answer: He was picking his nose! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite! - Why was the ornament afraid of the dark?
Answer: It was afraid of getting tinsel-itis! - What do you call a snowman party?
Answer: A snowball! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a baker?
Answer: Frosting! - Why did Santa’s helper go to school?
Answer: To improve his elf-esteem! - What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast cereal?
Answer: Frosted Flakes! - What do elves do after school?
Answer: Their gnome work! - Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Answer: Because Frost bites! - What did the Christmas lights say to each other?
Answer: “You light up my life!”
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