• Q: What kind of cheese is made backward?
  A: Edam
• Q: What cheese can you use to disguise a small horse?
  A: Mascarpone
• Q: Why did the cheese go to therapy?
  A: It had too many emotional holes.
• Q: What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
  A: Halloumi
• Q: What type of cheese is made backward in a helicopter?
  A: Havarti
• Q: What cheese is the best at magic tricks?
  A: Brie-lusionist
• Q: Why did the cheese refuse to be sliced?
  A: It was too grating.
• Q: What cheese is the most melodramatic?
  A: Feta the Drama
• Q: What did the cheese say to the mirror?
  A: “Halloumi” again
• Q: What did the cheese say when it was offered a role in a movie?
  A: “I’m Gouda be in pictures!”
• Q: What kind of cheese can fly?
  A: Curd-les
• Q: Why did the cheese blush?
  A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
• Q: What’s a cheese’s favorite pickup line?
  A: “You Gouda brie kidding me!”
• Q: What did the cheese say to the refrigerator?
  A: “Close the door, I’m camembert.”
• Q: What did the cheese say to the wine?
  A: “You make me feel so gouda.”
• Q: Why did the cheese refuse to play hide and seek?
  A: It was too mature for such games.
• Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
  A: Nacho cheese!
• Q: What kind of cheese do you use to coax a bear out of hiding?
  A: Camembert
• Q: Why did the cheese break up with the crackers?
  A: It was tired of being spread too thin.
• Q: What did the cheese say to the wine thief?
  A: “Rind over matter.”

• Q: What did the cheese say when it won an award?
  A: “It’s grate to be recognized!”
• Q: What cheese is the most courageous?
  A: Provolone
• Q: Why did the cheese go to school?
  A: To get “cheducated”
• Q: What did the cheese say to the ghost?
  A: “Boo-currrr-rie”
• Q: What cheese can never be yours?
  A: Unbrielievable
• Q: What did the cheese say to the football team?
  A: “Go long, I’ll Swiss it!”
• Q: Why did the cheese refuse to fight?
  A: It didn’t want to escalate the curd situation.
• Q: What do you call cheese that’s sad?
  A: Blue cheese
• Q: What’s a cheese’s favorite card game?
  A: Brie-ngo
• Q: Why did the cheese sit in the corner?
  A: Because it was too Gouda for the rest of the party.
• Q: What cheese is always on time?
  A: Swiss cheese – it’s never late, it’s always hole-y
• Q: What do you call a cheese that loves to dance?
  A: Limburger
• Q: What cheese can you never trust?
  A: Double-crossed cheddar
• Q: What did the cheese say to the butter?
  A: “You’re my butter half!”
• Q: What did the cheese say when it failed its driving test?
  A: “I’m not Gouda ’nuff!”
• Q: Why did the cheese take up painting?
  A: It wanted to create a masterpiece!
• Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours and also not anyone else’s?
  A: Limbo cheese
• Q: What cheese is the most musical?
  A: Feta-note
• Q: What cheese is always up for an adventure?
  A: Monterrey Jack
• Q: Why did the cheese refuse to run for president?
  A: It didn’t want to deal with the rind of office.

Another Cheesy riddles

• Q: Why did the cheese become a DJ?
  A: It wanted to turn up the cheddar!
• Q: What cheese do you use to entice a bear?
  A: Camem-bear-t
• Q: Why was the cheese so confident?
  A: It was feeling very grate-ful.
• Q: What did the cheese say to the camera?
  A: “Smile and say cheese!”
• Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours and is also not alone?
  A: Colby-sharing
• Q: Why did the cheese get in trouble at school?
  A: It was caught spreading rumors.
• Q: What do you call cheese that’s possessed?
  A: Dem-onsterrella
• Q: Why did the cheese get elected as mayor?
  A: It promised to make the town grate again.
• Q: What did the cheese say to the comedian?
  A: “You’re so cheesy!”
• Q: What cheese can never keep a secret?
  A: Swiss – it’s too hole-y.
• Q: Why did the cheese get a job in construction?
  A: It wanted to be a support beam – a real pillar of cheese-society!
• Q: What did the cheese say when it won the lottery?
  A: “I’m feeling gouda-lucky!”
• Q: What cheese can make you laugh?
  A: Smoked giggles
• Q: What do you call cheese that’s been blessed?
  A: Holy Muenster
• Q: Why did the cheese break up with the cracker?
  A: It was fed up with all the cheesy lines.
• Q: What did the cheese say when it ran a marathon?
  A: “I’m whey ahead of the competition!”
• Q: What cheese is the most fashionable?
  A: Parmesan Haute Couture
• Q: What did the cheese say when it won the race?
  A: “I’m the big cheese!”
• Q: What cheese can’t stop singing?
  A: Brie-yoncé
• Q: Why did the cheese break into the bank?
  A: It wanted to make some “cheddar”!

