Waffle riddles
Question: What do you call a waffle that tells jokes?Answer: A waffle-comedian! Question: Why did the waffle go to therapy?Answer: Because it had too many layers to work through! Question: ...
Wonton riddles
What’s a wonton’s favorite dance move? Answer: The noodle twist! What did the wonton say to the soup? Answer: “Swim with me and let’s make waves!” Why did the wonton ...
Meat riddles
What meat do you find on a comedian’s plate? Answer: Silly con carne. What’s a carnivore’s favorite day of the week? Answer: Steak Saturday. What meat is the most romantic? ...
Pasta riddles
What pasta shape can you find in a library? Answer: Bookini What do you call a polite spaghetti? Answer: Pardon-me-sghetti Why did the fettuccine blush? Answer: Because it saw the ...
Coleslaw riddles
Question: What do you call a slaw that’s always ahead of the game? Answer: Coleslawdini! Question: What’s the favorite salad of mathematicians? Answer: Coleslawculus! Question: What do you get when ...