Question: What do you call a lettuce with a PhD? Answer: A smarty-crisp! Question: What did the lettuce say to the celery? Answer: Quit stalking me, you’re making me wilt! ...
What cereal is a detective’s favorite? Sherlock Flakes! Which cereal is a vampire’s top choice? Count Chocula’s Fangtastic Bites! What cereal do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo Berry Crunch! Which ...
I can be plowed but never planted. What am I? (Field: Furrow) I’m tall and green, but I’m not a tree. What am I? (Field: Corn stalk) I’m soft underfoot, ...
Question: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? Answer: A mushroom. Question: I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for ...
Q: What vegetable is both root and riddle? A: The turnip! Q: What do you get when you cross a curious mind with a root vegetable? A: Riddle-me-turnip! Q: What ...
What has wheels but can’t turn on its own? (A tractor) What digs deep without a shovel? (A tractor) What roars like a lion but plows like a farmer? (A ...
Question: What is always in fashion and never goes out of style? Answer: Flax, as it weaves timeless linen garments. Question: What plant boasts both beauty and utility, its seeds ...
Question: What do you call a chickpea’s favorite mode of transportation?Answer: The Hummus Express! Question: What do chickpeas use to communicate?Answer: Garbanzo-beans! Question: Why did the chickpea break up with ...
Question: What vegetable wears a crown of tiny leaves? Answer: Asparagus! Question: What slender green soldier stands tall in the garden? Answer: Asparagus! Question: What vegetable whispers secrets of the ...
Question: What do plants say to their fertilizer? Answer: “Thanks for helping me grow!” Question: What did the nitrogen say to the soil? Answer: “I’ve got you covered!” Question: What ...
Q: What plant is both a thorny guardian and a delectable treat? A: The artichoke! Q: What vegetable wears a crown of thorns but holds the promise of a royal ...
Question: What did the banana say to the monkey? Answer: “Peel-ieve in yourself!” Question: Why did the banana go to the doctor? Answer: It wasn’t peeling well! Question: What’s a ...
Question: What do you call a cantaloupe’s favorite music genre?Answer: Melon-choly. Question: What did the cantaloupe say to the honeydew?Answer: “You’re one in a melon!” Question: What did the cantaloupe ...
Question: I am crumbled yet revered, salty and bold. What am I? Answer: Feta cheese Question: Born from sheep’s milk, I’m a taste of Greece. What cheese am I? Answer: ...
Q: What is barren yet holds the promise of life? A: A fallow field. Q: What lies dormant but brims with potential? A: Fallow ground. Q: What sleeps beneath the ...
What do you call a potato thats a comedian? A: A jest-tater! Why did the potato turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressing! What do you get when ...
Q: What did the espresso say to the hot water? A: “Don’t drip in on my grind!” Q: Why was the coffee feeling depresso? A: Because it got mugged! Q: ...
Question: What do you call a soil’s cozy blanket? Answer: Mulch Question: What’s nature’s way of recycling? Answer: Mulch Question: What’s the secret ingredient for a thriving garden? Answer: Mulch ...
Q: I’m a tropical puzzle, a crown I wear with grace. What am I? A: Pineapple Q: I’m spiky outside, juicy within, a golden treasure in a green skin. What ...
Q: I’m a ruby-hued treasure with a dimpled skin, hiding a translucent secret within. What am I? A: Lychee Q: In clusters I hang, a fruity delight, a tropical gem ...
Q: What’s the woolly wanderer that never tires of its journey? A: A rolling ball of yarn. Q: What wears a crown of warmth but never sits upon a throne? ...
Question: I’m small and white, a staple at every meal, but I’m not salt. What am I? Answer: Rice Question: I’m grown in paddies, but I’m not a duck. What ...