• Q: What cheese is always on the move?
  A: Roaming Muenster
• Q: What did the cheese say to the comedian?
  A: “You’re so gouda at making me laugh!”
• Q: What cheese can never keep a secret?
  A: Colby Loose-lip
• Q: Why did the cheese go to the art gallery?
  A: It wanted to see some masterpiece-rd.
• Q: What cheese is the most adventurous?
  A: Gruyère-t
• Q: What did the cheese say when it found out it was adopted?
  A: “Say it isn’t curd!”
• Q: What did the cheese say to the football player?
  A: “I can be your cheese coach!”
• Q: Why did the cheese sit on the computer?
  A: It wanted to watch “cheddar-tainment.”
• Q: What did the cheese say to the tomato?
  A: “You are the brie to my tomato.”
• Q: What cheese always gets the last laugh?
  A: Muenster chuckles
• Q: Why did the cheese get in trouble at school?
  A: It was caught passing notes.
• Q: What cheese is always ready to party?
  A: Fiesta Feta
• Q: What did the cheese say to the ghost?
  A: “You’re looking a bit trans-pare-mesan.”
• Q: What cheese is the most philosophical?
  A: Parmesan Descartes
• Q: What did the cheese say to the butter?
  A: “Together, we’re unbeatable on toast!”
• Q: What cheese can never be trusted?
  A: Swiss-le trust
• Q: What did the cheese say when it won the race?
  A: “I’m whey out in front!”
• Q: What cheese is the most romantic?
  A: Brie mine forever
• Q: Why did the cheese bring a ladder?
  A: It wanted to climb to new heights of flavor!
• Q: What did the cheese say to the mirror?
  A: “Halloumi again, looking sharp!”

Getting over with Cheesy riddles

• Q: What cheese is the most outgoing?
  A: Asiago-getter
• Q: What did the cheese say when it got a compliment?
  A: “You’re making me melt!”
• Q: What cheese is the most environmentally friendly?
  A: Eco-Mozzarella
• Q: What did the cheese say to the refrigerator?
  A: “You’re my coolest friend!”
• Q: What cheese is always in a hurry?
  A: Feta-pedal
• Q: What did the cheese say when it won the lottery?
  A: “I’m rich in flavor!”
• Q: What cheese is the best at solving mysteries?
  A: Colby Sherlock
• Q: What did the cheese say to the mouse?
  A: “You can’t have a bite of me!”
• Q: What cheese is the most forgetful?
  A: Swiss – it’s always losing track of time!
• Q: What did the cheese say to the bread?
  A: “You complete me!”
• Q: What cheese is the most popular at parties?
  A: Party-Parmesan
• Q: What did the cheese say to the gym instructor?
  A: “I’m here to get shredded!”
• Q: What cheese is the most poetic?
  A: Feta Wordsworth
• Q: What did the cheese say to the pencil?
  A: “You make a sharp point!”
• Q: What cheese is always the life of the party?
  A: Gouda Times
• Q: What did the cheese say when it fell off the table?
  A: “I’m grate-ful for the catch!”
• Q: What cheese is the most indecisive?
  A: Procrasti-cheese
• Q: What did the cheese say to the milk?
  A: “You’re my liquid gold!”
• Q: What cheese is the most well-read?
  A: Brie-stotle
• Q: What did the cheese say to the tomato?
  A: “You’re the vine to my cheese!”